The Emperor was kissed by the Regent and cried again

"This store has a rule. If you don't bring enough 100 taels, you can't enter."

"At worst, I won't sit down after entering, I can just stand and look..."

With Yunxiangqinglou being so expensive, Shen Jingli became more and more curious about how exquisite the courtesans there were, and he was willing to stand and admire them.

Seeing that Shen Jingli was so persistent, the old man still refused to let him go. After all, the rules were there.

"Even if you stand there and do nothing, just looking at that courtesan, you have to pay the hundred taels."

"What?"

"Otherwise, the oiran is so beautiful, why would she be seen for nothing? The oiran will randomly throw a hydrangea, and whoever grabs the hydrangea can spend the night with the oiran."

"!!!"

Shen Jingli suddenly realized that the ten taels was just a cover, and the subsequent minimum consumption of one hundred taels was the highlight.

It is too extravagant to spend one hundred taels to buy a chance to have a one-night stand with the courtesan.

"Then I won't go. Return the ten taels to me."

"Once sold, no refunds will be given."

Shen Jingli's fist felt stiff. Why did he want to beat someone up so much?

"But now I haven't taken a seat, haven't seen the Oiran, and haven't even stepped through the door. God knows, there's no reason to charge me, right?"

The turtle man seemed to be thinking about it, but still refused to give in. "What you said makes sense, but... once it is sold, it cannot be returned."

"Are you a repeater?"

"Sir, I don't understand what you are talking about. Our store does have its own rules. I am just an employee and cannot give you any special privileges."

"But you didn't tell me there was such a rule when you bought the ticket."

"It's common sense."

The old man pointed to the bottom of the ticket price board and read: "Once sold, no refunds will be made. The minimum purchase to enter the store is one hundred taels."

Shen Jingli was even more confused when he saw the series of crooked characters: "Does this young master have the word illiterate carved on his forehead?"

This isn't a word at all! It's more like a string of symbols.

Turtle looked at Shen Jingli's forehead carefully and answered seriously: "I didn't see the word illiterate."

"Then why are you still talking nonsense so seriously? Tell me honestly, is that a word?"

Mr. Turtle touched his heart seriously and said, "This is the writing of Qiguo."

"Why use the Qi Kingdom's characters? This is Dayuan. Are you trying to confuse people and take advantage of the opportunity to blackmail them?"

Mr. Gui said innocently, "Before the war, people from Qi often visited here, and there were several cases of ticket refunds. That's why the boss wrote in Qi language that tickets cannot be refunded."

"Why don't you tell our people? We are compatriots!"

"The people of Qi are stingy, but we, the people of Dayuan, are generous. You are the first one to ask for a refund."

Turtle Gong moved closer to Shen Jingli and whispered, "Don't worry, I won't tell anyone that you want to refund the ticket. I will definitely save your face and also save Dayuan's face."

"You don't have to thank me..."

Shen Jingli didn't want to argue anymore. Ten taels, just consider it as lost.

"Okay, you win, give me back the food."

Mr. Gui smiled and nodded, then waved his hand to signal the servant to take the cakes. He gave all the cakes in Songzhu's hand to Xiaojuzi, and only the ice cream was left in Yunxiangqinglou.

Shen Jingli took the ice cream handed to him by the waiter and left Yunxiangqinglou with a dusty face...

Seeing that Shen Jingli was in a low mood, Song Zhu took the lunch box with a smile and walked side by side with Shen Jingli.

"What's the big deal? We can earn it back in a month."

Shen Jingli hummed listlessly, "Songzhu, when we return to the palace, share the ice cream with the maids and eunuchs in Qianlu Palace."

We bought so much that everyone can have some.

"Ah? Are you sure?"

"Is there a problem?"

"No."

The emperor is penniless now, yet he distributes the food outside the palace to his servants. Although Song Zhu was puzzled, he did not ask much.

Song Zhu saw that Shen Jingli was not in a good mood along the way, so he pointed to the candied haws beside him and said, "Sir, look, these candied haws, can I treat you to some?"

"It's boring..."

"Two."

Shen Jingli quickly flashed to the candied haws stall and picked up two strings of candied haws. "Boss, he's paying."

You can't throw away the watermelon and also throw away the sesame seeds. If someone invites you to dinner, it would be a waste if you don't eat it, and it would be a waste if you eat it.

Songzhu thought Shen Jingli would be sad for a while, but he didn't expect him to be smiling again so soon.

He is much easier to coax than before.

