After the crazy criticism of the demon king's mind reading, my weak personality collapsed
Chapter 53 You Are Not as Good as Monkey
"elder sister."
Song Zhexia said in a gentle voice: "We are all civilized people, why are you cursing without saying a word?"
If you can do it with your hands, don't use your mouth.
Tan Xuer put one hand on her waist and shouted with full force, "You were the one who scolded me first!"
"But I'm following your wishes." Song Zhexia said slowly.
Tan Xuer raised her voice even louder, "Did I ask you to scold me? Then you scold me!"
"Okay, okay, Dad will do whatever you say."
Song Zhexia: "You idiot, stop blocking my way. You are preventing this beautiful lady from watching the lanterns."
Tan Xuer pointed at her, "You...you did it on purpose!"
Song Zhexia shrugged, "Sister, if you think so, I can't help it."
"Since you've said I did it on purpose, wouldn't it be a shame if I didn't scold you a few more times?"
"you--!"
Tan Xuer stamped her feet in anger, "You bitch!"
"Alright." Song Zhexia rolled her eyes at her. "That's all you keep saying. If you don't have enough brain capacity, don't force yourself. Next time, remember to have your elders chain you up at home. Don't get sick when you see people. Luckily, I'm very tolerant of species. Just think of it as seeing a monkey."
"How dare you say I'm a monkey!" Tan Xuer said sharply.
"Oh, I was wrong."
Compared to Tan Xuer, Song Zhexia was much calmer, "You are not as good as a monkey."
"..."
On the other side of the street, Wei Jinyou stepped out of the hut, stepping on several corpses, holding a sharp knife between his symmetrical and clear finger bones.
His dark eyes dropped and caught a glimpse of the bloodstains on his sleeves. He couldn't help but stomped hard, crushing the head of the corpse into a pool of mud.
"Your Highness."
Zuo Ren knelt before him and said, "The demon bandits ambushing in the west have been dealt with."
"Ah."
Wei Jinyou wiped the blood off the blade carelessly, his eyebrows slightly raised, "What else?"
Zuo Ren: "Hao Nan just found a group of bandits on the south side of the street, but before they could be captured alive, they committed suicide by taking poison."
For a long time after he finished speaking, the boy in front of him did not respond.
Zuo Ren hesitated for a moment, then mustered up the courage to raise his head a little. When he saw the scene in front of him, his lips trembled involuntarily.
A dirty young white fox appeared on this blood-stained ground at some point.
The little white fox seemed to have an injury on its hind legs, and it walked with a limp. The moment it raised its head, its wet eyes met the boy's calm and cold eyes, and it shrank its neck timidly.
Noticing it, Wei Jinyou stopped wiping the knife.
Seeing that the young man seemed to have no ill will towards him, the little white fox looked at him twice more, then mustered up the courage to rub against his legs and rub the mud off his body.
When Zuo Ren saw this scene, he got goosebumps all over his body.
Oh my God, this unlucky fox is definitely going to die here today.
Their prince's mysophobia is at an abnormal level!
Zuo Ren was still silently guessing how the little white fox died when he heard Wei Jinyou calling him, "Zuo Ren."
The boy's voice was clear and cold, as if it came from the misty fog. "Go find a doctor to check it out."
Zuo Ren's eyes widened in disbelief, "...Yes."
what happened?
Your Highness, a person with such a mysophobia, didn't even kill it? !
He looked at the pitiful little white fox in front of him, then looked at his prince, and couldn't figure out what he was thinking for a long time.
Could it be that his Highness suddenly became kind-hearted and wanted to keep a pet?
That wasn't right. He remembered that his Highness hated this kind of furry animal the most and would ask people to throw it away every time he saw it!
Wei Jinyou had just put away the knife when the blood python on his shoulder reminded him, "Master, the sound transmission note is on."
The young man raised his sleeves slightly, and soon Hao Nan's voice came from inside, "Your Highness!"
