Naruto: Farming in the Sand Village with Pokémon

"Ahem, Brother Huangtu, given our relationship, I'll just ask directly, what price is the Tsuchikage prepared to pay?"

Luo Sha adjusted his expression and asked seriously.

Huang Tu recalled Oonoki's words at that time and said vividly:

"My father said to me, 'That kid Luo Sha is a money-grubber. If we throw money at him, he will definitely give in. Huang Tu, I'll give you a maximum limit of 2 million taels, and you can start the negotiation from 1 million taels.'"

Huang Tu paused, looked at Luo Sha's sincere eyes, and continued:

"Father also said, 'That kid Luo Sha is very cunning and has many schemes. During the negotiation, you should just sit still and not say anything, and let the delegation behind you do the work.'"

Luo Sha looked at the yellow earth speechlessly, not knowing how to comment.

There is no need to be so honest.

Huang Tu smiled embarrassedly:

"Luo Sha, everything my father said is wrong. You are not that kind of person at all! I must tell my father about your true character when I go back so that he will change his mind about you. I apologize to you for my father's misunderstanding of you. Please don't mind!"

After Huang Tu finished speaking, he bowed 90 degrees with a sincere look on his face.

Luo Sha quickly helped Huang Tu up and hugged him with emotion: "Brother Huang Tu, you are really my dear brother. If you don't abandon me, let's become brothers with different surnames!"

Luo Sha always felt that he was very stupid yesterday.

Yesterday he had taken great pains to get Huang Tu drunk and persuaded her to sign the marriage contract.

With Huang Tu's personality, he doesn't even need to lie, Huang Tu will jump into the pit on his own.

He was so stupid that he couldn't bear to lie.

"Ah? Is that really possible? I am unknown now, and you are already a famous and powerful person..."

Huang Tu asked cautiously.

"Of course, you are my recognized brother. Although we are from different villages, it does not hinder our brotherhood."

Huangtu was even more moved. He was Ōnoki's only son, and he didn't expect to have a younger brother when he came to the Sand Village.

Huang Tu said tearfully:

"You haven't taken my money yet. How about I talk to the envoy and give you the 2 million taels?"

The Iwagakure delegation is staying in the hotel. If they knew what happened here, they would probably go crazy.

"Talking about money hurts our feelings. Since you insist on giving it to me, just give me 1 million taels as a token of your appreciation."

Luo Sha waved his hands and said helplessly.

He looked as if he was saying, "I didn't ask to take it, I was forced to do so."

Karura and Yekura have been petrified. What is going on?

The first time I saw someone giving money was 1 million taels.

Isobu and Sun Wukong looked at each other and looked at the yellow earth with pity.

Oh my god, how can there be a creature dumber than Kurama?

Huangtu stayed in the Sand Village for three days, and Luosha took Huangtu on a tour of the Sand Village.

In the northern Sand Oasis, Huang Tu saw a hippo king fishing.

What about Chiyo?

Luo Sha searched for a long time in confusion and found Chiyo swimming in the lake in the doggy paddle style.

Luo Sha quickly pulled Huang Tu away from here.

Chiyo is the spokesperson for Diancie Royal Jewelry and the “most influential woman in the ninja world” with sales of 25 billion taels of jewelry each year.

If word of Chiyo's condition got out, the daimyo's wives would stop buying his products and Luo Sha would cry his heart out.

In the small forest in the south, Huang Tu saw various rare elves, and Luo Sha called them the "Three Great Elves".

Huang Tu took notes seriously, looking like a good student.

Luo Sha took a curious look at it. The painting style was abstract. Charizard was drawn as a lizard, Bulbasaur was drawn as a frog, and Blastoise was drawn as... a turtle that didn't look like a turtle.

In the five major scenic spots in the west, Huangtu watched the swan waltz performed by the famous ninja dance team "Dancing Swan". With the beautiful singing of Jigglypuff, Huangtu successfully fell asleep.

Huang Tu's behavior angered Pudding, who disregarded etiquette and drew a turtle on Huang Tu's face.

