Home with Kids: Salted Fish Life
Chapter 35 My Dad Knows Kung Fu
living room
Ye Long was sitting on the sofa watching, Xiaoyu was standing beside him holding a wooden board, and Liu Xing was wearing his boxing clothes and getting ready!
"Ah! I'll hit you!"
Just as Liu Xing was about to kick the wooden board, Xiaoyu quickly hid aside in fear and said!
"Liu Xing, can you do it?"
"It's okay, it's okay, don't worry!" Liu Xing said without sincerity!
"Okay then! Be careful, be careful!" Xiaoyu agreed cautiously!
"I'll fight~!"
Liu Xing raised his leg and kicked the board again! This time Xiaoyu didn't dodge!
However, the wooden board did not break, instead it almost made Xiaoyu fall over!
Xiaoyu said after throwing the board aside!
"I get it! Liu Xing, when you say it's okay, you mean the wooden board is okay! Humph"
Seeing this, Ye Long quickly spoke!
"Liu Xing! Stop bullying Xiao Yu!"
"With your mediocre skills, you can't even enter the entry level of Taiquandao, and you're still showing off!"
"If you really want to learn, get up early tomorrow and do morning exercises with me, and I'll teach you."
When Liu Xing heard Ye Long say that he wanted to take him for morning exercise, he quickly begged for mercy!
"Ouch! I can't do it anymore! I'm injured! Brother, I'm injured and can't accompany you for morning exercises."
"That's enough! Stop pretending! Every time I prepare to take you for morning exercise, you pretend to be sick. You can't come up with another excuse!"
"Liu Xing, you are making trouble again! Can you just kick that wooden board? It can easily hurt people if you don't kick it well!" Dad came out of the bathroom and started to lecture him!
"Come! Hold the board and let dad show you how to do it."
"Ah! Dad, you won't kick me, will you?" Liu Xing looked at his father suspiciously!
"How is that possible! It's no big deal! Get ready!" Dad was doing warm-up exercises with full confidence!
"Then please slow down!"
(Why does this style of painting feel a little familiar! A black-bellied father! [pouting])
My dad yelled, "Ah~! I'll hit you~" and the wooden board broke instantly! (But it seems that my dad's expression also changed [snickering])
........................
Time flies and it’s noon in a blink of an eye!
Everyone was taking a lunch break, but Dad was watching a boxing match, gesticulating as he watched!
"Straight punch, uppercut, swing punch"
"Left hook, right hook!"
Xiaoyu, who couldn't sleep, was about to go to the living room to get some water to drink, when she saw her father practicing boxing in front of the TV and asked in confusion!
"Dad! You can box too!"
The father, who was concentrating on watching the game, was startled when he heard Xiaoyu suddenly speak! He covered his heart and said!
"Hey! Xiaoyu, you're going to scare me to death! In the middle of the day, you're not sleeping and you're coming out to scare people! Can Daddy handle it?"
Xiaoyu: "You can also practice boxing!"
Dad: "What are you talking about! What do you mean by know? Among all the skills that Dad knows, boxing is the least worth mentioning!"
Xiaoyu: "Dad, you are awesome!"
Dad: "Of course! Who is Dad? Dad is Dad!"
Xiaoyu: "Dad! You are an expert!"
Dad: "Wrong, Dad is the best among the best! Dad's dad!"
Xiaoyu: "Dad's dad, oh! That's grandpa!"
Dad: "Go! Stop messing around!" Dad impatiently starts to chase people away [covering face]
(I finally finished writing this paragraph! It was like a tongue twister, and it almost confused me!)
"Go! Xia Donghai, stop making trouble and change the noon news for me! I want to watch it!" Mom just woke up and came out in a daze and ordered! [Snickering]
"Oh! Okay!"
My dad is so servile that he goes to change the channel! [grin]
"Mom is still more skilled!" Xiaoyu said after thinking for a while!
At this time, Dad ran to the bathroom to wash his face, and Liu Xing happened to be holding a baseball bat and preparing to go out!
"Hey, hey, hey! Where are you going?" When the mother saw Liu Xing preparing to go out with a baseball bat, she quickly stopped him!
"Let's go practice baseball!" Liu Xing answered happily!
"Who agrees? Let's practice baseball! Have you finished your exercise book?" Mom glared at Liu Xing and asked!
"Just a little bit more!" Liu Xing replied humbly!
"Not even a little bit! Go back and do it!" Mom ordered! (Death stare from mom [covering face])
"Play for a while first~" Liu Xing said coquettishly!
"No! I'll count to three, one, two..." Mom threatened! (Count to three nationwide [covering face])
"Three, OK, I'll go"
Liu Xing said as he walked into the house! It happened that Dad came out of the bathroom and was still practicing boxing. He hit the baseball bat and caused it to fall to the ground! However, there is no coincidence! The baseball bat broke! The three people in the living room (Mom, Liu Xing, Xiaoyu) were instantly shocked.
"Dad, you are so awesome!" x2
Dad instantly gained two little fans!
"Ah! You're so good at it with just a little practice! I'll buy you a new one tomorrow!" Dad said guiltily and left quickly!
P.S. Thanks to my brother Yishenghei for his love! Thank you!
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