Crossing fortune telling: Mental illnesses running in both directions

If Time Could Go Back

This was the composition topic assigned by Shen Zhinian's former Chinese teacher.

I remember that she wrote extremely hypocritically, just to get that unattainable high score in composition!

Hypocrisy is a normal human condition. She is just one of the countless people in the world.

At that time, she even thought of a resounding invisible title for it - "Student Sweet Love: High-scoring Composition, Don't Run Away!!!"

Of course, these are just jokes caused by young and ignorant people.

I really want her to write now.

Oh my god, that's a lot to vent about! She could write a million-word novel based on this little title.

The first thing that comes to mind is: If she could go back in time, she would want to hang herself up and whip herself into a spinning top!

Let you read time-travel novels, let you read time-travel novels!!!

Crackling sound, this kind of.

Reading time-travel novels is not enough, but I even have to stand on the rooftop holding an iron clothes hanger and shouting: I want to travel through time.

see here...

I believe that the friends here all know how she managed to travel through time and space in such a stupid way?

As a mentally ill person...Huh? Haha, just kidding~

As the director of a mental hospital, perhaps because she has witnessed the flourishing of various mental patients in life, she herself has begun to pursue a new world that is difficult for ordinary people to understand and more exciting.

According to her previous concept, time travel should be like what is written in novels, a great and special skill that allows the protagonist to show his (her) uniqueness and to show off infinitely.

However, the reality gave her a heavy slap in the face, causing her to fly off the spot, spin 360 degrees in the air, and then fall to the ground gorgeously. And like Cinderella's vicious stepmother, she was not satisfied and kicked her viciously.

Ouch, that hurts!

Shen Zhinian raised his middle finger to the sky, but was afraid of being struck by lightning again, so he bent it slightly.

Abbreviation: bent middle finger.

The bent middle finger is an evolved version of the vertical middle finger, and it can avoid lightning.

Seeing it bend, it can no longer hit me~

Shen Zhinian blinked playfully, hoping that God could tolerate a joke, hehehe.

It turned out that God was no joke and gave her a hell-mode start the next second.

Oh my God, you old man, you have done so many bad things!

Shen Zhinian got angry for a moment and gave a middle finger without bending it. He suddenly transformed himself into a six-year-old beggar on the street and fainted at the beginning due to hunger.

Fuck...it's a plant.

But she fucked too early.

Because she is not just an ordinary beggar - she is the plus version of Niuhulu Beggar!

To explain it in simple terms, he is the beggar among beggars. There is no worst, only worse - the king of beggars!!!

Shen Zhinian looked up... Oh, no need to look up, she was lying flat. She looked at the sky with melancholy and slowly exhaled a breath of depression.

To be honest, she dared to bet her beautiful mental state that there would never be a more miserable time traveler than her.

After all, who would be a good guy who, at the beginning, is pressed on a large chopping board, and the next second he is about to sharpen his knife to kill pigs and sheep? !

Let’s not talk about the fact that this scene is similar to slaughtering pigs during Chinese New Year and she is not a pig… Never mind, I still have to talk about it.

Looking at the "people" standing in a circle around her, whose faces were dirty and could not be seen clearly, if she could not vaguely tell from their clothes that this should be a civilized country, she would almost think that she had traveled to a cannibal country.

Shen Zhinian rolled her eyes quickly and successfully saw the chopped-off and smoked leg hanging behind her head.

Alarms rang out in my mind. These lunatics were even crazier than the patients in a mental hospital.

Knowing that this was not the time to joke, the moment the surgeon swung his knife downwards, Shen Zhinian used all his strength and successfully hit the target with a fatal kick.

Then, without stopping, when the next knife came, she pulled the person who was holding her arm, turned over, and rolled off the chopping board.

Correspondingly, that person took her place and, with the help of his friend, successfully chopped down the arm that Shen Zhinian was holding.

In an instant, the sound of meat being chopped and blood spurting out, as well as the screams coming from the depths of the soul, reached the ears of everyone present.

How inhumane.

But everyone here is not a vegetarian, they eat human flesh!

Blood spurted out of the broken arm. Shen Zhinian didn't know why her mind was so sharp at that time. No, that's not right. She should be said to be such a resourceful person.

The moment he rolled out from under the chopping board to avoid capture, Shen Zhinian raised his arm cannon and swung it at the group of people with precise force.

If I had to describe the scene at that time, I could only use Shen Zhinian's favorite emoticon package to describe it all -

[I’m just standing on the moral high ground and pointing fingers·jpg·]

“Ahhh my eyes!!!”

If an ordinary person saw such a crazy opening scene, they would have fainted and died, but Shen Zhinian was different, she was the director of a mental hospital!!!

Shen Zhinian was very satisfied with her amazing desire to survive and explosive power. She held on to the arm cannon until it was exhausted, then she viciously fired a golden headshot at the person closest to her.

Then he smiled confidently, turned around and ran away.

I will take revenge for ten years...

Eh?

Shen Zhinian turned around and ran without stopping, and ended up running into a figure standing at the entrance of a dilapidated temple.

The man was probably in his early thirties, with a handsome face, like a god descending to earth. He wore a moon-white robe, and his loose long hair flowed down like ink, fluttering in the breeze, as if he was embracing the wind and the moon, and he looked pure and cool.

Only the pair of deep eyes looking at her were mixed with three parts of speechlessness, three parts of shock, and four parts of "as expected".

I don’t know how long I watched it.

In such a thrilling scene, this guy didn't even offer a helping hand. He is so cold-blooded and heartless!

Shen Zhinian: Meow meow meow???

Such a complex and strange look made Shen Zhinian feel a strange emotion in his heart.

Combined with the image of this man in white clothes and black hair, with his clothes fluttering in the wind, Shen Zhinian pointed with her little hand, and there was only one truth - he must be an 'old immortal' who loves to show off and whose age cannot be seen!

It happened so fast that he could not brake in time, adding amazing explosive power to his escape. Shen Zhinian simply took advantage of the situation and bent his knees to perform a beautiful and stunning perfect kneeling slide.

I only heard a "bang" and then he hugged my thigh accurately.

Really hugging the thigh!