Start plundering from the courtyard

If that's the case, then why did Sha Zhu kick him out?

Xu Damao had no idea that he had almost been beaten up by Sha Zhu just now. He was still standing at the door of Sha Zhu's house, somewhat confused.

But this is not surprising. He has been going to the countryside frequently during this period, not only for the work assigned to him in the steel mill, but also because his young widow and her old lover are waiting for him in the countryside.

Fortunately, Xu Damao was a smart man and he quickly figured out the reason.

How to say?

I just think that it is too insincere for him to come to see Sha Zhu with mountain products!

There is an old saying that goes, belated affection is cheaper than a dog, so isn't his belated mountain product also cheap to Sha Zhu?

Something bad has happened!

The mountain products he carried were lighter!

Thinking about this, it is actually a million miles away from the truth, but Xu Damao doesn't think so in his heart!

He just felt that he had guessed the truth!

then what should we do?

This is certainly not a problem for this clever guy in the courtyard!

If it doesn’t work once, try twice!

Since mountain products are of low value, just replace them with something else!

For Xu Damao, it doesn't matter how much money he has. After all, relying on the Lou family is a big tree. It's worth spending any money to let him know why Sha Zhu is so happy!

Eh?

Speaking of this, some doubts arise.

How to say?

Isn’t it said that Xu Damao is not liked by the Lou family?

Then why do people still say that Xu Damao has the support of the Lou family?

Of course there is a reason for that!

If Xu Damao is really ambitious and a person worthy of investment, how could the Lou family look down on him?

This is a long story!

When pursuing Lou Xiao'e, Xu Damao was very well hidden, so he could stand out from the crowd and win the beauty Lou Xiao'e in one fell swoop!

but.

When this guy thinks the situation is settled, he starts to expose his true nature unscrupulously!

First, they exposed his various flaws, and then they began to use the name of the Lou family to start swindling people outside!

Not only that.

Before the founding of the People's Republic of China, the Lou family was known for owning half of the city. Although most of the assets were handed over to the state after the founding of the People's Republic of China, the remaining assets can still ensure that the Lou family can live a worry-free life for the rest of their lives!

From then on, Xu Damao began to live a life of freeloading in various industries owned by the Lou family!

What a joy!

That's so arrogant!

Otherwise, the Lou family can be considered a wealthy family, so why would they target Xu Damao, a son-in-law?

I'm afraid you're just too idle to do anything!

Back to the point.

Since mountain products are too cheap to express Xu Damao's feelings for Sha Zhu, what should he do?

He must have left the courtyard and gone to the Lou family's property to get something that could show Xu Damao's intentions!

As for the mountain products in hand?

Xu Damao just took a glance and threw the useless thing to the side of the road!

And just like that, Xu Damao was discharged from the hospital.

And what about Silly Pillar?

He also showed his silly smile again and dreamed his whimsical daydream!

Logically speaking, the story of the courtyard should have ended here, but as luck would have it, after Xu Damao left, the old fat pig Jia Zhang also trotted out of the Jia family's house.

His face was panic-stricken and his eyes were fixed on the toilet in the center of the courtyard. It was obvious that he was about to poop in his pants!

There is an old saying that goes, the more you fear something, the more likely it is to come!

Jia Zhang was afraid of pooping in her pants, so she would be soaked in shit!

How do you say this?

It was thought that the old fat pig Jia Zhang had just walked a few steps outside the house, and as her sphincter had aged with age, she ejaculated without noticing, and she defecated thoroughly!

At this point, Jia Zhang's pants were full of shit, so it was time for the trouble in the courtyard to end, right?

But it didn’t!

If Jia Zhangshi poops her pants, does she still need to go to the toilet in the yard?

Then there’s definitely no need to go!

So!

Unlike her panic when she left the house, Jia Zhang began to move in small steps and walked towards their Jia family.

That's right!

The mountain products that Xu Damao casually threw away were discovered by Jia Zhang!

Seeing a whole net bag of mountain products lying on the ground, Jia Zhang naturally didn't want to miss it!

Therefore, the old fat pig didn't care about the fullness in her pants, and just pounced on her prey like a vicious dog, lying on the ground, grabbing the net bag of mountain products with both hands!

Afterwards, Jia Zhang didn't care about anything else. She got up from the ground, looked around, and ran towards their Jia family.

but.

Jia Zhang may have forgotten.

But her pants are still full of stuff!

If she had moved in small steps obediently, she might have been able to walk to the Jia family's house.

However, after her big action like a vicious dog pouncing on shit, coupled with her big movement of running back to Jia's house, the fullness in her pants could no longer be held back.

How to say?

All I could think of was that the liquid was flowing down her trouser legs, but this did not affect Jia Zhangshi, as she was extremely happy in her heart!

However, she still underestimated the full space!

The moment she opened the door of Jia's house, her pants were gloriously sacrificed!

Jia Zhang was confused.

Holding the net bag of mountain products in his right hand, he froze at the door.

Jia Dongxu was also confused.

The door of Jia's house was suddenly opened, which scared him quite a bit, and the sudden sunlight was a bit dazzling to his eyes.

However, after the dazzling sunlight faded away, Jia Dongxu felt that it would be better if the sunlight continued to sting his eyes!

The sunlight was glaring, at least he could recover, but it was so damn eye-catching, how could he fix it?

Do you want him to dig out his eyeballs?

Anyway, I'm already disabled, so a little bit of difference won't matter, right?

But pull it down!

As time went by, the atmosphere in the Jia family became somewhat awkward.

Jia Dongxu was the first to come back to his senses. He suppressed the discomfort in his heart, turned his head to the side, and then spoke to his mother, Jia Zhang.

"Mom, what are you doing? Forget it, let's go inside first and talk about it. Otherwise, I'm afraid you'll catch a cold!"

After hearing this, Jia Zhang came back to her senses. She originally looked a little unhappy, but after hearing the second half of Jia Dongxu's words, she immediately went into the Jia family's house and closed the door tightly.

This is normal here.

but?

Abnormal things are about to start happening in the Jia family!

Jia Zhang pulled her pants, and then they fell off again. She returned to the house and closed the door tightly.

then what should we do?

It is said that the moment Jia Zhang closed the door, a foul smell filled the entire Jia family's home.

Little Jia Banggeng and his two sisters went out to play, so they escaped the disaster.

But his father Jia Dongxu really suffered!

Jia Zhang had just closed the door and hadn't put on her trousers or said a word, but Jia Dongxu rolled his eyes and looked like he was almost suffocating.