The Emperor was kissed by the Regent and cried again

It's so hard to find something interesting. It would be a shame if it died. We should always add some fun to our lives.

"Yes, I'll take my leave." Su Feng jumped down from the windowsill, his black clothes blending into the night.

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Songzhu was the first to climb to the top of the wall and used his hands to reinforce the stability of the rope. He could not afford the consequences if something happened to the emperor.

Looking at Shen Jingli who was climbing up with all his might, he couldn't help but sweat in his heart. With such big movements, he must be careful not to strain his muscles.

"Your Majesty, please go slowly. It takes a lot of energy to go this high. Don't push too hard at the beginning."

"Songzhu, I... feel very hot now." Shen Jingli's back felt like it was burning.

"Your Majesty, why don't you give up?" Song Zhu saw Shen Jingli suspended in mid-air, seeming to be exhausted.

"No, we're halfway up and can't give up halfway." Shen Jingli struggled desperately, but still stood still.

Shen Jingli suddenly discovered that Song Zhuli's figure was getting smaller and smaller.

"Songzhu, how come the further I climb this wall, the further I get from the top? Am I having an illusion?"

Songzhu nodded helplessly: "Your Majesty, don't you notice that the higher you climb, the lower your body falls?"

"I found it, but... it seems to be too late."

At this time, Shen Jingli had landed safely and walked towards the stone pier. He sat down, panting and fanning himself with his hands.

"Fuck, it's a physical job!"

Looking at his body, it seems he doesn't do much exercise. He's not strong at all and doesn't have the physical strength to keep up.

"Songzhu, don't come down. I'll take a rest and come back later..."

Suddenly he felt his shoulder sinking, and Shen Jingli looked back in surprise. Who would dare to put his arm around him in the middle of the night?

"Who are you? You're sneaking around."

"Huh? You have your face covered, and you still have the nerve to accuse me of being sneaky?"

With the help of moonlight, Shen Jingli could see the person clearly. He was a masked man in the middle of the night. Could he be an assassin?

Songzhu quickly climbed down the wall and entered combat status.

Shen Jingli shook his head slightly, signaling Songzhu not to attack, as too much noise would surely attract the guards.

"I? Are you the emperor?" The man in black looked confused.

"Yeah, doesn't it? I advise you not to make a fuss, otherwise, I will kill all your clans."

Shen Jingli was bluffing, but Chu Beixiao saw through his pretense of ferocity.

"It looks quite similar. I've heard that the puppet emperor of Dayuan is a sissy. Seeing him today, I find that his reputation is well-deserved. How old is he? What's wrong? Are you going out to look for milk?"

Being mercilessly mocked by the man in black, Shen Jingli's face turned red with anger: "Fuck you, who spread the rumor that I am a sissy?"

"Don't you? You never look in the mirror?"

If Shen Jingli's voice had not been so low, Chu Beixiao would have suspected that the person in front of him was not a man.

A trace of embarrassment flashed across Shen Jingli's face, but it disappeared in an instant. A normal man would be very excited if he was mocked as a sissy, so her reaction just now should be normal.

"How can you attack me personally? I am a real man... a 24k purebred man."

"Haha~" Chu Beixiao laughed heartily, as if he had heard a huge joke.

"Keep your voice down... call the guards, or we'll all be in trouble." Shen Jingli looked around in fear, afraid of being discovered by the patrolling guards.

"It seems that it is true that you have no status in the palace."

Hearing the man in black mocking Shen Jingli, Song Zhu could no longer sit still and stepped forward to speak up for him.

"No matter how low your status is, you are still the emperor... It's not your turn to make irresponsible remarks."

The little emperor already had a miserable life, so being bullied by the regent was no big deal. After all, the other party was powerful enough. Although the emperor felt wronged, at least his life was saved.

He is just a petty thief, yet he dares to ridicule the emperor.

"I'll tell you!"

"Don't say bad things about him in front of the Emperor!"

