Crossing fortune telling: Mental illnesses running in both directions

Most of the day has passed, and Pei Yuanchi and Wei Gaoxuan are still halfway up the mountain, being led by monkeys to the ladder to heaven: "..."

Hello, does anyone still remember the two who were left behind? !

Why is this road different from the one they took when they entered the Sun Moon Valley and when they went down the mountain just now? Normally, they would have returned to the valley at this time.

The monkey who was leading the way laughed mercilessly: No, this is a ladder to heaven!

In order to demonstrate their versatility and trustworthiness to their lord the young master, the monkeys always take this path whenever they go up the mountain.

The physical strength is amazing, the monkey can kill many cows with one punch!

It is worth mentioning that this ladder to heaven was the first level set up by the sect in those days to select qualified seekers of immortality.

Although He Qingyu had already taken back all the spiritual pressure going up the mountain, this road was the farthest from the top of the mountain, and it was all stairs.

Even Shen Zhinian didn't dare to try that road when he hadn't learned how to fly with a sword.

He Qingyu also opened up a new path with a space formation, which directly reduced the time by more than half.

Speaking of this, there is no need to mention the duo from the Duke's Mansion who are almost crippled halfway up the mountain.

The monkey who led the way: "..." I was careless. This time, the one leading us is a human...

It looked back and saw that it had reached the halfway point of the mountain. Although the return journey was easier than continuing to climb, the other path would still take so long. With so much time, it just gritted its teeth and went up.

Therefore, it was impossible to return by the original route, and the two guests had to inconvenience themselves.

Wuuuuu... It's over. Will Houhou be scolded by the Young Master?

The answer is no, because not only the Young Master, but everyone has forgotten those two poor guys.

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The next morning.

It is good for health to get up early and exercise. Shen Zhinian and Fu Guanci came to the square with swords, preparing for a beautiful sword-training routine of unity.

The two were ready to make a move, intending to provoke each other's true murderous intent and make threats with their eyes, but when they looked up, they saw Pei Yuanchi and Wei Gaoxuan, who were leaning against the giant column at the entrance to the mountain, half-dead.

Master Shen was always very patient with this kind of patient who seemed to be in a very beautiful mental state, and asked without thinking: "Hey, camping, brother?"

Pei Yuanchi & Wei Gaoxuan: "..."

Their bodies were a little exhausted, and they didn't have the energy to get up angrily and fight with that bastard by the hair.

His Royal Highness the Crown Prince, who inexplicably possessed the dignity of a man, refused to admit that he was knocked down by a mountain road. He struggled to stand up, trying to maintain his noble and elegant image.

Then his legs went weak and he demonstrated to the others what a genuine face-to-face dog-eating-shit move was!

Shen Zhinian & Fu Guanci: "!!!"

They were deeply shocked when they saw Pei Yuanchi lying on the ground dying and then he prostrated himself before the two of them.

"So... this gentleman actually admires us so much... This!" Fu Guanci said, and turned his face away fiercely, as if his heart was too complicated and he couldn't bear to see such a scene.

Shen Zhinian was excited. Her expression was as lively as when she was arguing with her elders about receiving red envelopes during the Chinese New Year. She kept muttering to herself, with great emotion: "No, oh, Master Pei, no!"

Pei Yuanchi's eyes twitched. If his strength allowed it, he would have died together with these two people!

He suppressed the urge to be sarcastic, silently wiped the blood from his nose, and said with a hint of enduring humiliation: "You two are joking. It's true that Guigu's way up the mountain is different."

I tried to hold it back, but couldn't help it, and the corners of my mouth opened: "Haha."

Wei Gaoxuan: "..." Your Highness, you have changed...

Shen Zhinian glanced at his weird face, then turned his head to look at the ladder behind him, which extended downwards and was filled with fog and had no bottom in sight.

She's enlightened!

She blinked slowly, trying to clear her name: "If I say it was the monkey's fault, would you believe it?"

The young master finally realized who he had forgotten. It turned out to be the duo from the Duke's Mansion who had been led astray by the monkey and failed to reach the top of the mountain early to eat the melons!

The nosebleed had not yet been successfully stopped, Pei Yuanchi tilted his head back, and his pupils tried to roll downwards, which looked like a new type of self-created eye roll - the downward-rolling eye roll!

Only then did he successfully focus his gaze on a certain young master named Shen, and gritted his teeth: "Believe it!"

Because of a sneeze, he decisively handed them over to a monkey, and as a result, something really happened. He successfully rescued Duan Tinghan who was pushed off the cliff...

This Young Master Shen said that she was not a human being, and he believed it!

Wei Gaoxuan: “!!!” Your expression doesn’t say that.

Are you cursing in your heart? This is most likely your cousin. Don't be like this!

Shen Zhinian looked at Pei Yuanchi's slightly ferocious face and felt a little shocked by his ugliness...

She was silent for a moment, then said with relief: "I didn't expect that Mr. Pei is also an extremely wise contestant." This allowed me to regain my original intention and feelings when I was the dean.

Fu Guanci: Wise, what she said is wise.

Fu Guanci silently shifted his gaze to Pei Yuanchi, whose current image was more or less in line with the previous one.

Pei Yuanchi: [Gaze of Wisdom·jpg·]

Fu Guanci: “…” Can’t you just pinch your nose to stop the blood from flowing out?

The image of the landlord's stupid son in "A Chinese Odyssey: Part One" was so beautiful that people dared not look at it again. Fu Guanci closed his eyes tightly.

I always feel that their Sun Moon Valley seems to have some kind of strange magic. Anyone who comes here... can naturally integrate into the environment and become a qualified mental patient.

They are all... no, they are all going to lead Senior Sister astray!

As it turned out, in the end it was still up to Fu Guanci, who could no longer bear it, to put an end to this farce of the collapse of the image of a certain country's crown prince.

Considering that it was indeed Monkey's fault, he even made an exception and handed each of them a pill to restore their physical strength.

All symptoms such as back pain and leg cramps can be cured by the medicine. There is no need to adjust your energy. The next second, the two of them can happily run to watch the big show that they missed yesterday.

It is strange that the first thing they thought of was Xicheng Marquis Mansion. Is this true love?

A pair of bickering lovers who appear to be incompatible but are actually mortal enemies.

Loved it.

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I went to watch a play early in the morning without even having breakfast. Thanks to the father and son who were lying in a row and seeking death, the marquis's wife splashed cold water on me as soon as I fainted, and I didn't sleep the whole night.

Therefore, when Pei Yuanchi and his companions arrived, they didn't even need to wake people up in a more "civilized" way.

The young master was very disappointed that this step was omitted.

Fortunately, Mrs. Hou is always a person of action.

Being wounded in vital parts and being watched by others without any dignity, Xicheng Hou and Duan Tingzhuo lay on the bed together, their faces flushed red, their eyes seemed to be popping out of their sockets, they were shaking with anger, and even their hair was shaking.

In just one day, the noble was transformed into a dying beggar.