You're crazy, I'm even crazier, we're side by side in a love story

Lu Xingchuan toilet

Shen Yan and Lu Xingchuan vomit

Cut off the family line

Less than half an hour after the premiere of "This is a Romance Show", three trending searches have already taken the first, second and third places.

The director looked at these three hot searches, which had nothing to do with love and were even full of weirdness, with a hopeless look on his face, and fell silent.

Silence, oh silence, either perish in silence or explode in silence.

The weasel greets the rooster!

Let’s go worship now!

After rubbing their hands, Lu Xingchuan finally finished washing up and returned to the sofa, and everyone completed three rounds of Truth or Dare.

The director appeared in front of everyone with a smile on his face.

"Now, let me announce the final ranking."

"Bai Jing scored the highest, a perfect three points, and was awarded the best room in this villa, the entire third floor."

Bai Jing jumped three feet high and cheered, "Yeah!" and jumped up from the sofa.

His happy and lively appearance was in stark contrast to Lu Xingchuan opposite him.

"Pei Heng, Song Qianshan, Shen Yan, and Lu Xingchuan tied for second place. The room allocation will be discussed later. Xie Li, because he gave up all three big adventures, scored zero points and got the most shabby room in the villa."

Xie Li looked pitiful, but still smiled bravely, "Next time I compete, I will definitely turn the tide!"

【Xiao Li is awesome! 】

[I don’t really understand why Xie Li gave up. There were three big dares. One asked him to invite a guest to dance, one asked him to dress up as a duck and walk around, and one asked him to stand at the door of the villa and sing “I Really Want to Live Another 500 Years.” The program team said they had already asked the original creator and it was not considered infringement. Why did he give up? ]

After the director announced the results of the competition, "The guests who have been confirmed in the room will be taken back to the room by the staff to rest. You will wait for the notification of the program team for the next game. The remaining four guests will have to compete again."

It's too late to say, then soon!

The director quickly took out a box of biscuits.

"Ding ding ding ding! Our game is to eat cookies! Four guests form groups of two and eat a cookie each. Whoever reaches the center of the cookie first wins!

"Then, each group of winners will compete again, and each group of losers will compete again to come up with the final ranking!"

I don't believe there is no taste of love!

Shen Yan immediately raised his hand and said, "Director, I don't want to be in the same group with Lu Xingchuan. I'm afraid I'll vomit."

Lu Xingchuan had a gloomy face, his eyes were filled with dark anger, and he gritted his teeth, "I don't want to be in the same group with Shen Yan either."

director:……

good good!

He immediately smiled optimistically: "It seems that our guests really like this game. They have already come up with a preliminary grouping plan! So, who will be in a group with Shen Yan? Who will be in a group with Lu Xingchuan?"

Pei Heng and Song Qianshan said almost in unison, "Shen Yan and I will go."

Lu Xingchuan: …

[What's going on? This show is really boring. It's openly ostracizing Teacher Lu, right?]

Pei Heng smiled and said, "I see that Lu Xingchuan and Xie Li seem to have confirmed their relationship, and I like boys, so it doesn't seem appropriate for me to be with Teacher Lu. I don't want to be called a mistress.

"But I'm a little curious, since you guys are already in a relationship, why are you still on a dating show?"

Without waiting for Lu Xingchuan to speak, Xie Li smiled obediently and said, "Boss Pei misunderstood. We are not in a confirmed relationship. Brother Xingchuan and I are both single."

Pei Heng nodded, "I see, that means Lu Xingchuan is pursuing you unilaterally, but hasn't succeeded yet?"

Xie Li wanted to say something, but Pei Heng had already turned to Lu Xingchuan with a gentlemanly smile, "Come on!"

Lu Xingchuan's face became even uglier.

Song Qianshan smoothed the hair beside her ears and said, "Oh, I just felt a little uncomfortable because Teacher Lu had just been to the toilet. I am just a hypocritical bitch."

