A dark villain came to Jinting Bulaoxiang
Chapter 138 Feeling the Pulse
Emperor Yuxuan was anxious, fearing that if he was a step slower, Han Mingguang would have to live two more days.
"I am the ruler of this country, why do I need others' approval? Draft an edict immediately. From now on, the court session will be at 1:15 AM!"
"Your Majesty, think twice!" Eunuch Liu knelt on the ground: "You have many things to do at night, the emperor's health is the most important!"
"I am in very good health. Those orange guys will have no choice but to choose me! Humph!" He said while writing the imperial edict.
Eunuch Yan had no choice. When the emperor got stubborn, even a hundred oxen couldn't stop him. He had no choice but to stand up and help the emperor grind ink.
After writing the imperial edict and stamping it, Emperor Yuxuan felt sleepy. He yawned, closed his eyes, and said grimly, "I will wait here for them to come to court!"
Eunuch Yan had no choice but to stay by his side and massage his back and shoulders.
After a while, a deafening snoring sound came from the hall. He actually fell asleep while sitting on the dragon chair...
The ministers arrived one after another. It was really strange. In the past, the emperor was always the last one to arrive and the fastest one to leave. Now that the sun had set in the east, he was the first one to arrive in the hall.
When Eunuch Yan saw that all the ministers had arrived, he whispered in his ear, "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, you may now attend the court!"
The snoring stopped, "Ah! Eunuch Yan, change your clothes quickly!" He sat up straight and opened his arms to let Eunuch Yan help him put on his clothes, but his eyes were still closed!
The ministers dared not laugh at him. If they were found to have laughed at the emperor, they would be confiscated and their entire clan would be exterminated. They all bowed to the ground!
"See your Majesty, long live your Majesty!"
Emperor Yuxuan seemed to be still in a dream. When he heard the sound of worship, he suddenly stood up from the dragon throne and opened his eyes wide: it turned out that he was already in the court.
He looked at Eunuch Yan suspiciously: "When did I come?" He stared as if searching his memory.
Eunuch Yan reminded again: "Your Majesty, today is the fifteenth day of the young prince's expedition. Your Majesty has already arrived early in the morning and has not even had breakfast!"
"Oh!" He lowered his eyes, as if he had thought of something. "Hurry up and call the imperial physician over!"
The ministers seemed to have forgotten what happened half a month ago. They looked at each other in confusion, not understanding why the emperor had summoned the imperial physician. Wasn't there an imperial physician in the hall?
"Your Majesty, isn't the Imperial Preceptor here? Why don't you let him check on your pulse?" Elder Qi stepped forward and said.
"You are wrong, you are wrong. My dear ministers, have you forgotten the bet I made with Minister Han half a month ago? Today I want to see if the new concubines can have any happy events. It is time to fulfill the bet!" There has been no fun for a long time, so today is a good time to have some fun!
All that could be heard in the hall was a sigh. It turned out that the emperor only cared about his own fun and didn't care about the country's crisis!
Prime Minister Fan Cheng stepped forward and saluted, saying, "Your Majesty, Minister Han is currently leading the army to fight in the north! Can we wait until he returns to the court before discussing this matter?"
"Hey! A gentleman's word is as good as gold. What's more, I am the emperor. How can I take back what I said?" The emperor was very excited.
All the ministers came forward and said, "Your Majesty, let Minister Han fight and take the credit for his achievements!"
"Hey! How can this be compared to military merit? This is a private matter between me and Han Aiqing! Ah, Eunuch Yan, summon my new concubines into the palace!"
"Well, Your Majesty, you have favored more than just these concubines this month!" Eunuch Yan said with a bow. His meaning was obvious; Concubine Wan must not be forgotten.
But this emperor looked even older than Eunuch Yan, and he actually forgot about the one in Huajing Palace.
"Well, there's no need for the good concubine. He said a few days ago that he had his menstrual period, so he can be ruled out!" Emperor Yuxuan said immediately.
The imperial teacher, who was standing silently at the side, was shocked and guessed in his heart: This is impossible. Among these new concubines, the most likely one to be pregnant is his daughter. The emperor actually said that it is impossible for her to be pregnant. Did he have his period a few days ago?
What is this rebellious girl doing? Didn't I give her a pill of Hehuan to promote pregnancy the day he was favored by the dog emperor? Didn't they have sex so hard that day and night? Why did she still have menstruation? Didn't he use that medicine?
The Imperial Master didn't know that his daughter was not with the dog emperor that day, but was with someone else. He was really pissed off. I'll go find him after the court session to find out the truth. Humph! I really raised him in vain. But he didn't know that his daughter was thousands of miles away at this moment!
Eunuch Yan bowed again, "Your Majesty, I am talking about Concubine Wan. Didn't you go to her palace several times this month? It is recorded in the register of the daily envoys."
"Uh..." The emperor pondered for a moment and then laughed: "Not bad! Wanwan can't be missed either!" If other concubines are not successful, he can still regain his face with Concubine Wan, which is crucial!
All twelve senior imperial physicians in the court came into the palace to pay their respects.
"Your Majesty, long live the Emperor!"
"All doctors, please stand up!"
Soon after, ten concubines arrived one after another.
"Your Majesty, I pay my respects to you. May your Majesty be blessed with good health and good health!"
"My beloved, please stand up. Please stand up, hahahaha..." He was very happy. The game started -
Concubine Wan was the last to come in. Her steps were dignified and steady, retaining the royal demeanor.
Emperor Yuxuan would always look up, as this woman could make his face glow no matter where or when she was.
The emperor and his ministers all bowed to Concubine Wan in unison, "Your humble servant pays respect to Her Majesty, May Your Majesty be blessed with good health!"
"Thank you, civil and military officials, for your kindness! No need to be polite!"
Emperor Yuxuan felt that he was quite impressive and greeted him:
"Wanwan, come and sit here!" pointing to the seat next to her.
The concubines standing there were not convinced. They were all concubines, so why could he sit with the emperor? They all acted coquettishly.
"Your Majesty, my legs are so numb!"
"Your Majesty, my legs are weak!"
"Your Majesty, I am too weak to sit with you."
"emperor……"
Emperor Yuxuan laughed loudly: "Come again and again, and you will be the next one! Now there is something important to do! My beloved concubines, please bear with it! Imperial physician, quickly check their pulses!"
The concubines seemed extremely reluctant: "Your Majesty, we are fine, why do you need to take our pulse?" They didn't know what the emperor was up to.
The emperor laughed and said, "My dear ministers, guess whether Minister Han can survive these fifteen days?"
Fan Cheng was furious. The emperor killed people recklessly without caring about the safety of the country. He stepped forward and said, "Your Majesty, we are just live fish on your chopping board. You can kill us as you like. Why bother with this?"
Emperor Yuxuan smiled more playfully than ever before, "Lord Fan, what you said is wrong. Life must be fun, right? Without fun, this world becomes boring!"
At this time, the twelve imperial doctors had already taken the pulse of the ten concubines one by one.
The emperor asked: "How are the doctors? Their health..."
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