Entertainment Circle: You call me a bad actor? I sing well.

Chapter 19 No, You Should Call Me Teacher Xiaoqiang

After Xu Yanyu agreed to participate in the "Masked Singer" program, the program crew worked very efficiently and the two parties signed the contract quickly.

Time passed quickly, and it was time for program recording in a blink of an eye.

Because this episode will be aired on Friday, all contestants must gather on site to record the show on Wednesday.

On this day, Xu Yanyu wrapped herself in a black robe, with her hair tightly wrapped in the same black cloth, and went out to the program recording location.

Her entire body was covered except for her eyes and mouth.

She was wearing clothes that were customized for her by the "Masked Singer" program under her black robe.

She walked out the door and hailed a car.

After getting in the car, the driver drove the car, glancing in the direction of the rearview mirror from time to time.

Seeing that they were about to reach the S platform designated by the passengers, he could no longer hold back and asked, "Pretty girl, aren't you hot in this outfit?"

The temperature outside is close to 35 degrees Celsius now. Bananas will turn into banana paste if left in the sun.

In such a high temperature, this pretty girl was wrapped tighter than a mummy. He seriously suspected that she was a fugitive criminal.

"It's not hot, Master, just concentrate on driving." Xu Yanyu didn't know the driver's little thoughts, she moved her butt uncomfortably.

Seeing her like this, the driver became even more curious.

"Pretty girl, if you're not feeling well, take off your outer clothes. It'll look weird walking when you're wrapped up like this in this hot weather."

Xu Yanyu shook his head and lowered his voice and said, "Master, just drive."

Of course Xu Yanyu felt hot, and she didn't want to wrap herself up so tightly.

But she didn't want to expose herself by participating in the show "Masked Singer".

To be on the safe side, she changed her clothes at home so that no one would recognize her when she got to the backstage of the show.

The driver was also a sensible man. Seeing that the passengers didn't want to talk, he concentrated on driving.

The program was to start recording at two o'clock in the afternoon, and Xu Yanyu arrived at the recording location of Channel S at one o'clock.

"My name is Xiaolu, and I'm your receptionist. May I ask who you are..." Looking at Xu Yanyu who was wrapped tightly, a 25-year-old woman with an S station work badge around her neck asked hesitantly.

"It's me, codenamed Sexy Cockroach."

Xu Yanyu pulled off his black robe, revealing the yellow cockroach-like costume he was wearing underneath.

There are two angular tentacles on the khaki head cover, and three tentacles extend from each side of the semicircular body.

She wore a mask made of yellow metal with soft and flowing lines on her face.

The inside of the mask is outlined by metal lines to depict the insect's unique shell and texture. Each piece of shell appears to have been carefully carved, presenting a unique texture and layering.

These metal lines sparkle with the unique metallic luster under the light.

Her face was covered so tightly that it was impossible to see her real appearance.

Xu Yanyu took a few steps forward, and her two legs wrapped in black stockings were faintly visible.

God, she was also wearing a pair of black high heels.

Xiao Lu was a little shocked when she saw Xu Yanyu like this.

It took her a while to find her voice again, and she trembled as she shouted, "Sexy teacher..."

"No, you should call me Teacher Xiaoqiang." Xu Yanyu stretched out a thin white hand and waved it in front of Xiaolu.

Her voice, converted through the voice changer, sounded mechanical and cold, and it was completely unrecognizable as her original voice.

Xiao Lu was silent again.

She looked at Xu Yanyu inquiringly.

She really couldn't think of any female singer who had the courage to dress up in such a silly and image-ruining look to appear on the "Masked Singer" program.

You should know that since the launch of the "Masked Singer" program, many female singers have appeared on the stage.

Even if their faces are not shown, everyone's dress style is either gorgeous or exquisite.

No singer has ever been as shameless as Teacher Xiaoqiang today.

So she was very curious about who this person's true identity was.

Judging from her height, she should be around 1.72 meters tall, with long and slender legs...

Could it be that actress from the capital with beautiful legs?

But his singing ability is questionable and he cannot perform on this stage!

Xiao Lu kept guessing in her mind, but it did not delay her reception work.

She led Xu Yanyu to the rest room that belonged to her. "Teacher Xiaoqiang, please wait here for a while. When all the contestants are here later, we can draw lots to arrange our performances on stage."

"Okay." Xu Yanyu nodded.

After Xiao Lu finished her explanation, she still looked at Xu Yanyu's face unwillingly.

Which celebrity in the circle is Teacher Xiaoqiang?

Although other contestants will also wear prop costumes, everyone can guess their identities based on their tone, habits and other details.

More importantly, no other contestant covered himself more tightly than Teacher Xiaoqiang, with not a single piece of skin exposed.

Xiaolu stood aside, looking at Teacher Xiaoqiang expectantly, waiting for Teacher Xiaoqiang to take off his clothes.

She just didn't believe that Teacher Xiaoqiang could still sit on the sofa and wait in all those jingling clothes.

Xu Yanyu slowly walked towards the sofa, and habitually tried to untie the chain of the costume with her right hand, but she stopped as soon as she touched the chain.

You can't take it off, even though you're already backstage at the show, but the people here are a mixed bunch.

Who knows if anyone will leak the news of her participation in the competition? It’s better to be safe than sorry!

Xu Yanyu ignored her hot back and sat on the sofa as if nothing had happened.

Xiaolu showed a disappointed expression on her face, and she tiptoed out of the lounge and closed the door.

As soon as she came out, she met her colleague Xiao Fang who came out of another lounge.

"Let me tell you, the new contestant in "Li Zi Ripe" is actually Min Zishang. Oh my God, the director actually invited Min Zishang." Xiao Fang said excitedly as soon as he saw Xiao Lu.

