The Emperor was kissed by the Regent and cried again

Qian Mangui's son did not inherit his father's rough looks at all. His little face was fair and bright, especially his pair of bright eyes like autumn water. They were too dazzling, as if they could captivate people. He didn't dare to look at them for too long.

A man who looks like this looks restless at first glance, and most importantly, he is weak and looks like a pretty boy.

I guess she would cry for days after getting punched.

Gao Yunshuang's heart was surging, and she subconsciously fiddled with the corner of her clothes, "Actually... I am a man, and I will definitely not let the young master suffer any grievances."

Gao Yunche held his forehead and smiled bitterly: "Fourth sister, quickly eat some tofu to calm down. Xiaohu, bring my tofu over."

Xiaohu brought a plate of tofu to Gao Yunshuang. She then withdrew her gaze and started eating the tofu in silence, stealing glances at Shen Jingli from time to time.

Qian Mangui stretched his neck and said with a smile: "Son, you are saved."

"what?"

Dejected Shen Jingli raised his head and looked around, "Someone came to redeem it so soon?"

Qian Mangui said slowly: "No, what Qian means is that the fat girl above seems to have been flirting with you."

When Shen Jingli looked over, he met Gao Yunshuang's eyes. The girl's face suddenly turned red, and she awkwardly winked at Shen Jingli, who was full of confusion. Then she felt embarrassed and immediately buried her face in her hands.

Shen Jingli was stunned by this operation. "She? She has a high fever, right?"

Blushing face, squinting eyes, and very strange behavior, isn't this a typical case of high fever convulsions?

Qian Mangui: "Didn't you notice that her naked eyes were full of love?"

What's wrong with this little emperor? He's so weird. This is clearly a blatant display of love.

Shen Jingli swallowed his saliva, not daring to believe it, "She wouldn't have any unrealistic ideas about me, right?"

Qian Mangui lowered his voice and said, "How about you sacrifice yourself and use your beauty trick to subdue her, so that we can leave this damn place. Don't worry, I promise not to tell Qin Yejue about your affair outside the palace, how about that?"

"No, no, no, I can't subdue her."

Shen Jingli shook her head vigorously. If that woman knew that she was also a woman, she might really die if she was slapped by her.

"What a great opportunity, you don't know how to cherish it."

"Do you want this opportunity?"

"Anyway, Qian doesn't care. However, she might not want it. If she likes your type, then she won't be interested in Qian."

The little emperor did have a handsome face that was difficult to tell whether he was male or female. No wonder he could become the regent's favorite. He must have been quite good-looking.

"Billie bar!"

"Bing bing bing, bang bang bang!"

A burst of shrill erhu sounds interrupted their conversation. Shen Jingli and Qian Mangui both wanted to cover their ears, but their hands were tied.

Are the people here okay? How can they make such noises when playing musical instruments?

If you know about it, it's a celebration before getting rich, but if you don't know about it, you might think it's the funeral music for someone who died suddenly.

Then, five more dancers came up and started dancing, twisting their bodies back and forth. Their dancing moves were nice, but they didn't match the music.

Gao Yunqiao stood up and shouted, "Stop."

The audience suddenly became quiet. Shen Jingli and Qian Mangui sighed in their hearts that finally a normal person called for a stop.

They still want their ears.

"Why are there only five dancers? There is no reason for an odd number in Qingshan Village. Aren't you afraid of being blamed by the flower god for offering sacrifices like this?"

Xiao Hu stepped forward and replied, "Second Master, another dancer just woke up from fainting from hunger... and can't stand steadily..."

Gao Yunqiao drank the water in the cup and said, "But odd numbers are unlucky."

"Then little one... go and call her over?"

Gao Yunche waved his hand, "That's not necessary, just one person can go down, and make it an even number."

A dancer was about to leave tactfully, but Gao Yunqiao stopped her, "Wait! Third brother, if one goes down, it will be four, which is even more unlucky."

Gao Yunche came up with a plan, and with the intention of watching the fun, he said maliciously: "Second brother, why don't we let that sissy take over? He should be pretty good at dancing among girls."

Shen Jingli: I am so convinced?!?

Gao Yunshuang was overjoyed, "Very good, very good, untie me quickly."

Shen Jingli couldn't help but roll his eyes, his mouth twitching violently, "What the hell?"

Soon, someone came up and untied Shen Jingli.

Gao Yunche's mouth curled up, with a gloating expression on his face: "Hurry up and get him on stage."

Shen Jingli was naturally reluctant. She couldn't dance, so why would she go on stage?

"I can't jump."

How could Gao Yunche let Shen Jingli go so easily? He just wanted to embarrass Shen Jingli so that Gao Yunshuang would lose interest in him.

"Even if you don't know how to dance, just follow the lead dancer and keep up with the rhythm, or I'll break your legs."

Shen Jingli: ???

"It's okay, son. Go ahead, dance better and conquer the audience with your dancing." Qian Mangui laughed unkindly.

"You..." Shen Jingli raised his hand and said, "Report, my father can jump, let my father do it."

"Dad, you go ahead."

Qian Mangui's smile suddenly stopped, "You unfilial son, stop talking nonsense."

"I want you to jump and pull him up."

Shen Jingli was brought to the center, looking hopeless.

Funeral music... no... the erhu sounded again, and Shen Jingli stood there like a sculpture.

An unhappy voice came from the stage: "If he doesn't dance, take his arms off."

Shen Jingli suddenly had an epiphany and danced to the music, imitating the dancer's moves.

Others' movements were graceful and gentle, but she was different. Not only did she move violently, she couldn't keep up with the rhythm. It was just a chaotic dance.

Shen Jingli wanted to cry but had no tears. If he didn't dance, he would have to remove his arms. He dared not be careless and danced with the dancer for fear of missing a step.

From time to time, he would trip over his own gown.

The dancer's movements are as graceful as a snake's tail.

Shen Jingli's hands seemed unfamiliar to her and were very stiff.

The dancer suddenly spun around wildly. Shen Jingli cursed inwardly, "Fuck it! Why is she doing such difficult moves?"

She hasn't even left the Novice Village yet.

He also started to spin, but after spinning four or five times, he could no longer do it and collapsed to the ground, just in time to meet Gao Yunche's shocked eyes.

Just as she was about to get up, she discovered that her ankle was sprained. She didn't dare to stop, so she sat on the ground, relying on her feet to exert strength, and turned around with difficulty.

Unexpectedly, the dancer did not follow the routine and continued to turn in a different direction, even with some gestures. Shen Jingli was so angry that he wanted to curse.

But... just do it.

Everyone in the audience: “!!??!!”

Except for Gao Yunshuang, everyone on the stage covered their eyes. Qian Mangui, whose hands and feet were tied, simply closed his eyes. In all his years, he had never seen such a deadly dance.

Gao Yunche put his hand down and said anxiously, "Second brother, he jumped like this on purpose to cause trouble. He wants the Flower God to punish us for our disrespect."

"Third brother, make him stop immediately, otherwise everyone will go blind."

Gao Yunche shouted to the audience, "Stop it, you sissy."