Crossing fortune telling: Mental illnesses running in both directions

Duan Tinghan was stunned: "...Senior Brother?" Was it true that Senior Sister was born out of thin air by Master forty-six years ago?

Such a secret is made public like this?

Speaking of which, Senior Sister is now forty-six years old, and Senior Brother, who is only two years younger than Senior Sister...

Oh no, you were told before we started working that you would stay forever young. Aren’t you two going to stay like this now?

If he continues to grow up, wouldn't he look older than his two senior brothers and sisters?

This is not good... He is the youngest...

Alas, it is because I suffered or did not work hard enough that such a worrying situation has occurred.

Fu Guanci smiled and rolled his eyes: "Shut up, thank you."

[You dare to believe any nonsense, are you a fool? ]

Fang Wushuang: Why on earth did she think this group of people were too complicated and exchanged them for this crappy mind-reading skill?

Oh no, will her brain be taken over by the stupid aura? Is she going to mutate?!

System: [Don't be like this, host. In a sense, this is more worrying, isn't it? ]

Fang Wushuang: “…”

Don't think that the tone you use to enlighten her will make her ignore the harsh meaning in your words!

Tui! ! !

Perhaps because she received too much incredible information at once, the ghost lady looked at Shen Zhinian, then turned to look at the father who gave birth to the child, her eyes widened, her eyeballs bulged, and fell out of her eye sockets with two clicks.

It fell to the ground and even bounced a few times.

Everyone: "???"

They must be blind, otherwise how could the phrase "they were so shocked that their eyeballs fell out" come true for no reason?

A gust of cold wind blew by, and Shen Zhinian calmly tied up her messy hair: "Sorry, do you want to wash it with water?"

"No, no, just blow on it twice and it will be fine." The old lady touched the holes in her eye sockets with a numb face, always following the bullshit theory that if you pick something up within three seconds after it falls on the ground, everything will be fine.

When bending down to squat, he also reminded people politely not to bump into others by mistake: "Excuse me, I'm just picking up an eye."

Shen Zhinian took a half step back and raised his hand to signal: "Go ahead."

Duan Tinghan: “!!!” This year, the shock it brought to him was really too advanced...

The ghost officer swallowed his saliva and almost doubted his ghost life on the spot. He should be the ghost who has seen the most here, right? How come he was surpassed by a human girl?

These wandering ghosts are usually not dealt with by the ghost catchers, and they are so scared that their eyes are jumping around.

Fang Wushuang silently raised her chin with her hand. She was wrong. This mind-reading ability was a good thing. She still cared about what this girl did.

As soon as this thought came to her mind, the answer was slapped in her face the next second.

He Qingyu & Fu Guanci, who knew what this guy's occupation was in his previous life: "..."

[How could you become the director of a mental hospital at such a young age?]

Fang Wushuang: Okay, Director of the mental hospital, no wonder.

"It doesn't look like it..." The enthusiastic old lady was almost shocked by this sentence. She fixed her eyes and stared at Shen Zhinian for a while without giving up.

But he was well-informed, and the next second, the topic shifted to something else.

"I really envy you. You are so old now. The kids above you will spend a lot of money on you during festivals, right?"

"How could that be?" Shen Zhinian said, with a kind expression on his face, "They all came down together."

Perhaps because she felt that the power was not enough, she revealed a nostalgic look that was familiar to the ghost: "There are so many descendants that they can't be stewed in one pot. The blood and flesh chopped up by the enemies are mixed together. For a moment, it is difficult to tell who is the ancestor and who is the descendants..."

"Ah!" The girl expounded on the bullshit and exclaimed in surprise, "This eye... is it possible that ours is mixed up?"

Fu Guanci was not too surprised when his name was suddenly called. He just sighed: "Did they get it mixed up?"

After saying that, he raised his hands and covered his eyes.

The old lady pressed her eyes with a "snap" sound, fearing that the eyeballs that had just been installed would fall out of the sockets again the next second. She refused to see this terrifying scene.

[Oh my god! Why do you keep digging out my eyes when we are talking peacefully? ]

[See, after staying in this underworld for so long without updating, she has fallen behind to this extent. ]

[So are these people from the same group? But why is there a plain-looking person among them? Genes of ordinary people are uneven, so the difference shouldn't be so great, right?]

The system silently dubbed the ghost lady: [Note that although the ghost messenger brother is not mentioned here, he still received 10,000 critical hits. ]

Fu Guanci, who was just rubbing his eyes out of boredom, said: "..." Nowadays, ghosts are really scary.

She was so shocked, but there was still Master He who looked calm and crazy.

He Qingyu: "As long as you are old enough, living under the same roof with multiple generations is not a dream." Look, he has accepted so many disciples for no apparent reason.

He casually came up with a toxic chicken soup-like summary: "And you can also reunite with your family."

Ghost lady: “!!!” Good, what a vicious curse!

There is no need to do this. Don’t you see where you are?

Just a few words of conversation completely awakened the ghost lady who was carefree and unwilling to reincarnate.

She stayed here with the idea of ​​seeing how her son would live the rest of his life. There was no point in having a family reunion here!

She still wants to be her son's mother in her next life. If the other party comes in the form of an old man, how can she be the mother? !

Ghost Lady: "I think it's time for me to reincarnate."

Shen Zhinian said, "What's the matter, sister? Why did you come back to this world?"

The ghost lady shook her head, with a look of enlightenment as if she had seen through the world.

She thought that this group of people gathered together just to scout out the evil man who was going to chop them into pieces, so she kindly reminded him.

"Amitabha... No, uh... People who committed evil deeds in their lifetime will be controlled by hell after death. Even if you wait here, it will not lead to any results. It is better to choose a good time and reincarnate as soon as possible."

It just so happened that all the family members were present and there was no need to wait for anyone, so he fulfilled his unspoken last words.

Looking at this sparsely populated family whose size could no longer be defined by their appearance, Aunt Ghost was filled with emotion.

Has the world outside become so colorful?

Men can also give birth to children out of thin air. She has to try it out no matter what she says, the aunt thought.

"That's how it was." Shen Zhinian put his hands together and said "Amitabha" to suit the situation. He was good at understanding the ghost's intention and didn't ask any more questions. "Big sister, have a safe journey."

Shen Zhinian pointed out the route to the place of reincarnation for the ghost. He glanced at the ghost messenger who had been mute all the way and smiled: "That's great. I have inspired another lonely ghost to reincarnate."

Gui Cha: "..."

This light glance was extremely insulting.

Did he just...have his business taken away from him?