I'm a mascot

"Ah, Hua Luo, I'm going to kill you, ah..." Starting from the third month after becoming his apprentice, Yi Yunxiao would call out like this almost every day for the past two years, because he could see a stranger's face in the bronze mirror almost every day. Of course, Leng Yan was not lucky enough to escape it. Well, this was of course to practice the art of disguise, and it was impossible that he was avenging the finger that was shot two years ago.

But the lessons I study every day are not that much. Of course, I practiced Qinggong to avoid Yi Yunxiao and Leng Yan. Now they can't catch up with me.

Of course, I practiced disguise on Leng Yan and Yi Yunxiao. When I succeeded in turning Yi Yunxiao into an old woman and Leng Yan into a woman, the next morning, the two of them started fighting as soon as they met. The sound of fighting woke me up. I forgot what happened before and ran over to ask stupidly, "Master, why are you practicing with my senior brother so early in the morning? Hey, Master, senior brother, how you look now...ah..." Before I finished speaking, I yawned loudly. As I was yawning, I suddenly remembered that this was my masterpiece. I wanted to turn around and run, but it was too late and I was caught by Leng Yan.

From then on, I practiced Qinggong desperately, and later they all sighed as they looked at my back. In order to prevent me from teasing him, Yi Yunxiao taught me the basics of poison and detoxification, but after I learned it, I suggested practicing other poisons, and the effect was good after trying it, so Yi Yunxiao followed my instructions.

But one day, when I put the freshly refined poison on the cabinet with Yi Yunxiao, Leng Yan came in with a monkey in his arms. When I wasn't paying attention, the monkey ran away and jumped onto the cabinet where I put the poison. As luck would have it, it broke the bottle of poison that Yi Yunxiao had just put there.

I saw it and shouted, "Run." Yi Renxiao pulled Leng Yan, and the three of us ran out of the bamboo building, blowing the wind, looking at the bamboo building for a while, and the three of us laughed. Yi Yunxiao and Leng Yan laughed that my poison failed, but at this time the small animals in the bamboo building ran out and crawled not far from us and did not move. I was still smug, but Leng Yan and Yi Yunxiao were scared, and they never let me touch poison again. I stayed outside for a few days. I still couldn't go back to the bamboo building, so I built a new bamboo house.

This morning, I successfully tricked Leng Yan again. Leng Yan thought that an outsider had entered the master's room, so he raised his sword and started fighting with Yi Yunxiao. In the end, the two of them fought to the riverside. Yi Yunxiao then realized what was happening and turned around to see me rolling on the ground laughing.

"Hua Luo, I'm going to kill you." Yi Yunxiao roared. Leng Yan was stunned, looking at the angry Yi Yunxiao. Yes, the voice was Yi Yunxiao, but the face was that of an old lady.

I saw Yi Yunxiao flying towards me. I turned and ran, and Yi Yunxiao could only stare at my back in a daze. Yi Yunxiao saw that she could not catch up. She had no choice but to turn around and walk back to the river to wash her face.

I turned around and flew back, hiding in the branches of a big tree to watch the show. Leng Yan came under the tree and found me. He was surprised and opened his mouth to laugh. I quickly made a gesture to silence him. I forgot that Leng Yan couldn't talk. Leng Yan smiled slightly and turned around to see Yi Yun, who had just washed her face, walking towards him with a smile. He came under the tree and looked in the direction I had just escaped.

He complained to Leng Yan, "Leng Yan, tell me if my life is miserable. Alas, I have only accepted two disciples in my life. Both of them are smart, but one can't pass on the sect. As for the other one, well, I asked her to learn sword, but she almost had a Farewell My Concubine. I tried to practice poison, and now it's been almost two years. The bamboo house has become a poison house and no one can live in it. Only her lightness skills and disguise are of some use. Don't count on her medical skills. Alas!" After saying that, he left.

I jumped off the tree and looked up at Leng Yan and said, "Brother, don't worry, I am so smart, I will definitely learn medical skills and cure you."

Leng Yan nodded and smiled when he heard that, and patted my head. Then he took my hand and walked back.