This turtle is much stronger than the one painted with yellow earth.

Carrying the works of Jigglypuff, we visited the five major scenic spots.

"Luo Sha, why is everyone looking back at me?"

Huang Tu asked doubtfully.

"These tourists are from the Kingdom of Wind. You obviously have the characteristics of the Kingdom of Earth, so they are bound to be curious."

Luo Sha was talking nonsense seriously.

"So that's how it is. This is the first time I've been walking on the street and there are so many people staring at me. I feel embarrassed."

In the end, Ye Cang laughed so hard that his stomach hurt, and told Huang Tu the truth.

The loess was angry.

Luo Sha is smooth.

The loess is no longer angry.

In the East Wind Oasis in the east, Huang Tu saw the flying troops of Sand Village.

"This is the flying unit of Sunagakure. I call it the East Wind Express. It can reach all over the world at high speed. Sunagakure's trump card. Everyone who sees it will be killed."

Luo Sha introduced proudly.

Luo Sha did not deceive Huang Tu, the flying unit was indeed the trump card of Sand Village.

It’s just the smallest trump card of Sunagakure.

Four hundred flying elves, together with four hundred elite ninjas, each ninja is equipped with chakra armor!

The armor gleamed brightly in the sunlight. Its surface was as smooth as a mirror and engraved with a unique and eye-catching pattern, which was the logo of the Sand Village.

Four hundred elves, including Archaeopteryx, Pterosaurs, Desert Dragonflies and Tropical Dragons, flew together, which caused a huge shock to Huangtu's small heart.

Flying troops, this is the ability that Iwagakure lacks!

Huang Tu took notes seriously and drew four abstract patterns.

It is so abstract that tropical dragons will have hormone disorders when they see it and will not be able to produce fruit.

Except for Dongsha Oasis, Huang Tu walked through all the streets of Sunagakure.

Luo Sha really likes this honest brother. When the Elf Alliance is established, Huang Tu will definitely be a good cowherd for the Elf Alliance.

No, it’s a good horse from the Elf Alliance.

"Brother Luo Sha, please come to the Hidden Rock Village when you have the chance. I will treat you well!"

"No problem, I will definitely come back later!"

I’m just afraid that Ōnoki won’t welcome me.

Luo Sha silently took back the second half of his words, otherwise it would ruin the sad atmosphere at the moment.

"I've had such a great time these three days. You've been so kind to me..."

Huang Tu wiped away his tears as he spoke. Luo Sha had been with him almost all the time for the past three days. They were closer to him than real brothers.

The Iwagakure delegation looked at the yellow earth in dumbfounded. What was going on?

They were under house arrest in the hotel for three days. What on earth was happening in the outside world?

Huang Tu cried more and more, and Luo Sha had no choice but to cry with him.

If you really can't cry, just wipe it with sand.

There was sand in Luo Sha's eyes, but tears managed to flow out.

Everyone in Sunagakure was also dumbfounded. This world was truly magical.

The fourth generation is crying?

Because of someone you’ve only known for three days?

Zong Yu and Gadex's pupils trembled. They didn't believe that Luo Sha had such acting skills.

That can only mean... Luo Sha really cried!

The two said goodbye reluctantly until Huang Tu was pulled into the high-speed train by the Iwagakure delegation and left.

Luo Sha immediately turned around and asked Karula to blow his eyes.

He accidentally sprinkled too much sand just now, otherwise he wouldn't have cried so many tears.

The people behind Luo Sha were speechless.

Sure enough, this was the Yondaime they knew.

When Huang Tu returned to Iwagakure and reported to Ōnoki about what happened in Sunagakure, Ōnoki's face turned blue and purple.

Ohnoki gripped the corner of the table with his hands, trying hard to suppress the anger in his heart.

"Brother Luo Sha is so kind. I felt bad for him, so I paid him 1 million taels..."

"Pfft~~~"

Oonoki pointed at the yellow earth, spat out three liters of old blood, and fainted.