Start plundering from the courtyard

Seeing this, the deaf old lady came to her senses and rushed towards Yi Zhonghai without caring about the dirt on her body.

See it!

How can Yi Zhonghai do that!

He just got out of police station yesterday and went home to take a nice bath in the evening to wash off the bad luck that remained on his body. He didn't want to be contaminated by the deaf old lady early the next morning!

Therefore, Yi Zhonghai dodged and easily avoided the attack of the deaf old lady.

But what?

They were having a lot of fun, one running away and the other chasing, but they probably forgot that they were in Sha Zhu's house.

What they didn't expect was that at the same time that the old man Yi Zhonghai dodged, the deaf old woman's attack went straight to Sha Zhu who was lying on the ground and sleeping.

What a coincidence!

Yi Zhonghai’s goal was achieved in this way!

Unfortunately!

The deaf old lady who was hiding behind him and calmly preparing to watch the show suffered disaster for no reason!

As we watched, Sha Zhu, who was sleeping soundly on the ground, was suddenly attacked by the deaf old lady, and Sha Zhu woke up.

of course!

Shazhu woke up because of the pain!

This is not the most frustrating thing for Shazhu.

What made him most devastated was that after he woke up, he opened his eyes and saw the deaf old lady. When he was about to ask her something, drops of golden juice and jade liquid... flowed into his mouth.

This is very uncomfortable!

If the impact of the deaf old lady was compared to physical damage to Sha Zhu's body, then the drop of golden liquid flowing into his mouth caused Sha Zhu magical damage that broke his defense and also left him with a huge psychological trauma!

Back to the point.

Feeling the wetness in his mouth and smelling the strange odor of the deaf old woman, Sha Zhu finally knew what was in his mouth!

This deaf old lady is too bold!

How dare you run into his house in broad daylight to feed shit to this courtyard god of war?

Thinking of this in his heart, Sha Zhu's face suddenly changed, and he used all his strength to push the deaf old lady who was pressing on him to the side!

Poor deaf old lady, she was angry that Yi Zhonghai dared to dodge her attack, but also felt lucky that Sha Zhu was acting as a cushion for her, when suddenly she was pushed aside by Sha Zhu!

As a result, the deaf old lady was so angry that she couldn't breathe. She fainted due to the mixture of shame and anger.

What about Yi Zhonghai?

He acted as if nothing had happened. When he saw the deaf old lady being pushed aside by Sha Zhu, he immediately regained his demeanor as a moral leader, stepped forward and spoke to Sha Zhu.

"Silly Zhu, you are such a bastard, you actually touched this old lady, your ancestor!"

however!

Although he said this, Yi Zhonghai had no intention of leaving. Instead, he just looked at Sha Zhu with a proud look on his face.

Upon hearing this, Sha Zhu, who was picking his throat and retching, came to his senses instantly and was extremely angry.

He was no longer in a hurry to clear his throat. He grabbed a handful of wet food from the deaf old lady next to him and threw it in the direction where Yi Zhonghai was standing.

There’s an old saying that goes, “You can hide from the first, but you can’t escape the fifteenth!”

Yi Zhonghai is now.

How can I say this?

It turns out that this old guy had dodged the attack from the deaf old lady?

But this time he failed to dodge Sha Zhu's sneak attack!

He was standing on the moral high ground with great complacency, thinking that he was pointing fingers at Sha Zhu!

Then, his face was covered with wetness.

To be honest, Sha Zhu's operation can be said to be a stroke of genius, and Yi Zhonghai also felt a little suffocated.

And then!

There is one more sad person in Shazhu’s house!

Seeing that the old man Yi Zhonghai had a mask of pain on his face, Sha Zhu couldn't help but burst into laughter.

Eh?

Don't forget it!

It’s early in the morning!

It turned out that the roar made by the deaf old woman when she attacked had already awakened the beasts in the yard.

The hospital has been uneasy lately. What does this mean?

This means that there will definitely be some good shows to watch in the courtyard!

For this reason, the animals in the yard did not sleep too deeply.

So?

The deaf old lady's roar also successfully woke them up!

Then, there was the sound of Sha Zhu's dry hiccups.

After the animals in the yard left their house, they looked left and right, and finally quickly determined that the sound came from Sha Zhu's house.

There is no other reason.

Only Sha Zhu's house had no door, so the sound could be transmitted so far that it could be heard throughout the entire courtyard.

What’s more, they all heard the noise coming from Sha Zhu’s room, so it couldn’t be wrong!

Then, the beasts, having identified their target, couldn't help but reveal a playful smile on their faces.

How to say?

Shazhu is a bachelor, and now his house is so noisy, could it be...

Thinking of this, the birds in the yard walked towards Sha Zhu's house, ready to enjoy this good show.

Coincidentally, when they entered Sha Zhu's house, Yi Zhonghai was just turning into the Mask of Pain.

This makes Yi Zhonghai very uncomfortable!

The heartless Shazhu was still laughing, but when Yi Zhonghai glanced at the birds out of the corner of his eye, he suddenly returned to his kind and amiable appearance.

So he said to Sha Zhu indifferently.

"Tsk tsk tsk, didn't I promise you, idiot? I came to your place this morning to ask you to go through the procedures at the street office. Why did you suddenly attack this old lady, your ancestor?"

While saying this, Yi Zhonghai also showed a look of deep sorrow, pushing all the faults onto Sha Zhu, as if Sha Zhu was an unforgivable villain!

What's more, this old man keeps calling the deaf old lady "ancestor" but he doesn't have the slightest intention of helping the deaf old lady. It's quite funny. He is really a filial son who talks big!

however!

This old man had a good plan in mind, but he miscalculated just one point. What can I say about this?

It turned out that Sha Zhu was a bad guy, and he would not be like the other beasts in the yard, who would be pointed at by him from the moral high ground!

of course!

Also, Sha Zhu felt that he had not done anything wrong. Instead, it was the deaf old lady and Yi Zhonghai who said nice things, but they did sneak into the house and suddenly came to put the blame on him. They were the most problematic people!

That's why!

After hearing what the old bastard Yi Zhonghai said, Sha Zhu also sneered at Yi Zhonghai.

"You are a good blowjob man, old man, and you speak so nicely!"