"You can tell it behind my back? Right?"

"you!"

The two of them became more and more excited as they talked, and their voices gradually rose. Shen Jingli hurriedly tried to stop them, "Two big guys, stop arguing. Do you want to be captured alive by Qin Yejue's spies?"

The man in black snorted and said with disdain: "Why are you climbing over the wall?"

"I have too much money and don't know where to spend it. I want to go out for a midnight snack. Climbing over the wall is just a way to exercise."

"Haha...I almost believed it."

"Let's not expose each other, okay? We'll see each other later. Goodbye."

"Why are you in such a hurry? I heard you are impotent?"

Chu Beixiao sat on the stone pier with great interest, waving to Song Zhu in protest. Song Zhu said nothing, staring at the sword on Chu Beixiao's waist with a vigilant look on his face.

"Don't believe rumors, don't spread them."

It seems that her impotence has long been a hot topic...

"What about you? Why are you here in the palace fully armed? Are you here to assassinate Qin Yejue?"

If yes, please add me one.

"Qin Yejue lives in the palace?"

"It depends on his mood. He seems to have a mansion outside the palace."

"No, I'm here to look for treasure."

When Shen Jingli heard about treasure hunting, his eyes lit up: "I have never heard of treasures in the palace. Do you have a treasure map? I am familiar with this palace. Take me with you."

Chu Beixiao looked at Shen Jingli with amusement, and said meaningfully: "There is no treasure map, the treasure is in the government treasury."

Shen Jingli was speechless: "What kind of treasure hunt is this? It's obvious that they want to steal the national treasury."

"You came back empty-handed. You must be disappointed, right?"

Chu Beixiao smiled slyly: "There are heavy troops guarding that place, I will come to explore the way tonight."

"Aren't you the emperor? Why aren't you surprised at all when I heard that I was going to steal from the national treasury?"

"Not only am I not surprised, I even want to join in."

Chu Beixiao: ...I met a wild guy

Shochiku: Are these two crazy guys going crazy because of poverty?

Chu Beixiao's smile deepened. "When you heard that I wanted to steal from the national treasury, not only did you not stop me, but you wanted to participate. Are you trying to sow discord?"

Shen Jingli sighed softly: "I can't just take the gold, silver and jewels in the treasury. The regent is in charge. I don't have any of them. Since I can't take them, it's not too much to steal some, right?"

Chu Beixiao: "Are you short of money?"

“It seems a little lacking.”

"Didn't you just say that you have too much money and nowhere to spend it?"

"Who would complain about having too little money? How about a fifty-fifty split after we succeed?"

"You don't know martial arts, so bringing you along is like bringing a burden."

"I...I can do it. My martial arts skills are unrivaled in the world."

Chu Beixiao pointed at the red wall and said cruelly, "Go up."

"..."

Chu Beixiao clasped his hands together and smiled in a vain manner, "Can you do it?"

At the moment...she really can't do it.

"Uh... don't worry about such details. Although I don't have enough strength, I can use my face. If we are discovered, I will say that I am just out for a walk. I'm sure they won't be able to do anything to us."

Chu Beixiao was about to refuse when a plan flashed through his mind. If he was discovered, he could take him as a prisoner and perhaps buy some time to escape.

"Okay... let's talk about it another day. I have something else to do today."

"Goodbye, little emperor."

Chu Beixiao jumped up the wall and said proudly: "I'm here now."

Shen Jingli: “Oh.”

"I'm coming down."

"Forehead…"

Should I join him in stealing from the national treasury? Why does he seem a little off the mark?

Seeing Chu Beixiao was about to jump up, Shen Jingli quickly stopped him and said, "Hero, give me a ride for a while."

Chu Beixiao walked towards Shen Jingli and led him outside the palace wall like a chicken.

Shen Jingli stumbled several times when he landed. Chu Beixiao teased, "Did you drink fake wine? Why are you dancing?"