The Emperor was kissed by the Regent and cried again

You dare to steal from Long Xiao Palace. Do you want to die before you die?

A crazy one!

Shen Jingli: "Go by yourself. I promise not to report you."

Chu Beixiao looked disdainful...

Shen Jingli changed his mind and thought it might be worth a try.

Anyway, Qin Yejue wasn't around, so it seemed like it was okay to steal from his house. "Hey, how's your martial arts?"

"It's just so-so, probably the best in the world."

"We are all adults, can you please tell the truth?"

This guy can enter and leave the palace freely in broad daylight, so he must be good at martial arts. If I follow him to steal, I think I'll have a chance.

It's not bad to be able to get some money. Now I have the starting capital and I can skip the step of selling shares to accumulate funds.

"Let's go now without further delay."

"You want to go?" How could this sissy little emperor be so decisive in his words? He looked unwilling just now.

It is said that thieves will be despised by everyone.

Turning your face is faster than turning a book.

"Go... Besides, Qin Yejue is most likely not in the palace. There are not many guards in his palace. If not now, when will he steal?" Shen Jingli became more and more excited as he spoke.

"Didn't you say that thieves will be despised by everyone?"

Shen Jingli: "...I said something so philosophical?"

Chu Beixiao grabbed a fish and threw it into the fish tank, but he used too much force and splashed water all over Shen Jingli's face.

"Are you crazy again?" Seeing Shen Jingli looking like a drowned rat, Chu Beixiao couldn't help laughing.

Shen Jingli: “…”

fish:"%:-&_/"

Just as Shen Jingli wiped his face dry, Chu Beixiao threw a stone, and the fish flew up in pain and then fell down again.

Chu Beixiao dodged accurately, and the water in the fish tank splashed onto Shen Jingli's face again.

Fish: "~,%_)+/&"

Shen Jingli: “…”

"Is it fun?"

"Hahaha, are you out of your mind?"

Shen Jingli wanted to get angry but held back. "Let's skip the topic of water and talk about how we divide the spoils afterwards."

"You haven't even left yet, little dwarf!"

It doesn't matter how she goes, she has already thought about what to do with the stolen goods.

"If the spoils are not divided equally, it will lead to a falling out. I can't beat you, so we must discuss it first."

"Haha, you are quite self-aware. Then let's split it 20-80."

"Who's the second one?"

"Of course it's you."

"I don't agree." Shen Jingli shook his head in protest...

"I want a fifty-fifty split."

"You don't know martial arts, you can't do anything, what makes you so qualified?"

If there hadn't been an emergency that could have dragged him into the spotlight, Chu Beixiao wouldn't have wanted to bring this burden along at all.

"I... can use my face."

"Okay, Sanqi."

"Four six."

"I go by my own."

"No, thirty-seven is thirty-seven."

"Wait for me at the west corner gate at midnight tonight."

"Why don't you go now? Otherwise, there will be more trouble later."

Chu Beixiao put his hand in the fish tank, smiled playfully, and then waved his hand. All the water in the fish tank fell on Shen Jingli's face, and big drops of water fell from her chin.

What the hell...

"Here we go again! That's too much!" Shen Jingli wiped off the water stains, slightly angry.

"What you said was so stupid. I couldn't help it and wanted to use water to sober you up. Who stole something in the afternoon? You can't eat hot tofu in a hurry."

Shen Jingli's clothes were soaked, and he planned to go back to the palace to change. "That's right, don't be late. I'm going to take a nap first. I'll be very alert tonight and try to get one order to make a living for three years."

"Look at what you have accomplished. Go away." Shen Jingli couldn't help but sigh as he watched Chu Beixiao sneakily climb over the wall and leave.

The palace security is really bad...

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child time.

Shen Jingli was fully armed, wearing black clothes and a black cloth mask. He tiptoed to the west corner gate and looked around for a long time, but did not see anyone.

What's going on? Standing someone up?

"here."

Seeing Shen Jingli acting like a fool, Chu Beixiao felt uneasy. This guy looked like he would be a drag.

I don’t know whether it is a blessing or a curse to bring him along?

"How about it? My black clothes look good, don't they?" After saying that, he handed Chu Beixiao a large sack.

