Siheyuan: Living in the People's Community, with a Heart for the Red Star

As Squidward stopped working and began to rest, he was suddenly frightened by a slight vibration. He quickly curled up and released a tentacle to sense the danger around him.

About a minute later, without finding any danger, Squidward stretched out his body again and swam around in the cave, hoping to find out what was causing the noise.

As Squidward was searching carefully, there was another strong vibration, and Squidward immediately curled up nervously. After a while, he found no danger and continued to search.

After this happened several times, Squidward finally discovered that the sound was coming from the "rock" under him. The noise was not too far from the octopus's cave, but it was not inside the nest either. The vibration aroused Squidward's strong interest, and he began to dig in the sand along the vibration sound, wanting to find the culprit who disturbed him.

Whenever Squidward gets tired of digging, he will look out of the cave and catch the surrounding fish and shrimp to eat. After eating, he will hide in the cave to rest, and when he wakes up, he will continue digging in the direction of the sound.

Two days later, he finally confirmed that the sound was coming from right under him, not too deep from the ground. So, apart from hunting and resting, Squidward would lie at the place where the vibration came from and secrete mucus to corrode the rock, preparing to break the rock and clear out the uninvited guest in the cave.

Time passed, but the effect was minimal! Every time the rock was broken, it would return to its original state in a very short time. This also gave Squidward a headache, and he would curl up at the vibration point every day to think of a solution.

Unfortunately, the situation did not develop in a good direction. The frequency of vibration became faster and faster, and the rocks under him gradually heated up. This also made Squidward like this Feng Shui treasure land more and more. If the disturbing sound could be removed, it would be even more perfect!

As time went by, Squidward discovered that if his tentacles did not leave the wound, the mucus would not be able to heal. So Squidward caught a lot of food, dragged it into the cave, and began a difficult life of digging holes.

God pays off, and after much hardship, Squidward finally corrodes a hole in the rock beneath him. The hole is very small, just enough for the tip of the tentacle to reach in, but this is also a good start, isn't it?

Squidward began to work hard to expand the hole, and injected the toxins in his body into the cave, vowing to kill the thing that made the sound. As the toxins of the psychedelic octopus were injected into the "rock", the frequency of the beating sound in the rock slowed down significantly. Squidward was overjoyed and increased the amount of toxin input!

The psychedelic octopus is called the psychedelic octopus because its venom can make people numb and enter a state of hallucination, causing uncontrolled delirium and producing a large number of psychedelic fragments. Many of the psychedelic effects produced will remain in the memory, disrupting the normal memory of the poisoned person. Exceeding a certain dose can cause mental disorder, or turn people into a vegetable or even die!

At this moment, in the depths of Lao Yang's consciousness, countless images intertwined, performing various life and death separations, love and hate. Even several or dozens of scenes were active in his brain at the same time!

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Lao Yang stood at the window of the space station, looking at the earth in the distance, and said to a black dog next to him:

"Xiao Hei, look, the Earth is right over there. Isn't it beautiful? We don't know if we can ever get back to Earth!"

As Lao Yang finished speaking, the entire space station began to spew flames and accelerated away from the earth. The speed was getting faster and faster, and in a few minutes the speed reached a terrifying value. The earth shrank rapidly and soon became a star the size of a fist.

A mechanical electronic sound also sounded in the space station:

"Dear passengers, please take note. The third colonization plan for the Earth has begun! Please return to the lobby to participate in the hibernation plan. ..."

The broadcast played three times before stopping, and the background music was faintly heard. From time to time, a virtual map appeared in front of me, guiding the route to the lobby.

Lao Yang picked up the black dog beside him and walked towards the direction indicated by the arrow.

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In front of a towering city gate, Old Yang looked at the huge wooden door and kept admiring it. Teams of soldiers patrolled back and forth, and camel caravans came in and out of the city gate. Foreign merchants sold goods to passers-by or inquired about their destinations.

Old Yang Lala led an old cow in his hand and walked towards the outside of the pass, muttering to the gray old cow:

"I'm about to leave the confinement, and you, the cow, are still following me wholeheartedly. You are also a loyal protector of your master! When I find a good place with good feng shui, I will raise a herd of cows for you, and let you live the life of a master with many wives and concubines!"

The old cow suddenly stopped and took two steps back, trying to escape, but Lao Yang pulled the nose ring rope forward with his hand and continued to walk slowly forward. The old cow resigned itself to its fate and followed behind him with its head down.

"If you want to leave, I won't stop you. There should be a teahouse or a wine shop ahead. Giving you to them is also a home. It's almost like giving you a dish to go with the wine. It can be considered a perfect deed."

The old cow was torn by Lao Yang's pulling and it was in pain. It had no choice but to continue moving forward with Lao Yang.

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"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, something terrible has happened! The Queen has been captured by a monster~~!"

A eunuch came running over in panic, shouting loudly as if his parents had died!

Old Yang, who was drinking and having fun with his close ministers, heard the bad news and immediately became furious! He overturned the table in front of him, stood up and asked sternly:

"Tell me! Where did this wild monster come from? How dare you provoke my army! Which lady was abducted? Tell me quickly!"

The eunuch was so frightened that he knelt on the ground and trembled, and replied in a trembling voice: "Reply... reply... reply to the king's question... the question is... it is... it is that Empress Bao Si was abducted... by a monster with a green face and fangs!

And… and send a message to the king, asking… asking the king to stop provoking them, lest… lest he lose his life! And claim to be the Yellow Robe King, who lives at the foot of Mount Buzhou. "

When Old Yang heard the eunuch's report, he was so angry that he was fuming and his facial features were distorted! He turned around and drew out the sword hanging on the wall, chopped it on the fallen food table, and vented loudly.

"Wow, you bastard! You dare to humiliate me like this and kidnap my concubine! If I hadn't had sex with him, would he think I could control him?

Come, organize the troops and march to Buzhou Mountain! We are determined to fight the Yellow Robe King to the death! "

The eunuch was so frightened that he crawled down to pass on the order.

Several civil officials and military officers immediately knelt down to dissuade him, saying, "Your Majesty, please think twice! The demon must be very powerful. If we make any mistakes, what will happen to the kingdom? Please revoke your order and send other powerful generals to fight the demon and spread the prestige of our country!"

"Please think twice, Your Majesty! Put the kingdom first!"

All the civil and military officials knelt on the ground and begged Lao Yang to revoke his order.

Old Yang drew back his sword, held it in his hand, swept past the ministers who were bowing down, and loudly rebuked:

"If the evil spirit wants to humiliate me, how can I not get rid of it with my own hands? Only then can I relieve the hatred in my heart! My dear ministers, please don't say anything more. I have made up my mind! I will send troops to conquer it tomorrow. There is no need to persuade me anymore. Disperse!"

After saying this, Old Yang turned around and walked towards the harem with his sword in hand, leaving the officials kneeling on the ground looking at each other in bewilderment.