You're so beautiful, and you still want to cancel the engagement?
Chapter 588 Love is inferiority
"What? It's fine that you don't care about the master, but you don't even care about your senior sister?" Ye Fei glared at Ding Dashan with disdain.
"Tsk..." Ding Dashan curled his lips at Ye Fei: "Senior Sister has no place for me. If anyone needs to care, it should be you who should care. What does it have to do with me!"
Ye Fei gave Ding Dashan a cold look and said, "From what you said, if you can't get my sister, you don't even care about the relationship between you and your fellow disciples?"
"With you here, do I need to worry about anything?" Ding Dashan curled his lips.
Ye Fei shook his head, not wanting to waste time talking to him. He suddenly patted Ding Dashan on the shoulder and said, "Don't worry, Senior Sister, there is still hope for you. I won't be with you."
"Ah?" Ding Dashan was stunned: "Brother, what do you mean by that? What do you mean you won't be with Senior Sister?"
Ye Fei turned around and looked towards the direction of Tianluo City: "She and I are destined to be apart!"
Sigh, let alone Senior Sister, even Li Ruoling, we are destined to be apart in this life...
My junior sister has waited for me for tens of thousands of years, how can I let her down again!
"It's not meant to be?" Ding Dashan looked at Ye Fei blankly, "Brother, what's wrong? Are you not good at that?"
After Ding Dashan finished speaking, his eyes were fixed on Ye Fei's crotch.
Snapped!
Ye Fei raised his hand and slapped Ding Dashan on the forehead: "You are fucking incapable of doing this!"
"What's the matter?" Ding Dashan said with a bitter face: "You like Senior Sister, and Senior Sister likes you too. Even if you have Li Ruoling, wouldn't it be enough to marry both of them? Why do you still say that we are not destined to be together?"
Ding Dashan's face suddenly darkened when he said this: "Brother, I don't care. Anyway, no matter what, you can't make Senior Sister angry, you can't make Senior Sister sad, you can't make Senior Sister cry. Don't forget, this is what you promised Senior Sister in person more than ten years ago in the Demon Realm..."
"Ah?" Ye Fei was stunned: "When did I promise Senior Sister?"
"Brother, you are so heartless! You, you really forgot such an important thing?" Ding Dashan said with a look of disgust: "Don't you remember? That time you made Senior Sister cry, and then we coaxed her together. At that time, Senior Sister told you, don't make me angry, don't make me sad, don't make me cry again... At that time you said 'Oh'!"
Ye Fei: “…”
Ye Fei was speechless for a while.
However, after hearing what Ding Dashan said, he really remembered that this seemed to have happened back then.
Ye Fei touched the tip of his nose: "Did I say 'oh' at that time?"
"Of course you said it, I remember it very clearly!" Ding Dashan said with certainty: "Think about it yourself, if you don't marry Senior Sister for Li Ruoling, will Senior Sister be angry, sad, and cry..."
Ding Dashan suddenly imitated Ye Fei's actions and looked towards Tianluo City. "Senior sister will definitely cry. Senior brother, there are only three options before you. One, marry senior sister; two, marry senior sister and Li Ruoling together."
When Ding Dashan said this, he turned around and looked at Ye Fei, but didn't continue.
"What about three?" Ye Fei asked.
"Well, these three..." Ding Dashan took two steps to the left and said, "I have to suffer a little. You marry your sister, and I will help you marry Li Ruoling. Alas, there is no other way. Who made me your junior brother? Senior brother has encountered emotional troubles, so of course I, as his junior brother, must stand up and sacrifice myself to help him and solve his problems..."
Swish!
Ye Fei moved his feet and slapped Ding Dashan on the forehead.
Snapped!
Ding Dashan covered his forehead with his hands, looking confused: "Brother, how come you are so fast now? I knew you would hit me, and I deliberately moved two steps away in advance, but I still couldn't dodge it!"
The reason why Ding Dashan said this was because when he said those words just now, he had already anticipated Ye Fei's reaction. He had been preparing for Ye Fei to slap him in the face, but even so, he did not have time to react and was still slapped.
Ye Fei glared at Ding Dashan coldly: "If you talk nonsense again next time, I will tear your mouth apart!"
"Haha, Senior Brother, I was just kidding you!" Ding Dashan said with a simple smile, "Actually, even if Sister-in-law Ruo Ling likes me, I won't marry her. She's not worthy of me!"
"You fucking idiot..." Ye Fei was very angry at Ding Dashan: "With your cowardly look, she is not worthy of you?"
Ye Fei pointed to a large rock not far away and said, "See? There is a rock over there."
"What?" Ding Dashan was at a loss.
Ye Fei looked disgusted: "Hurry up, go and pee and look at yourself first!"
"Senior brother, you lied to me again!" Ding Dashan curled his lips.
"Ah? I lied to you?" Ye Fei was confused.
But Ding Dashan said seriously: "Brother, I have secretly tried the method you mentioned a long time ago, and it doesn't work at all!"
Ye Fei: “…”
Did he really try it secretly on purpose?
Ding Dashan seemed to see what Ye Fei was thinking, and he added considerately: "You always told me to pee and look in the mirror, so I wondered if peeing could really help me look in the mirror... But I tried several times and it didn't work!"
Ye Fei: “…”
Being uneducated is terrible!
At this moment, Ding Dashan added another sentence that made Ye Fei even more speechless: "Is my urine too yellow and not clear enough?"
Ye Fei: “…”
"Brother, are you talking?"
"That should be it! Drink more water, and try again next time when your urine is clear enough!"
"Haha, Senior Brother, you are really experienced. Do you often look in the mirror when you pee?"
Ye Fei: “…”
"Hey, hey, hey... Brother, wait for me, why are you walking so fast?"
"Brother, when will you teach me how to become one with the sword?"
"Brother, do you like Sister-in-law Ruoling more, or do you like Senior Sister more?"
"Brother, you don't have to worry so much. Just marry Sister-in-law Ruoling and Senior Sister together. I believe that Senior Sister and Sister-in-law Ruoling will agree..."
"Would you please stop bothering me!"
"Brother, you are not going to marry only Sister-in-law Ruoling? What about Senior Sister?"
"Senior sister, I'll keep it for you!"
"Don't be ridiculous. I'm not worthy of you, Senior Sister!"
"Haha, you just said that Li Ruoling was not worthy of you, why did you say the opposite in front of Senior Sister?"
"Brother, you don't understand this, right? A man will always feel inferior and ashamed in front of the woman he loves..."
"Fuck! You act like you know everything. Have you ever been in love? Do you know what it feels like to like someone?"
"Of course I know. In fact, before Senior Sister, I once loved another woman! From the moment I fell in love with her, I knew that I shouldn't love her, because I knew that we were destined not to be together. Hey, Senior Brother, you don't know, the feeling of loving someone you know you shouldn't love from the very beginning is really painful..."
Ye Fei suddenly looked back at Ding Dashan with some sympathy, and comforted him: "If you love someone, chase him boldly! Just like you chased your senior sister, if you use the same energy as you chased your senior sister, I don't believe there are many women who can resist!"
"You don't understand!" Ding Dashan shook his head with a bitter face: "She is different from other women!"
Ye Fei was at a loss: "What's the difference? His status is so noble, you feel ashamed of yourself?"
Ding Dashan: "She is my aunt, my mother's half sister!"
Ye Fei: "Fuck you..."
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