Fallout 4: The Wasteland Life of a Pillager

"The sun is shining in the sky and the flowers are smiling at me."

"Little Bird said, Good morning, good morning, why are you carrying a pack of explosives?"

"I want to blow up the school, and the principal doesn't know."

"I know. Just say it, you will be the top three students..."

An ordinary day in the ordinary federal wasteland.

Yi Beiwang was sitting on a tricycle, singing a modified nursery rhyme leisurely.

Piper and the others didn't feel anything, after all, they had heard nursery rhymes that were even more magical than this.

They were heading towards Diamond City along a dilapidated road, taking many turns.

If all goes well, they can arrive by this time tomorrow.

But in this wasteland, only the dead can have smooth sailing, and Yi Beiwang, who is hanging on the wall, is no exception.

Just as they reached the vicinity of Grey Gardens Farm, Yi Beiwang and his friends heard a cry for help coming from the other side.

"Ah, help, help, ah..."

Yi Beiwang said that he had never heard such a heartless cry for help in his life.

When we got to the source of the sound, we found that there was a crazy female predator lying under a wrecked car, shouting in a very contrived manner.

Yi Beiwang looked around and couldn't help laughing.

It's ridiculous. Only a fool would believe in such a cheap trap.

Mike, who was standing by, watched for a while and asked, "Boss, should we save her?"

Yi Beiwang:6.

Ignoring the wailing of the crazy woman, Yi Beiwang squatted beside her and explained, "Watch out, this kind of deception is the lowest of the low in our line of plunder, the worst of the worst."

"There's no one around in broad daylight. Let's not even talk about why she was lying under the car. The area is so clean that there's not even a mole. Doesn't it seem a little suspicious?"

"If I'm not mistaken, when she is rescued she will say: Thank you, kind stranger, my home is not far from here, would you like to come and sit with me?"

At this point, Yi Beiwang patted the crazy woman on the face and said, "Hey, stop pretending to be dead and recite your lines quickly."

The crazy woman's eyes were a little dazed, and there were several syringes lying beside her. It seemed that she was high.

She didn't hear clearly what Yi Beiwang said. She slowly got up, yawned and said, "Thank you, kind strangers. My home is not far from here. Would you like to come and sit with me?"

Piper, Mike, Kara:6.

Yi Beiwang would not tolerate this drug addict. He slapped them a few times and pointed at Piper and the others and said, "Lady, I don't care who you want to rob or how many people you have. Please open your eyes and look at our configuration."

"Laser pistols, rotary machine guns, power armor, electric tricycles... In short, we are the elite among the elites. Are you sure you want to 'help' from such powerful people like us?"

The crazy woman stood up unsteadily, counted the number of Yi Beiwang and others three times, compared them with her fingers, and then nodded.

Yi Beiwang was happy, and thought it was better to have less trouble than more, so he just left quickly.

But the crazy woman's next words made him change his mind.

"I...my home is at the Bean Town Brewery, which is really not far from here..."

A brewery. It sounds like it has a lot of supplies.

Yi Beiwang became interested and took out a tube of Jet from his system backpack. He asked seductively, "I'm also a plunderer. Tell me how many people you have, how big the factory is, and how much supplies are inside. You can open a part when you have time."

"About fifteen or sixteen people, the factory is full of alcohol... You are also a plunderer, I work under Hightower Tom, what about you?"

The crazy woman snatched Jet away and gave herself an injection without saying a word. The effect of the medicine was immediate. She felt refreshed and her eyes became clearer.

Yi Beiwang did not answer, but roughly estimated the strength gap between the two sides.

The raiders certainly didn't have any good equipment, and since they were disorganized and undisciplined, they were easily defeated.

Maybe I can take a truckload of wine to Diamond City.

He approached Piper and the others and asked, "Want to give it a try? Maybe you can turn a bicycle into a motorcycle."

Piper hesitated and said, "That's not good. What if the car flips over?"

Yi Beiwang said confidently: "I am also a plunderer. Is there any problem if a plunderer joins another plunderer?"

"Uh, probably not."

"That's no problem, just let me go meet this so-called colleague!"

Yi Beiwang took out another tube of Jet and handed it to the crazy woman, saying with a smile: "Since we are all in the same business, why don't you lead the way and let us go visit her."

"Okay... by the way, what's your name?"

"Name... Isn't your eldest brother called Towering Tom? You can just call me Lonely Jerry."