A dark villain came to Jinting Bulaoxiang
Chapter 212 The Evil Man Comes Crazy
Emperor Yuxuan wanted to tease him, but when he heard him say that, his smiling face instantly froze. His eyes were as big as bells, and he thought to himself: That's right! I was so busy playing that I forgot the most important thing.
He rolled his eyes, frowned, and began to think: "No, this little bastard must be coaxed, right now!" A smile quickly appeared on his face, which was uglier than crying. He said in a flattering manner: "Hey, don't be angry, little Sizhe, I was just joking with you."
At this moment, everyone around was stunned by this scene. All the ministers were pale and sweating, fearing that the conflict between the emperor and Xiao Sizhe would lead to more serious consequences.
But Xiao Sizhe didn't buy the emperor's words at all. He snorted coldly, turned his head away, and said angrily: "Who wants to listen to your nonsense, you evil emperor!"
The emperor stood there awkwardly, not knowing whether to move forward or backward. His face turned pale and blue, which was very interesting.
"Then recite the Song of Immortality to me today! I will promise you that you can sleep with Brother Yan as long as you want. How about it?" Emperor Yuxuan looked anxious, with greed in his eyes, staring at Xiao Sizhe closely, mainly wanting to get the Secret of Immortality first. At this moment, he was like a hungry wolf seeing delicious prey, and couldn't wait to pounce on it.
He always thought that the little lunatic in front of him was easy to fool. Unexpectedly, Xiao Sizha rolled his eyes, crossed his hands in front of his chest, and said disdainfully: "Humph! There is nothing, I won't sing for you!" His little face was wrinkled into a ball, his mouth was pouted high, and he looked determined not to compromise.
Emperor Yuxuan was turned away, and the smile on his face froze instantly. He didn't expect that this young master was so hard to please! But he couldn't get angry, because if he got angry, he wouldn't be able to get a single word. So he smiled and said, "How about ten taels of silver for singing a line?" As he spoke, he rubbed his hands, his eyes full of expectation, trying to bribe Xiao Sizhe with money.
When Xiao Sizhe heard this, his eyes lit up and he thought to himself, "Ten taels of silver for one line, if I sing a few more lines I can earn a lot of silver. With the silver I can buy a lot of delicious and fun things."
But he quickly became alert again: "No, no, this emperor is very cunning. What if he is just talking casually and doesn't give me cash? Then I will lose a lot."
So he nodded quickly: "Okay, okay! Did you bring the silver?" His face was full of excitement, and his little head kept leaning forward, eager to see the silver.
Emperor Yuxuan suddenly felt awkward, his smile became unnatural, and his eyes began to evade: "Uh, can I owe it first?" His voice became smaller and smaller, and his confidence was obviously lacking.
The state teacher beside him couldn't help but feel proud when he heard this, and a gloating smile appeared on his face. He thought to himself: Hey, you tyrant have also had this day! This is how his money was swindled by the little lunatic. The state teacher secretly glanced at Emperor Yuxuan, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but rise.
Xiao Sizha pouted his lips fiercely, stamped his feet and shouted, "I want something ready-made. If it's not ready-made, don't even think about it!" His little face turned red and his eyes were full of anger.
Emperor Yuxuan's expression instantly turned gloomy, his face stretched as long as a donkey's, and he roared: "Come, send the prince to the imperial mausoleum immediately!" His voice echoed in the hall, full of majesty and anger.
Everyone present was trembling with fear at this roar. The ministers lowered their heads, not daring to speak, their hearts filled with fear and worry. Concubine Wan was so frightened that her face turned pale, tears welled up in her eyes. Han Mingguang, Shui Qinglian and Xiao Sanlang frowned and looked at each other, not knowing what to do.
Xiao Sizhe was also startled by Emperor Yuxuan's roar, but he quickly came to his senses and stood there stubbornly.
"Isn't this tyrant just trying to threaten me? Humph!" Xiao Sizhe muttered in his heart, but his face remained calm. He tilted his head, blinked his eyes and looked at Emperor Yuxuan for a long time, and said slowly: "Well, if you are not afraid of embarrassment, just carry it in!" After saying that, he made a naughty face at Emperor Yuxuan, put his hands on his waist, and raised his little head.
Emperor Yuxuan's eyes widened in anger, he pointed at Xiao Sizhe and shouted, "How dare you, little brat, talk to me like this!"
Xiao Sizhe was not afraid at all, he crossed his arms over his chest and replied: "Humph, I told you, what can you do to me?"
As he said this, Xiao Sizhe jumped into the coffin like a nimble little monkey, and then crossed his legs. He turned his head slowly and said calmly, "It's better to carry me in too! This world is too boring, I'd better go back to Jinting Bulaoxiang! I don't want to suffer here!"
Emperor Yuxuan was angry, his face flushed red, his eyes widened like bells, and his nostrils were breathing heavily. He wanted to use these words to threaten Xiao Sizhe, thinking that if he scared her like this, Xiao Sizhe would tell him the secret of immortality.
But he didn't expect that this guy could eat anything salty or spicy, and he couldn't even yell at him! Seeing that this method didn't work, Emperor Yuxuan's angry expression disappeared without a trace in an instant, as fast as the Sichuan Opera's face-changing.
He put aside his pride again, forced a flattering smile on his face, and said with a smile: "You are not dead, how can you be sent in there? That's where the dead live. Aren't you afraid?" As Emperor Yuxuan spoke, he moved closer to the coffin, bent down, and tried to persuade Xiao Sizhe.
Xiao Sizhe sat up, pointed at Emperor Yuxuan, and retorted, "Afraid? I'm not afraid! Dead people are very quiet, unlike you, who make a lot of noise all day long and are very scary!"
"Dead people are fine, they just lie there and sleep peacefully, they won't stand up, what's there to be afraid of? On the contrary, standing up like you is terrifying, I have to live in fear in front of you! It's better to be quiet and safe with the dead!"
Little Sizhe stood up from the coffin, put his hands on his hips, and spoke loudly. His little head swayed back and forth, and his expression was very vivid, as if he was giving a lesson to Emperor Yuxuan.
Emperor Yuxuan was stunned by what Xiao Sizhe said, his face turned pale and blue, and he stamped his feet in frustration, saying, "You ignorant brat!"
Some of the ministers around him were trying to hold back their laughter, their shoulders shaking constantly; others covered their mouths, fearing that they would laugh out loud. The Imperial Master watched Emperor Yuxuan's humiliation from the side, and felt so happy that he secretly gave Xiao Sizhe a thumbs up.
Concubine Wan stood aside, feeling both worried and helpless. Seeing the stalemate between little Sizhe and Emperor Yuxuan, she stamped her feet anxiously and advised, "Your Majesty, Sizhe is still young, don't argue with him."
Han Mingguang, Shui Qinglian and Xiao Sanlang were talking in low voices nearby, but they were not allowed to make any sound.
Xiao Sizhe looked at Emperor Yuxuan's embarrassed look and felt very proud in her heart. She made a face at Emperor Yuxuan and continued, "You tyrant, you only know how to scare people. I'm not afraid of you!" After that, she stuck out her tongue at Emperor Yuxuan.
Emperor Yuxuan was so angry that he gritted his teeth, but he couldn't do anything about Xiao Sizhe. He could only roll his eyes and think of ways to deal with it.
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