You're so beautiful, and you still want to cancel the engagement?

"Snapped!"

Feng Qingyao once again used her chopsticks to block Wang Ergou's chopsticks: "Master, this is a dish I specially made for Thirteen. No other man is qualified to eat this dish!"

Wang Ergou: "..."

Wang Ergou was speechless for a moment, then suddenly picked up his chopsticks again and stabbed at the plate of braised pork: "I'm not a man! I'm an old man!"

"Isn't an old man a man too?" Feng Qingyao directly placed the plate in front of her and covered it with both hands.

"Then don't treat me like a man!" Wang Ergou shamelessly added.

He had no choice; he had suffered too much at the hands of his mistress over the years.

Ever since this girl arrived at the Heavenly Palace in Yunzhou, it's as if she's unlocked her full potential, and she's researched all sorts of bizarre and deadly poisons.

Anyone below the level of Immortal Lord can be easily defeated by her. Unless one's cultivation reaches the level of Immortal Lord or above, no one will fare well in her hands.

Among this group, only Xiao Yanran awakened her cultivation from her previous life after arriving in Yunzhou and broke through to the Immortal Lord realm. As for the master and his disciples, even with the Yunzhou Heavenly Palace Temple Master showering them with resources, after hundreds of years of effort, they have only barely reached the Heavenly Immortal realm.

Therefore, over the years, Wang Ergou and Ding Dashan have been tormented by Feng Qingyao, and they often fall into her traps without even realizing it.

“Master, you said it yourself!” Feng Qingyao suddenly smiled triumphantly, then immediately turned to Ding Dashan: “Dashan, what about you?”

"Hmph..." Ding Dashan slammed his chopsticks on the table: "Third Senior Sister, I, a dignified eight-foot-tall second male lead, am not to be asked to admit I'm not a man! So what if I get poisoned again! Ugh..."

As soon as Ding Dashan finished speaking, a mouthful of foam appeared in his mouth.

He wiped his mouth and looked at the foam on his hands: "Were the other dishes really poisonous?"

"Tom!"

After Ding Dashan finished speaking, his whole body stiffened, and he fell straight to the ground, beginning to convulse.

"Sigh..." Xiao Yanran sighed softly, shook her head, put down her chopsticks, and stopped eating.

"Hehe, Sister Xiao, you can eat it. I didn't say you couldn't have this braised pork!" Feng Qingyao hurriedly placed the braised pork in front of Xiao Yanran.

Over the years, whenever the master and his disciples encountered bottlenecks in their cultivation, it was Xiao Yanran who helped them. Therefore, they all respected Xiao Yanran very much.

“I ate this braised pork many years ago!” Xiao Yanran glanced at the plate of braised pork. “However, that was made for me by my senior brother. Yours… is much less cooked than my senior brother’s.”

After Xiao Yanran finished speaking, she stood up, turned around, and left.

"Tch..." Feng Qingyao pouted at Xiao Yanran's back: "You can brag about eating Thirteen's braised pork for the rest of your life!"

"Third Senior Sister, haven't you tried this before?" Li Ruoling asked softly.

"No!" Feng Qingyao looked at Li Ruoling: "You're acting like you ate it!"

"Yes!" Li Ruoling nodded: "He made it for me when he was just a few years old!"

Feng Qingyao: "..."

Feng Qingyao's face instantly darkened.

"Tsk tsk tsk..." Wang Ergou started getting excited: "Tell me, tell me, both of them get braised pork cooked for them by Thirteen, but you, you can only cook braised pork for him."

Wang Ergou spread his hands: "The difference is obvious! You've been secretly practicing your braised pork skills all these years, don't think I don't know. You've been hiding in the kitchen practicing every day these past few days. Today must be your most successful one, which is why you put it on the table..."

"Wang Ergou, if you don't speak, no one will think you're mute!" Feng Qingyao stared coldly at Wang Ergou.

Knowing that Feng Qingyao was very angry, Li Ruoling quickly grabbed Feng Qingyao's hand and said, "Third Senior Sister..."

"Stop talking, I don't need your comforting!" Feng Qingyao said angrily, "So what if you've all eaten his braised pork? None of you can make it, but I can! When he comes back, I'll make it for him, and then you can all be envious and jealous! Humph..."

Feng Qingyao stood up, holding the braised pork, and turned to leave.

Just as Feng Qingyao left, Wang Ergou also started foaming at the mouth.

"Ah?" Li Ruoling exclaimed in surprise, "Master, you've been poisoned too?"

"Nonsense!" Wang Ergou glared at Li Ruoling. "Hurry up and go steal me a few pieces of braised pork!"

“Oh…” Li Ruoling hurriedly followed.

A short while later, Li Ruoling returned with a plate of braised pork.

At this moment, Wang Ergou was lying on the ground, foaming at the mouth and convulsing.

Li Ruoling hurriedly pinched Wang Ergou's nose, picked up a piece of braised pork, and stuffed it into Wang Ergou's mouth.

Then she picked up a piece of braised pork, pinched Ding Dashan's nose, and stuffed it into his mouth.

And so, she fed Wang Ergou one piece and Ding Dashan one piece. After they finished the whole plate of braised pork, the two of them finally sat up cross-legged and began to circulate their internal energy to expel the poison.

"Alright, Master, Dashan, you two should use your internal energy to heal the poison first. I'm going back to my room to rest!" Li Ruoling said, picked up the empty plate of braised pork, and turned to leave.

Half an hour later.

it's getting dark.

Wang Ergou and Ding Dashan arrived at Li Ruoling's door.

Ding Dashan knocked on the door: "Sister-in-law, I have something to ask you, Master!"

"What is it?" Li Ruoling didn't open the door, but replied coldly from inside the room.

“My master and I are very curious as to why our mouths smell so bad, like we’ve eaten shit!” Ding Dashan asked.

"Also, Ling'er, why did you pinch our noses when you were feeding us braised pork earlier?" Wang Ergou added.

"You're still complaining about this and that. Do you know how much effort I put into getting that plate of braised pork from my senior sister?" Li Ruoling's tone was full of resentment. "My third senior sister poured that plate of braised pork into the outhouse. I had a hard time retrieving it, and I even washed it clean for you before feeding it to you!"

Wang Ergou: "..."

Ding Dashan: “…”

Li Ruoling: "If I don't pinch your noses, how can you eat it?"

Ding Dashan: "I..."

Ding Dashan looked at Wang Ergou: "Master, forget it, your wife is actually quite considerate!"

"Alright, alright..." Wang Ergou nodded: "You rebellious bastards, is this how you want to play the game?"

Li Ruoling: "Master, Third Senior Sister told you long ago that whatever you did to Ye Fei back then, she will slowly pay for it!"

Wang Ergou: "..."

"I... I only tormented him for a few months, but she's tormented me for hundreds of years. Isn't that enough?" Wang Ergou cried with a mournful face.

"Third Senior Sister said that it will only count once Ye Fei returns and says it's enough!" Li Ruoling said.

"Fine!" Wang Ergou said coldly, "You guys are ruthless!"

After Wang Ergou finished speaking, he immediately turned to Ding Dashan and said, "Dashan, let's go!"

"Huh?" Ding Dashan was taken aback: "Where are we going?"

"Running away from home!" Wang Ergou strode outside with his hands behind his back.

Ding Dashan stood there, unsure whether to leave or stay.

However, just then, a "crack" sound suddenly came from not far away, followed by Wang Ergou's shrill scream: "Ah... a clamp, a clamp... Xiao San, to be honest, when I dealt with you back then, I never used such a big clamp!"