Magic vegetable field.

Somewhere on the ground.

Wang Ergou held the pipe and puffed at the cigarette.

Shi Feijian sat cross-legged beside him and said with a bitter face, "Master, let me tell you, we went through so much trouble to find connections to come to the Immortal Realm, just to come here and pick up manure?"

"What's wrong with carrying manure?" Wang Ergou glared at Shi Feijian and continued to smoke.

"What's wrong with carrying manure?" Shi Feijian was about to cry: "Master, you are old and you are saying this... Apart from the abundant spiritual energy, what else is good about this place?

Master, I really don’t understand. Fourteenth Junior Brother sent someone to pick us up to take us to the Ding family, why didn’t we go?

Besides, I heard from Elder Feng that the Ding family is a top family in the Holy Land of Heavenly Palace, and they have great influence here. Why should we suffer such hardships when we can enjoy our good life here?"

"Why are you here in the fairyland?" Wang Ergou suddenly raised his head and looked at Shi Feijian seriously.

"Aren't you looking for your junior brothers and sisters?" Shi Feijian looked confused.

"What else?" Wang Ergou asked.

"Besides that, of course, is to seek the truth from the immortals!" Shi Feijian said.

"That's it!" Wang Ergou curled his lips and smiled complacently.

"Huh?" Shi Feijian was bewildered. "Seeking the truth doesn't require carrying manure here, right? Could it be that carrying manure is used to sharpen one's will?"

"Don't you see how powerful that old man Feng is?" Wang Ergou smiled mysteriously. "With his abilities, he obviously doesn't need to be carrying manure here. So why is he staying here and refusing to leave?"

"Didn't he say that the manure used to irrigate the vegetable fields here all came from the Immortal Court, and that the feces of these immortal masters contained a strong spiritual energy..." Shi Feijian couldn't continue talking at this point, and suddenly he showed a disgusted look on his face:

"But even so, we can't always rely on absorbing the spiritual energy from this excrement to cultivate immortality, right? I really can't accept this!"

"You believe all that nonsense that old man Feng said?" Wang Ergou suddenly looked at Shi Feijian in shock.

"Ah? Nonsense?" Shi Feijian was stunned.

"Ah..." Wang Ergou shook his head: "It seems that when you first entered the Thousand Immortal Sect, the intensity of your training was too weak!"

Shi Feijian: "..."

"What did your master teach you?" Wang Ergou said with a look of disdain. "When you're out in the world, don't just believe everything others say. I'm sure you've completely forgotten everything your master taught you."

"Master, what do you mean?" Shi Feijian turned his head and looked around, then suddenly switched to soul transmission and said, "Senior Feng's words are untrustworthy? Is he lying?"

"Not to mention those who have truly become immortals, even those of us mortals who haven't become immortals have long been practicing fasting and rarely eat worldly food. We only go to the toilet a few times a year." Wang Ergou glanced at the surrounding vegetable fields:

"Where in the Immortal Court could there be so much excrement? According to what Thirteen said, this is pure bullshit!"

"Ah?" Shi Feijian frowned. "But, Elder Feng said that the big guys in the Immortal Realm often eat all kinds of natural treasures. It's possible that the wealthy ones have already eaten natural treasures as their meals. Is it possible that they go to the toilet more often?"

"Even if they eat natural treasures!" Wang Ergou glared at Shi Feijian. "With their cultivation level, wouldn't it be easy for them to refine those natural treasures? And as for producing so much feces? It's like if I asked you to eat a Qilin fruit right now, you could refine it until there was not a single residue left, right?"

"That's right!" Shi Feijian suddenly realized: "Master, what you said really makes sense! But, then, where did we get all this feces from?"

"There's only one possibility: this isn't human feces at all!" Wang Ergou sneered. "Master, I'm staying here, unwilling to go to the Ding family, because I want to find out the origin of this feces. Otherwise, do you really think I'm mentally ill, unwilling to enjoy my good fortune and instead staying here to pick up feces?"

"Haha, so Master is here to investigate this!" Shi Feijian laughed. "But, Master, why are you so interested in this? What does the origin of this feces have to do with you? Why should we care so much about it?"

Wang Ergou glanced at Shi Feijian, lowered his head and continued smoking. It was obvious from his expression that he didn't want to bother with Shi Feijian anymore.

"Master, Master?" Shi Feijian saw that Wang Ergou ignored him and continued to ask relentlessly, "Stop keeping me in suspense and tell me now!"

Wang Ergou knocked his pipe against a small stone nearby, put the pipe back into his waist, and suddenly looked up at the sky. Then he switched to soul transmission and said to Shi Feijian:

"The Immortal Realm wasn't like this before. There wasn't even a slave island like this. In fact, the Immortal Realm's hierarchy wasn't what we have today, like Earthly Immortal, Celestial Immortal, Immortal Venerable, Immortal King, Immortal Lord, Immortal Emperor, etc. Back then, the Immortal Realm's hierarchy wasn't called that at all."

At this point, Wang Ergou looked up at the sky and suddenly curled his lips in disdain: "Humph, they think that just by giving themselves the word 'immortal' they are really immortals, but they are just deceiving themselves!"

"Ah?" Shi Feijian exclaimed and was stunned for a moment.

Wang Ergou gently patted Shi Feijian's shoulder and said, "Son, listen to your master and practice diligently with your feet on the ground. First, consolidate your Dao heart. That is better than anything else. Don't follow those who are eager for quick success and instant benefits. Don't be led astray by them. Seeking the Dao and asking for immortality must be done step by step. There is no such thing as ascending to immortality overnight."

Wang Ergou glanced at the endless spiritual vegetable fields around him and said, "Humph, what spiritual vegetable fields, what immortal palaces? They're just some tricks made up by some people with ulterior motives to fool mortals! These old bastards in the Heavenly Palace Holy Land have been deceiving people for so long that they believe it themselves!"

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