The other end seemed to be in the middle of the street, with a noisy background and the sound of women arguing.
Wei Jinyou frowned and was about to kill the sound transmission note when he heard Hao Nan shout, "Your Highness, I saw your fiancée!"
"She, she, she..."
His terrified voice came through the sound transmission note, "Your fiancée is throwing a table at someone in the street!"
Wei Jinyou:?
...
When Wei Jinyou arrived, he saw from a distance that Song Zhexia was rubbing Tan Xuer's head on the table with one hand.
The young man nearby was so scared when he saw it that he quickly pushed the cart and ran away.
"See, I was right." Song Zhexia held her down with one hand and said in a light tone, "You are not even as good as a monkey."
【Host! 】
Suddenly, the turtle in her arms called out, "The hero is behind you!"
Song Zhexia's eyelids twitched.
Feeling the force on the back of her neck ease, Tan Xuer suddenly climbed up from the table and reached out to grab Song Zhexia's hair, "I want to fight you!"
What she didn't expect was that when she turned around, there was a young man in front of her.
"Woooooooo..."
Song Zhexia hid behind the young man, her misty eyes like a mountain stream filled with mist after rain, her voice slightly tearful, as if she had suffered some great injustice, "Brother Wei, look how fierce she is."
[Haha, rubbish, that's all?!]
[I can kill you with just one hand!]
Wei Jinyou: “…”
You're not bad either.
"Little bitch!"
Tan Xuer was so angry that she almost vomited blood, "What are you pretending to be?"
"Hmm." Song Zhexia wiped her tears, grabbed Wei Jinyou's sleeves, and said pitifully: "Senior Brother Wei, she also scolded me, it's too much."
[Stupid, you are the only one who can scream, you are the only one who can scream!]
[If it weren't for Wei Goubi being here, I would have been real with you in a minute!]
Wei Jinyou didn't even look at Tan Xuer. He half-lowered his eyes, glanced at the corner of the clothes that was grasped by Song Zhexia, and raised his eyebrows slightly.
"Yo."
Tan Xuer was completely out of control, she put her hands on her hips and cursed, "You're still calling for help, you two dogs are teaming up to bully me, right?"
“Oh, oh, oh.” Song Zhexia tugged at the corner of Wei Jinyou’s clothes again and said softly, “Look, Senior Brother Wei, it’s ok for her to scold me, but she actually called you a dog!”
[Haha, it's still fierce. Believe it or not, I will release the guard dogs to bite you!]
Wei Jinyou: “…”
Who is it that calls himself a dog every day?
When the atmosphere was tense, a male voice suddenly came from behind the three people, "Xu'er?"
Song Zhexia turned around and saw a man wearing a disciple robe similar to Tan Xuer's. He frowned slightly.
Oh my god.
Isn’t this the sperm brother we met outside the cave before?
Seeing Wei Jinyou, the sperm brothers clearly showed hostility, walked to Tan Xuer, and asked with concern: "Xuer, what happened?"
Seeing him coming, Tan Xuer forced out some tears and said aggrievedly: "Brother Su... forget it, I'm fine."
She pointed at Song Zhexia and said, "That female cultivator didn't like me very much. She also took a fancy to the lantern in my hand. I wanted to give it to her, but she didn't want it and even cursed me with ugly words."
Hearing this, Su Xunshan immediately became angry, "Is this true?"
He was furious. He turned his back and shouted at the person hiding behind Wei Jinyou, "You are the one who dares to bully our Xu'er?!"
Seeing this sperm brother getting anxious, Song Zhexia also whimpered aggrievedly, "Senior Brother Wei, I'm scared."
[You have a loud voice, that’s great. If you keep yelling like that, I’ll beat you up too! ! ! ]
Wei Jinyou: “…”
Song Zhexia whimpered and continued to whisper, "I didn't mean to say that she was slutty and touched other men's hands."
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