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I slapped myself on the head and yelled, "Damn it! How could I have forgotten about you? Those men in black were here to find you. If I had known, I would have handed you over to them and I wouldn't have had to do anything."

The young man's face changed again and again when he heard that. At this time, Li Moxiao, Sun Xiaowu, and Dazhuang's three pig-catching teams also came back. However, the three of them only caught one piglet, and all three of them were injured.

"Master, Master, who is this? Is this my grandmaster?" Sun Xiaowu's words made the man's face even uglier.

I casually slapped Sun Xiaowu on the head and said unhappily, "Your master is much more handsome than him. I bought this for two taels of silver. I was just curious about the poison in his body."

"Huh," I heard a series of deep breathing sounds behind me. I turned around and realized that they were made by Li Moxiao, Lu Feng, and Lu Yu.

"Kill these two sheep and keep their intestines to make catgut string. I will need them. Uncle, you two can do whatever you want. I have something to do." After saying that, he left with the jar of wine.

"Hey, senior sister, I put the pig there," Li Moxiao chased after her.

"Is he a girl?" the boy and the man shouted together.

"Of course my master is a woman. It is your blessing that my master can save you." Sun Xiaowu said.

"What are you, a human, a monkey, or a monster?" the man looked at Sun Xiaowu and asked.

"I am the Monkey King, Sun Xiaowu," Sun Xiaowu said proudly. As soon as he finished speaking, a stone hit him on the head. A voice came out.

"Stinky monkey, if you don't come in and help me, then I'll give it a try."

"No, I'll be there soon." Sun Xiaowu crawled into the hall.

"Who are you and why are you here?" a little girl's voice sounded from behind the carriage.

"Little sister, who are you? We are here to seek medical treatment." said the man.

"Oh, so they really are doctors." The child nodded and went in.

"Master, what should we do?" said the man.

"Uncle Wen, since I was poisoned, he is the only one who knows that I was hit by a Gu. He is not a simple person either. Just now he said you can do whatever you want. I think he knows that I know you." said the young man.

"Come on, master, I'll help you in." Uncle Wen said.

I was unhappy because the little girl with a sharp tongue came in and looked at me and asked, "Are you a girl?"

I almost slapped her and sent her flying. In the end, I took out my anger on Sun Xiaowu. Sun Xiaowu touched his butt and said, "Why am I the one who got hurt?"

"What do you want from me? I'm busy." I said unhappily.

"Grandpa wants to see you." said the little girl.

"Wait for a while. I'll go see him, or he'll come. As you can see, I have several injured people here. Don't worry, we won't leave for a year or two." I said.

"Okay, I'll talk to grandpa," the little girl said, then turned and left.

I don't understand why they want to see me. They have been looking for me since I came back yesterday.

At this time, Dazhuang and Huanhuan, who were both injured, came over. They knelt down and kowtowed, shouting loudly.

Sun Xiaowu translated, "Master, they said they wanted to go back from the place you mentioned. They also said they were injured while catching the pigs this time, and they wanted you to teach them some sword moves."

I walked over, touched Huanhuan's head and said, "Okay, let's go outside."

"Junior sister, be careful," he said coldly.

"Don't worry, I'll be careful," I said confidently.

"Uncle Master, are you afraid that the sword will be broken by Master?" Sun Xiaowu said anxiously.

I ignored this idiot because I knew Leng Yan was talking about my first sword fight. Da Zhuang followed him out with him in his arms. I looked at their backs and knew that there was something that needed to be made urgently, and that was a wheelchair.

I came to the outside of the hall, took Huanhuan's frog bone sword, and walked to the center of the field. I thought about what sword techniques were suitable for the two monkeys. Finally, I thought of the sword techniques I watched on TV before coming here, and I analyzed a few moves.

Said to Huan Huan, "I will use a few simple moves. Your future enemies will probably also be monkeys."

After a few moves, the sword moves were changed beyond recognition, but they were still very crude and simple. Da Zhuang and Huan Huan were very happy and quickly learned how to use the sword.

Leng Yan was stunned and said to himself, "Junior sister has learned swordsmanship."

Sun Xiaowu asked, "Master, what kind of swordsmanship is this? It's so powerful."

Looking at the branches that were suddenly broken by the wind, he casually said, "Demon-slaying sword technique."