Shen Jingli was a careless person who didn't remember much and quickly forgot what had just happened.

If you lose money, you can earn it again. When you are rich, you can open a brothel, collect beautiful women and handsome men from all over the place, and seduce them to death.

Songzhu gave the silver to the vendor and saw that the stall owners were closing up shop one after another. "Sir, let's go home, shall we?"

"it is good."

If you don’t have money, don’t wander around. Go back to the palace.

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West corner gate.

"Your Majesty, please give it a little more strength." Song Zhu squatted on the top of the wall and reached out to grab Shen Jingli.

"Song... Bamboo, my hand hurts, and I feel... it's getting worse."

Songzhu seemed to have thought of something: "Your Majesty, please don't try too hard. I will pull you up."

Shen Jingli felt that he was being pulled up by a mysterious force, and when he was almost at the top of the wall, he climbed up.

"Super strong boy, if you had this much strength, you should have said so earlier. You should have never lost in an arm wrestling match, right?"

Shozukuri felt that he understood the emperor less and less. He kept saying new words recently and he couldn't understand them.

"Your Majesty, you..."

Done! ! !

It's totally over!!!

鬼…

No, it’s the regent who is comparable to a goblin.

Shen Jingli suddenly felt a chill and couldn't help shivering.

Song Zhu tried hard to wink at Shen Jingli, his eyes almost popped out, but the other party still didn't understand.

"It's strange... There are no trees or bamboos, and there's no wind, but I feel chilly all over. If you didn't know, you would think Qin Yejue's icy face is nearby."

Shen Jingli folded his arms and said, "It's okay if I don't mention him. I get angry when I mention Qin Yejue. Who does he show his stinky face to all day? Every time I see him, he always acts like he's invincible. It's such a waste of his good looks."

"With his personality, no girl would like him. He is destined to be alone. He is definitely destined to be alone."

Shen Jingli became more and more excited as he spoke, as if he was denouncing the tragic experiences of the past few days and continued to speak.

"Humph! I've disliked him for a long time. I'm not afraid to confront him head-on. I can kill many people like him with one punch."

"Not breathing."

Song Zhu was trying so hard to wink and make eyes that tears were about to come out. Shen Jingli was puzzled: "Song Zhu, do you have epilepsy?"

"..."

"What a pity, epilepsy is not contagious, otherwise I would let you hang out with the Regent...hahahaha."

"..."

"I'm sorry, I shouldn't have joked about your pain. Please stretch out your hand and I'll take your pulse."

Shochiku had to admit that the emperor was sometimes right.

Just as he was about to open his mouth to speak, he met Qin Yejue's cold eyes. Just this one glance was enough to make people tremble uncontrollably.

"Eh? Songzhu, why are you shaking like this? Let me help you take a look."

"Your humble servant... greets the Regent." Song Zhu's forehead was covered with sweat. Your Majesty, I wish you good luck.

"It's late at night...please don't do something scary, okay? I have a weak heart."

"In that case, don't go out and cause trouble all day." Hearing the familiar voice, Shen Jingli turned around like a machine.

How she wished that the person she met now was a ghost instead of Qin Yejue.

A handsome, godlike face suddenly appeared before her eyes. Shen Jingli stepped back in fear. She was so surprised that she lost her balance and fell straight to the ground, with the world spinning around her in an instant.

Qin Yejue saw the man falling from the top of the wall in a mess, his eyes were full of disgust, but... he still went towards Shen Jingli.

Seeing Qin Yejue's face getting closer and closer, Shen Jingli didn't care about the taboos between men and hugged Qin Yejue's neck.

Shen Jingli closed his eyes: Let’s die together…

The sudden action made Qin Yejue's heart tremble.

He hugged me?

He actually dared to hug me!

You don’t want your hands anymore!

The porcelain-white face was full of anxiety, her eyes were tightly closed, and her eyelashes were trembling slightly.

He is really a waste, he doesn't know any martial arts.

How come he, a man, has a fragrance?

Seeing that he was about to fall to the ground, Qin Yejue pulled himself back to his senses, used his inner strength to maintain his balance, and used his left hand to strike the ground. The powerful pressure pushed Shen Jingli forward, forcing his body to leap upwards.

In an instant, their lips collided cleverly. Qin Yejue's pupils dilated, his head buzzed, and he didn't know how to react for a moment.

The touch between lips was so wonderful that even though he was a veteran in the battlefield, he didn't know how to deal with it.