Crossing fortune telling: Mental illnesses running in both directions

The man and the dog's eyes met in the air.

Aotian raised his head, blinked his eyes innocently, and took back his plum blossom feet as if unintentionally, Sao Ao Rui~

Pei Yuanchi lowered his head and stared at it speechlessly.

Aotian: “Oh?” What are you looking at?

Pei Yuanchi thought about it, and for some reason his brain suddenly twitched, he asked, "You want to occupy a room too?"

Aotian: "Ah?!" You humiliate me? !

Aotian was so angry that he stomped his feet.

Only an incompetent dog would be kicked out by the owner. He is not worthy of guarding the door. Do you think that Ben Aotian is such an incompetent dog? !

It looked at the man in front of it with some disdain, and was too lazy to communicate with him in dog language, because the man couldn't understand it anyway. Then it shook its head and left without hesitation.

Ben Aotian is destined to eat and drink with his master, and to protect the boss's existence.

Eat what the master gives, drink what the master gives, and finally repay it all to the boss!

He, Aotian, is the best dog in this century!!!

Pei Yuanchi looked at Aotian's back as he left in disbelief. He seemed completely stunned. "Is it looking down on me?"

Wei Gaoxuan replied silently: "Your Highness, please be more confident and remove the word 'ma'." I am just looking down on you. Which kind person would ask whether a dog occupies the room!

Pei Yuanchi: “…” For some reason, his heart was severely broken at this moment.

He raised his head and looked at the people who were running hard. A voice in his heart echoed in his mind - see, days like this of heart attack will become a common occurrence for you in the future!

So, when the attendant finally finished the work at hand and transferred his care and love to His Royal Highness the Crown Prince, this was the scene he saw.

The Crown Prince was seen looking far away in one direction, dazed and absent-minded. The attendant took a closer look!

That's the direction of the cabin!

Recalling the battle among several people for the room, the servant suddenly had an idea and asked in a low voice: "Your Highness, I will go there now." to reserve a seat.

Poor thing, His Royal Highness, has he ever encountered such a situation before, that he had to fight for a good place to live? It was only after he picked the leftovers that it was the turn of others.

As a loyal subordinate, he needs to be able to see things clearly.

Pei Yuanchi turned around and looked at him silently.

The servant looked back calmly, innocent and loyal: Don't be shy, Your Highness, I did everything.

Pei Yuanchi closed his eyes, hesitating between "Shut up, I didn't mean that at all" and "Go ahead and take it, I also want to live in a good place."

Finally defeated.

He nodded slightly and said, "Go." It would be better to grab the most comfortable one and let them see the strength of the Eastern Palace!

Wei Gaoxuan: “…”

Your Highness, you have really changed...

are you crazy.

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From traveling through time as a moron to the present, this is Shen Zhinian's first time traveling far away, and it's a long journey to ancient times, so he is somewhat excited inside.

The scenery along the way has not been polluted by industry, with beautiful mountains and rivers. Young Master Shen, who couldn't sleep late at night, lay outside to look at the stars and the moon in a very poetic way.

To put it simply, it means that you are craving for food, but you don't want to fill the room with the smell of food, so you have to come out to find food.

When I was almost done, I was holding the last chicken leg and preparing to go back to my room to rest.

I saw a black shadow hiding in the shadow at the corner of Shen Zhinian's door. He was tall and exuded a cold aura, but he tried hard to hide. His natural disguise made him blend into the darkness.

The assassin tilted his face and looked inside through the gap in the window. The veins on the hand holding the sword were bulging, and his light ink-colored eyes revealed the killing that was about to succeed.

A hint of sarcasm appeared on his lips, and he said arrogantly to himself: "Why don't you stay in the capital city? Why do you choose to come to this barren land to seek death..."

It was worth it that he had been squatting there for most of the night. Only this room had the light turned off first. The lights in the other rooms were just a trick to make him mistakenly think that there were people inside.

This misunderstanding is really too much. The young master just went out for a midnight snack and he still has to light a lamp when he comes back.

Besides, how come the other rooms are empty just because of the illusion? The Sun Moon Valley trio was the first to disagree!

However, the assassin is unaware of this and is currently just following routine procedures.

He raised his hand and carefully poked a small hole in the window, then carefully inserted the bamboo tube filled with poison gas, took a deep breath, and held the outward side of the bamboo tube in his mouth.

Relax your body, hu...

He heard a slight noise and suddenly another person stood beside him.

Eh?

The man in black turned his head, and the girl raised her eyebrows slightly, looked at him curiously with her beautiful eyes, and smiled brightly.

"Yo! Are you a peeping pervert, bro?"

The assassin looked horrified and dodged backwards at lightning speed: "!!!!!!"

At this sight, the man in black almost forgot his identity and let out a cry from the depths of his soul.

Damn, he was doing something sneaky in the middle of the night, and a head suddenly appeared next to him. It was a good thing he didn’t get scared to death!

Who are you? It’s so late and you’re not going to bed yet. Are you a girl?

Why do you walk without making any sound? Are you a ghost?

Seeing people avoiding him, Shen Zhinian put his hands behind his back, ate his midnight snack, went out to digest the food, and visited friends in a leisurely manner.

He sighed, seeming to be more puzzled than the assassin at that time: "You are so easily frightened, what the hell are you doing, you pervert?"

The surprise lasted only for a moment. As a cold-blooded, professional and capable killer, the assassin did not exclaim "Who are you? Where is the prince?" or say any nonsense like that. Instead, he picked up his knife and attacked without saying a word.

Today, he would not allow himself to fail, so no matter whether the girl in front of him was a human or a ghost, innocent or not, she had to die!

The sharp edge of the sword cut through the night, emitting a dazzling reflection.

Shen Zhinian's eyes widened: "Hey, how can you be so uncultured? Not only did you fail to peep, you even tried to attack."

She subconsciously flicked the sword out of the assassin's hand. There was no reason to retract her outstretched hand. The young master lightly grabbed the arm of the assassin who was about to harm someone.

then……

"How dare this pervert attack an innocent and weak woman? Hey!"

The human-shaped vertical bar was like a stick held in the young master's hand, swinging left and right, falling forward and backward, and making close contact with the deck of the ship or the door frame with crackling sounds.

As the sword slid away from him in a perfect arc in the air, the assassin's lower face was wrapped tightly, but his eyes were filled with fear as if he had seen a ghost.

However, he had no room for regret.

Both his back and chest were hit violently, and he fell to the ground, then bounced back up by his flesh. Blood gushed out like crazy, and he was afraid that he would be crushed to death on the spot!

He couldn't just die like this... No!

"Help...Help! Puff!!!"