My Little Pony: Another World Adventure

The huge white ship stopped over the square in front of Hogwarts, slowly lowered its altitude, and a gangway extended from the side of the ship and landed in front of Professor Dumbledore. With the sharp sound of the fog horn (a horn used by sailboats to alert other ships to avoid it in foggy weather), young wizards in blue robes and raspberry red shoulder straps walked down the gangway in a row of four, with their heads held high.

These boys and girls were all students in the fifth grade and above. They wore the golden Gordian knot on their chests, which was the emblem of Ilvermorny. They marched and sang the school song loudly:

"We are united,

“Fight the Puritans.

“We draw inspiration from

“From the good wizard Morrigan.

"Because she was

“Persecution by people who are not wizards.

"So she fled here from far away Ireland,

“This is the origin of our school…”

Beside Ratan, Professor McGonagall said, almost without moving her lips, "They sound quite proud of being distant relatives of Hogwarts."

"Yeah," Latan said. "It would be better if they weren't in league with Hydra."

After escaping to the United States, Hydra still did not give up the pursuit of mysterious power. They tried to summon the evil god and let the evil god resurrect the Führer. In order to achieve this goal, Ilvermorny helped a lot.

Dumbledore had, of course, heard the conversation between Ratan and Professor McGonagall. He acted as if he knew nothing and took two steps forward enthusiastically. He looked at the Ilvermorny students standing on both sides of the white ship and said, "Welcome! Friends who have come from afar! Welcome to Hogwarts!"

"Oh, my dear Albus! You are still in such good spirits." With a slick and clever tone, a tall and thin middle-aged man walked slowly down the side of the ship. He was wearing a double-breasted suit and a pair of pointed golden leather shoes. His hair was combed back with mousse wax and he had two very delicate mustaches on his upper lip.

The current headmaster of Ilvermorny is Fontana Grimes.

He shook hands with Professor Dumbledore with a smile on his face, and the two of them put their faces very close together, like old friends who had not seen each other for many years. Fontana lowered his voice and said, "Old man, you don't think you can easily control Ilvermorny by showing off a little bit, do you?"

"You seem very confident, little brat." Dumbledore smiled and squeezed out a voice from between his teeth, "No matter how many methods you prepare, you can't change the fact that Ilvermorny will return to Hogwarts."

The two looked at each other, laughed at the same time, and patted each other's shoulders enthusiastically, showing deep affection and joy. The effect of this performance was still very significant. Except for Ratan, who had already known the inside story, the students of Ilvermorny and Hogwarts, led by their respective headmasters, showed tentative smiles to each other, and the tense atmosphere was eased for a while.

"I guess this must be Mr. Magnus, the famous professor of your school?" Fontana asked knowingly, and extended his hand to Ratan. "It's true that heroes emerge young. After a hundred years of Headmaster Dumbledore, this top position will definitely be yours."

Latan stared straight ahead expressionlessly, not even glancing at the hand that Fontana had extended to him. Compared to Ilvermorny, he was more concerned about Harry, who had already set out on his journey back from the Rohan Hussars. He was eager to know what preparations the solitary and elusive Chagatai Khan had made for the evil Black Tower.

Seeing Fontana's hand hanging awkwardly in the air, Dumbledore smiled and tried to smooth things over: "When it comes to teaching people tirelessly, how can I compare with you? I heard that each of the four major colleges of your school has a talented young man. I wonder if I can meet these four talents today?"

Talking about this, Fontana immediately raised his chin with pride: "Of course, no problem. Compared with the talents of these four, even Magnus is nothing but a chicken and a pottery dog."

As he said this, he clapped his hands vigorously: "Come out, my proudest children!"

As soon as the words fell, a huge flag made up of seven stripes of red, orange, yellow, green, indigo, and violet was thrown from the side of the white ship. The colorful colors immediately attracted the attention of all the students of Hogwarts. The seven stripes were seen spreading all the way down the gangway, and four menacing figures appeared on the side of the ship!

Colin, who was taking photos and recording, suddenly fell to the ground and twitched in pain: "My 24k titanium alloy dog ​​eyes!!!"

There were four people on the side of the boat: a black feminist lesbian who weighed at least 150 kilograms; a transvestite gay man with "Long Live Vegetarianism" written on his clothes; a bisexual animal protectionist who was neither male nor female, neither human nor ghost; and a transgender person with depression, mania, schizophrenia and depression!

"Hello everyone, we are - Sweet Baby!"

Black lesbian shakes her hips: "I'm L~"

Cross-dressing man lifts skirt together: "I am G~"

Animal protection bisexual shaking tongue and puffing lips: "I am a B~"

Fury's transgender expression is as beautiful as silk: "I am T~"

The four of them began to flirt with the students below, and waves of rainbow-colored "PC" power spread out. This was obviously not magic or lighting effects, because the students of Ilvermorny actually showed intoxicated expressions on their faces!

The students of Hogwarts were protected from the effects by the purity mark on the lining of their uniforms, but the sight still made them gasp in horror. In a quick exchange of glances, they found that everyone's thoughts at the moment were surprisingly consistent.

No wonder General Latan allowed the entry of the town in front of the academy, but did not allow them to leave the land blessed by the Sovereign. These Americans are indeed a bunch of unbearable monsters. Did General Latan fight against these monsters alone just to protect us? What a great spirit!

The Hogwarts students looked determined, and they reaffirmed their thoughts. They must unite with General Ratan and fight against the terrible capitalist evil with the Grey Knights. They must not let these disgusting aliens pollute the glory of the human race! The Red Lion's thoughts will always shine, and they must be loyal!

