Fallout 4: The Wasteland Life of a Pillager

After exchanging a few polite farewells with Eva, Yi Beiwang returned to the Sheltering Hill with Piper and Curie, feeling very happy.

Seeing this, Piper asked in confusion: "What kind of py deal did you make with the academy again? You are smiling so obscenely."

Yi Beiwang flicked Piper's head when he heard this and said, "What kind of PY deal is this? I, your boss, used my intelligence to fool those nerds in the academy again."

"Before Lao Zhao left, he told me that there was something wrong with the seabed where he docked. We don't have the ability to investigate anyway, so why not ask the academy to help investigate it?"

Piper rubbed his head and asked, "What if they really found something there?"

Yi Beiwang shook his head and said, "Impossible, absolutely impossible."

"What could be down there? There can't be an underwater base, right?"

"At most we'll find some mutant creatures, like giant squids, mutant dolphins, or something like that. This trip to the academy will be a waste of effort. Don't worry too much."

Piper joked, "Haha, maybe we can find an alien UFO. When the aliens come out and see the news you made up, they will slap you in the face."

Yi Beiwang smiled and said, "If there really are aliens, I will wash my hair upside down..."

Just as he finished speaking, Curie on the side noticed something and said, "Master Beiwang, look over there in the sky, there seems to be something flying."

Several people looked up at the sky and were stunned.

I saw a flat flying saucer swaying from the west, with a blue flame trailing from its tail.

Before they could take a closer look, the UFO began to emit black smoke, and then fell into the distance with a loud noise and fire.

Curie analyzed it carefully and asked uncertainly, "Master Beiwang, is this the flying saucer you are talking about?"

Yi Beiwang: ...

He has never been so speechless as he is today.

No, buddy, you showed up just in time. You came from thousands of miles away to show your support. Isn’t the gift small but the sentiment is great?

Not necessarily. The flying saucer was most likely assembled by a mechanical master, just like Isabel, who could easily create high-tech using waste materials.

Piper didn't care what it was, she just knew she was going to have big news again.

She shook Yi Beiwang's arm and looked at him eagerly, her eyes flashing.

Yi Beiwang sighed and took them to check out the place where the UFO crashed.

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When we arrived at the place where the UFO crashed, we could see that the UFO had created a very large and long gully there.

The UFO was not very big and it looked like it couldn't carry much. Half of it was buried in the soil, and the exposed half was on fire.

Piper was frantically capturing details, Curie was responsible for surveying the scene, and Yi Beiwang was the only one left looking for a place suitable for washing his hair upside down.

Yi Beiwang tried to look for it, but saw no entrance or exit. It might be buried in the soil.

Looking closely, there seemed to be a damaged area on the tail of the UFO, as if it had been shot.

Phew, very good, it looks like a flying machine made by a mad scientist. If there are no aliens, I won’t have to wash my hair upside down.

Before Yi Beiwang could rejoice, Curie shouted, "Come and see, there are footprints here."

The three saw fluorescent footprints extending forward to a cave not far away.

No way, there really are aliens.

Am I blessed with a mouth? How come everything I say is true?

I wonder if a big airship or robot could fly over from the sky so I can broaden my horizons.

Yi Beiwang was just sighing when he heard Piper say, "I've heard some rumors that aliens appeared two hundred years ago. It is said that they came from Zeta and controlled the senior officials of the US government before the war."

"I just didn't expect that the Zetas really exist. Could it be that they were the ones who dropped the nuclear bomb?"

Yi Beiwang patted Pei Pu's head and said, "Don't think about it. Let's go in and take a look first. Curie, can you use a gun?"

Curie nodded and said, "Of course. My database not only contains guides on how to use firearms, but also various human melee combat techniques."

"That's great, let's go in together!"

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Entering the cave, there were many luminous fungi and weeds growing inside, so it was not that dark.

The cave was not big and one could see the end at a glance, so they saw aliens on the other side of the cave as soon as they came in.

At first glance, it looks like an ordinary big-headed alien with pointed teeth.

The only difference is that this Zeta alien is green, wearing a strange space suit, his legs seem to be broken, and he is lying there with his teeth bared.

Seeing Yi Beiwang and others going in, the Zeta alien screamed and tried to take the weapons at hand.

How could Yi Beiwang give it a chance? It was a good opportunity to try out his new skills.

He locked his eyes on the small gun next to the Zeta star and said silently: "Replace!"

In an instant, he exchanged positions with the Zeta star's small gun, and the whole person flashed directly to the side of the Zeta star.

Not only Piper and Curie, but even the Zeta people were stunned, and their "wua wua" turned into "ababa aba".

Before the Zeta could react, Yi Beiwang picked it up and asked, "Do you understand what I'm saying? If you can, tell me what you want to do here. Do you want to rob a bank or something?"

The Zeta alien groaned a few times and hit Yi Beiwang with two big dicks. Although the damage was very low, it was very insulting.

Yi Beiwang also returned two big slaps, and the two people from different planets just played slapping each other.

You hit me and I hit you, it feels like a Hollywood-style fight.

The Zeta alien was quite tough. After being hit by several big holes, his head tilted and he died instantly. He didn't even cry out in pain until the end. He was a real man.

At the same time, the UFO outside exploded directly, leaving Yi Beiwang and his team no chance to recover useful technology.

Yi Beiwang was so angry that he kicked the Zeta alien twice, and then started to touch the corpse.

In addition to several packages of strange-shaped ammunition, he also found a newspaper on the Zeta alien, which contained his fabricated stories about the Zeta alien.

Well, let's not talk about how it got the newspaper. Did this guy come all the way here just to give me a slap? He thinks too highly of me.

Yi Beiwang walked back with the ammunition and newspapers and saw Peip and Curie studying the small pistol.

Seeing Yi Beiwang holding the newspaper he printed, Piper was surprised and said, "Even aliens read my newspaper. Oh my god, I have made it!"

"By the way, Boss, did you just teleport over there? Is this Dragon Country's technology?"

Yi Beiwang neither confirmed nor denied it, and looked at the small gun carefully.

He tried firing a shot at the ground next to him, and a blue ball, not sure whether it was a laser or a laser, slowly flew out and hit the ground, making a small hole.

The damage is okay, but the rate of fire is terrible.

Yi Beiwang named the gun the Alien Destroyer, and then gave it to Curie, asking her to see if it could be modified and replicated.

As for the body of the Zeta alien, he exchanged some formalin for it and soaked it in it, hoping to have a chance to sell it to other forces or something, or at worst use it as a specimen.

After doing all this, Yi Beiwang leaned against the wall and began to support himself with his hands.

Seeing this, Curie asked, "Master Beiwang, what are you doing?"

Yi Beiwang said, "I'm preparing to wash my hair upside down. Curie, come and help me. I'm a little uncomfortable."

Yi Beiwang said that he was a man of his words, and since the aliens really came, he could not break his promise.

This time it can only be said to be an accident. Next time, if there are another... three aliens, he will just eat noodles upside down.

Yi Beiwang was thinking while washing his hair.

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small theater:

In the Predator Interview column, Piper interviewed Yi Beiwang and asked: "After you fought with the Zeta aliens, did it cause any harm to you?"

Yi Beiwang nodded and shouted with great emotion: "I was only in my twenties at that time, and the two big bags of the Zeta people fell on my face."

“Do you know how much psychological damage two big bidou can cause to a young man in his twenties!嘤嘤嘤(┯_┯)!”

Piper: ...6.