"???"

Chu Beixiao was puzzled and hesitated to answer.

"Why are you standing there? This is a bag for treasures. I brought two, one for you and one for me." Shen Jingli smiled with his eyes curved, already imagining the scene of returning home with a full load.

"No, I don't need that."

"Oh... Then I will just carry one in each hand."

……

The two men sneaked into the Dragon Roar Hall, and Shen Jingli was pulled by the fabric on the back of his neck and lifted up like a chick.

Shen Jingli held onto the wall in pain and whispered, "Hey, can you please not be so rude! It hurts!"

"Got it." A teasing smile flashed across Chu Beixiao's lips. He did not loosen the strength in his hands as he picked up someone again and dropped him straight down.

Shen Jingli lost his balance and fell on his butt.

"You!..." The black cloth on his face fell off, and Shen Jingli rubbed his suffering buttocks.

Chu Beixiao bent down and pretended to care: "Does it hurt?"

"What did you say?"

"If you ask me, it doesn't hurt."

“It doesn’t hurt, it doesn’t hurt!” Shen Jingli rolled his eyes at Chu Beixiao, then stood up and brushed off the dust.

"Little dwarf, where do you think Qin Yejue would put the treasure?"

"Who knows? He and I are not that close yet."

"Don't call me shorty, it's rude."

Chu Beixiao picked up Shen Jingli again and sat him on the big banyan tree. Shen Jingli hugged the tree trunk tightly and gritted his teeth: "Next time you want to mention me, can you please let me know in advance?"

The feeling of being suddenly grabbed by the back of the neck is really uncomfortable!

Chu Beixiao nodded perfunctorily, "Even though the Dragon Roar Hall is large, why isn't there any candlelight? It feels like there's no one in the hall."

Shen Jingli: "Maybe Qin Yejue is stingy. If he doesn't light candles every day, he can save a lot of money in a year."

"That would be exactly what they want, making it easier to commit the crime."

Chu Beixiao: "But it takes too much time to search one by one."

"Hey, since you're out stealing, don't complain about being tired."

……

After searching for a long time, they were almost losing their temper because the furnishings in each house were almost the same, which made them suspect that they were looking for duplicates.

"I guess all the valuables are in the main hall." Shen Jingli and Chu Beixiao hid in the crooked tree and looked around, except for the main hall.

"I vaguely saw a lot of figures flashing in the main hall, as if they were patrolling. I'm afraid it's not easy to enter."

Shen Jingli rubbed his eyes and said, "I didn't see it. Are you dazzled?"

"You shorty, what do you know?"

Shen Jingli caught a glimpse of a candlelight on the stone mountain, "Look, there is light over there."

"It's so far from the main temple, who would hide the treasure there?"

"Go take a look. There's nowhere else to go anyway. It won't be too late to come back once you figure out how to get into the main hall."

Chu Beixiao nodded slightly.

……

The two came to the stone mountain and found a clear spring flowing out of the mountain, making a gurgling sound.

"There is actually a hot spring pool in the Dragon Roar Palace. Look, is that a night-shining pearl?" Shen Jingli said excitedly, staring at the shiny round beads.

The water of the hot spring flows out from these giant vertical rocks. Steam is still rising from the hot spring pool. The surroundings are silent, which makes the atmosphere here depressing and makes people feel up and down.

Chu Beixiao looked alert. This place was very strange and filled with a dangerous atmosphere.

"Didn't you notice something wrong?" Chu Beixiao took out his gas mask.

"No, it should be comfortable to take a bath here." The pool was filled with hot steam and a few lotus petals were floating on it.

Where does the water in the stone mountain come from?

Why are there Sleeping Fire Lotuses on the Stone Mountain? There are quite a few of them.

Chu Beixiao sensed a dangerous aura and put on a gas mask.

"What are you wearing?"

Chu Bei Xiao Dai carefully observed the movements around him and said, "You don't need to know. It's not your place."

"Tch, cheapskate."

The surroundings were really weird. Chu Beixiao tried his best, but he felt pain all over his body and his hands and feet were numb. He looked around in astonishment.

Oops…

There is definitely something wrong here.