Professor McGonagall resisted the urge to retch and asked Latan, "These four people..."

"That's right." The Star-Breaking Red Lion bared its canine teeth, "A traveler."

The LGBT foursome walked down the gangway in a charming manner and stood behind Fontana. Headmaster Ilvermorny laughed: "Albus, I have these four generals in my hands. Let's see what you can do to my school."

Dumbledore remained calm, took Grindelwald's hand, pulled the first Dark Lord into his arms, and leaned in for a passionate kiss.

This kiss not only made Fontana's face stiffen, but also made the four LGBT people howl like hyenas seeing their prey. Dumbledore put his arm around Grindelwald's waist and raised his chin slightly: "Please allow me to remind you, Mr. Fontana. Hogwarts only recognizes two genders, male and female, and only allows love and relationships between two people, and everyone is free to have any sexual orientation. This thing you brought here is already outdated."

The gay man G in the group of four said in a coquettish voice: "Can't you add me in? Oh, Darling, you have strong muscles all over your body. I can't control myself just by looking at you~"

Latan heard Minamoto Kiyotaka whisper behind him, "Gay."

Dante followed up with, "Fucking faggot."

The two moustaches on Fontana's lips rose: "Albus, you--"

The harsh sound of brakes drowned out the rest of his words. Two heavy iron-black armored vehicles came diagonally from the bow and stern of the white ship like the horns of a wild bull. They drifted beautifully and came to a steady stop. The door of the carriage was pushed open from the inside. Fontana subconsciously reached for the wand in his arms, but saw -

More than 20 girls with slim waists, long legs, youthful beauty and sparkling golden eyes filed out of the armored vehicle. They were all wearing cheerleader-style short skirts and sports vests, exposing their thighs and lower abdomens as if they could not feel the cold. They waved sequined flower bouquets in their hands and performed hot, sexy and difficult dances to the rock music from the speakers on the armored vehicle, and shouted in unison: "Welcome, welcome! Warm welcome! Welcome, welcome! Warm welcome!"

"My mixed-blood beauty army!" Colin pressed the shutter button rapidly, and the flash went off like a machine gun. "I have to stand up to take this picture!"

What does it mean “as if listening to celestial music and the ears are temporarily clear”, what does it mean “the mind is far away when hearing the singing and watching the dancing”, and what does it mean “the skin texture is delicate and the bones and flesh are well-proportioned”? This is it!

The wine-red Maserati drove slowly in the dance of the beautiful girls. Hilbert Jean-Anger stepped out of the driver's seat, holding a cigar in his mouth, and a red-hot rose was worn on the chest of his straight suit. He opened his arms, and the mixed-race female students immediately gathered around him. The coquettish old man said to Dumbledore with a beaming smile, "How is it, old brother? Is my welcome ceremony in place?"

Before Dumbledore could say anything, the plus-size black lesbian howled as if a purple mood had been inserted into her brain: "Ahhhhhhhhhh how can you, an old white man, oppress women?!"

Ange showed a confused expression: "Excuse me, what did you say?"

"How dare you let girls dance for you!!!" Lesbian L stretched out a thick and short finger towards Ange's nose, "And you let them dress like bitches! Absolutely! Absolutely..."

She looked like she was suffocating, and Latan wondered if she would suddenly collapse and explode with a belly full of fat.

The lead dancer of the mixed-race cheerleading team said calmly, "I understand. Sorry, Principal, I'll handle it."

Then, the black-haired, long-legged beauty extinguished her golden pupils, revealing gray-blue eyes. She gracefully walked up to lesbian L, swung her arm and slapped her greasy black face covered with acne, and angrily scolded: "I can wear whatever I want! When is it your turn to give orders, bitch!"

Lesbian L was stunned by the sudden slap. She covered her face and said, "You——"

"What do you mean?" the cheerleader said in a menacing tone. "Look at yourself, you look like a dead pig, a piece of shit with a thick body but not a tall body. I have breasts, a waist and legs, and I am happy to show off my advantages. A filthy bitch like you should stay in the sewer, maybe the rats and crocodiles will give you a few pleasures."

"You've been brainwashed! You've been brainwashed by patriarchy!" Lesbian L screamed, her fat body trembling and emitting rainbow-colored light waves, "You're not political! Women should be fat! Women should be ugly! You have to become like me!"

The cheerleader was caught off guard, and the rainbow light waves swept her whole body. The dragon blood in her eyes was extinguished as soon as it ignited. There was no life in her gray-blue eyes, and she said like a puppet: "Yes... I want to get fat... I want to get ugly..."

As she spoke, she actually raised her hand and grabbed her face, as if she wanted to tear her skin, which was as white and smooth as mutton-fat jade!

Latan held down the Valkyrie whose blade slipped out of her brass prosthesis: "No hurry."

At this moment, rose petals fluttered, and Angé, who had activated the Word Spirit Time Zero, grabbed the cheerleader's wrist like lightning, lifted her up and dodged away from the lesbian L.

Almost at the same time, two dazzling lights pierced down from the sky like sharp swords. Lesbian L turned her head in surprise and saw a square truck front rapidly enlarged in her eyes. Two mysterious oriental characters were written in silver relief on the front of the truck: Good Luck.

With a loud bang, lesbian L was knocked into the sky by the red luck. Her fat body was torn apart by the impact, and her pink internal organs and yellow fat rolled out, drawing a graceful arc and falling into the distant Lake Michigan. The dwarf craftsman who was building the Kalia Magic Academy in the center of the lake exclaimed: "The hot abalone of the goddess of the furnace! Whose black pig fell down?!"