【Hahahahahahahaha! Follow the black man's path and leave him with no way to go.】

[Come on, Mr. Lu, quickly take Xiao Li down, give me sweetness, give me kisses, give me a big do, and make that shameless bitch mad! ]

[Some fans are almost done with it. Shen Yan vomited on Lu Xingchuan's face. Isn't that enough to explain the problem? ]

Song Qianshan and Pei Heng both chose Shen Yan.

What a sweet burden.

In the end, the director decided to let them play rock-paper-scissors, best of five, and Song Qianshan won five of five.

Game start!

Milk stick biscuits, one side is Lu Xingchuan, the other side is Pei Heng, both of them have the look of ready to die, and with a command, "The game begins!"

Click!

Pei Heng bit directly and roughly towards the center line.

He took a step back while chewing his biscuit and raised his hands high, "I win."

[Hahahaha, even Lu Xingchuan is stunned! ]

[He probably wanted to eat it bite by bite, but Mr. Pei was straightforward and rude.]

[Compared up close, Pei Heng's looks are not inferior to Lu Xingchuan. ]

Xie Li stepped forward and said, "Congratulations, President Pei!"

Turning around, he smiled at Lu Xingchuan again, "It's okay. There will definitely be many more games to come. Victory and defeat are common in the military. Be happy, brother Xingchuan."

Lu Xingchuan's face, which had been gloomy, looked better now.

He originally wanted to win the competition so that he could get a more comfortable room for Xie Li to live in, and then he would live in Xie Li's shabby little house.

But I didn't expect Pei Heng to act so unruly and actually bite the middle.

Feeling a little embarrassed, Lu Xingchuan couldn't help but say, "I thought the game was to be won bit by bit."

Pei Heng agreed very much, "I ate it in one bite. I didn't expect your mouth is so small."

[Hahahahahahahaha, damn, this boss has a poisonous tongue.]

Pei Heng finished speaking, ignoring the expression on Lu Xingchuan's face, and turned to look at Shen Yan and Song Qianshan.

The two ends of a biscuit, one end is Song Qianshan and the other end is Shen Yan.

The two of them ate it bite by bite obediently.

However, their progress remained consistent throughout, and when they were almost halfway through, the biscuit was suddenly bitten off by both of them and fell to the ground.

There were already more than a dozen small pieces of biscuits on the ground.

I watched them finish an entire box of cookies because of the competition.

The director's eyes twitched. "You should know that this competition is not about biting off the biscuit, but about who can eat the middle of the biscuit first, right?"

Another broken cookie was successfully dropped.

Shen Yan nodded towards the director, "Don't worry, we will definitely decide the winner."

Finally, after Shen Yan and Song Qianshan ate five boxes of cookies from the production team——

Song Qianshan won this round.

Shen Yan burped and looked at Lu Xingchuan, "Hiccup, it looks like I have to compete with you, Hiccup."

The image of vomiting just now instantly hit Lu Xingchuan.

Lu Xingchuan said to the director with disgust on his face: "Can I withdraw from the competition?"

The director, who successfully lost five cents and a box of cookies but failed to capture any romantic atmosphere, nodded helplessly, "Okay, but we'll be ranked last."

Lu Xingchuan didn't care about the ranking at all, "Then I'll withdraw from the competition."

As they were talking, the result of the match between Pei Heng and Song Qianshan came out.

"In this group, Song Qianshan is first, Pei Heng is second, Shen Yan is third, and Lu Xingchuan is fourth."

The voice paused.

The weasel paid New Year's greetings to the chicken, but it did not achieve the desired effect.

The director said grimly, "Next, everyone will go to their rooms according to their rankings. After a fifteen-minute break, gather on the first floor. I'll give you a brief introduction to the next task. You will go find food.

"It's very physically demanding, so make sure you take advantage of your rest time."

Xie Li asked weakly, "Are you going to go find food without eating? It's almost noon, everyone should be hungry."

Shen Yan and Song Qianshan both burped.