When Xiaofang was in school, Min Zishang's songs were popular all over the country.

It can be said that Min Zishang’s songs ran through Xiao Fang’s entire youth.

Min Zishang is a singer-songwriter, but unfortunately he is a typical example of a singer whose songs are famous but he himself is not.

So it was a great surprise for Xiao Fang that the program invited such a contestant.

"Who is Min Zishang?" Xiao Lu looked at Xiao Fang puzzledly, not understanding why she was so excited.

"He's the singer who sang 'The Boy Who Loves to Play Guitar', 'The Lonely Night for the Lonely Me'..." Xiao Fang explained to Xiao Lu using gestures.

Xiao Lu suddenly realized and continued, "The competition for the singing king this time is very fierce. It's a pity that Min Zishang's strength is still not as good as Kong Que Zi Zhaoyao from the previous issue."

When Xiao Fang heard her words, his face immediately fell.

Kong Que has won the title of King of Singers for several consecutive episodes, and the other contestants have become her foils.

What's more, after two rounds of competition, the audience guessed her true identity based on her stage presence and singing voice.

As a famous singer in Taiwan, the audience will only be more active in voting for her in the next competition.

So let alone Min Zishang, even if all the contestants on the scene were added together, they might not win.

Xiao Fang sighed, then looked at Xiao Lu, "Who is the sexy Xiao Qiang? Is it possible to be better than Peacock's swagger?"

The contestant Xiao Fang received was none other than Kong Que Zi Zhao Yao, who liked to act like a big shot.

Xiao Fang really hopes that a contestant will come to suppress Peacock's arrogant fireworks.

They were in the backstage and knew the contestants' information quite well, so Xiao Fang asked casually.

"Uh... I don't know." Xiao Lu touched her head awkwardly.

"That's right. We are not professional judges, so we dare not say which singer sings well." Xiao Fang said to himself.

Xiao Lu waved her hands and explained, "No, not only do I not know how Sexy Xiaoqiang sings, I don't even know her true identity."

Xiao Fang suddenly became mute.

On the other side, Xu Yanyu was sitting alone in the lounge, looking around.

She sat on the sofa, opposite which was a large screen.

She had made up for the show "Masked Singer" and knew that during the competition, the screen would broadcast the situation on the stage.

There’s still a long time before the program officially starts recording, so since we’re free anyway, we might as well find some fun.

Xu Yanyu took out his mobile phone and logged into the Langbo backend.

As soon as she logged into her account, a series of ding-dong sounds were heard in the background, which were all private messages from fans and reminders of them tagging her.

"It must be Wei Li scolding me again!"

Xu Yanyu guessed the content of everyone's private messages without even opening them.

She sang a song "Red Dust Smile" in the live broadcast room before. Some fans who wanted to watch the fun edited the whole song and sent it to Langbo, and did not forget to tag Wei Li's wife.

This really annoyed Wei Li, as he no longer posted any muse or new creative inspirations on a daily basis.

He stared at Xu Yanyu and scolded her for several days in a row.

Xu Yanyu clicked on a random post, and her personal Weibo homepage immediately jumped to Wei Li's homepage.

[Xu Yanyu, I advise you not to sing. What song are you singing? The song "Red Dust Smile" is full of feminist arrogance from composition to conception, just like you who are unreasonable.]

The above is the first one, followed by the second, third, fourth...

[Xu Yanyu's singing skills are not good. The sound of a hen being pinched by the neck is more pleasant than her singing.

In the future, tell her to keep quiet and not embarrass herself! 】

[Some people have bad character, bad behavior, and don’t cherish old friendships.

That’s why she was deserted by everyone, and even the agency that trained her wanted to sue her. 】

[Please stop inserting the audio of "Red Dust Smile" under my personal account!

Every time I listen to "Red Dust Laughter", I will have nightmares for several days in a row.

Who will compensate me for my mental damages if I listen to such an unpleasant song? 】

……

Many people who were watching the fun responded with laughter under Wei Li's comment section.

"Teacher Wei, you don't like "Red Dust Smile" but your wife likes it! It seems that she liked a video of "Red Dust Smile"."

"Teacher Wei, I have to say that the song "Red Dust Smile" is still very nice. I hope you can put aside your personal prejudice and analyze this song for us from a professional perspective."

"Who are you scolding as a female boxer? There should be a female boxer to teach Teacher Wei, so that he can feel what real boxing is like."

"Yanyu, come and reply quickly. Wei Li misses you again! Do you want to increase your followers in your live broadcast room? Come and reply @徐艳玉 quickly."

……

Xu Yanyu scanned all the interesting messages and then returned to her own blog homepage to post a message.

[Teacher Wei, thank you for your advice! But I have to explain that I think I sang well, and I also believe that you are saying one thing and thinking another.

Otherwise, you wouldn't play the same song on repeat for so long, analyzing it so clearly from the sound to the expression to the breath to the intention.

When I was doing English reading comprehension, I was not as patient, careful and loyal as you...

So I believe you really love the song "Red Dust Smile". 】

As soon as she sent this message, someone commented.

"Hahaha, Yan Yu, you're right, he loves it!"

“To be honest, if it hadn’t been repeated three hundred and sixty times.

He also couldn't hear that you took a breath at the 3rd minute and 30 seconds, and that you noticed that your pronunciation in the tenth line of the lyrics was a little unclear.

In the end you won’t realize that you almost burped at the end…Ahahahaha, I laughed so hard!”

"Teacher Wei, please reply soon! I love watching it and want to watch it. I like watching you guys discuss art and life these past two days... @Wei Li."

At this time, Wei Li was also in the backstage of "Masked Singer", waiting for the program to start recording.

He is very busy now and has no time to log into Longbo.

He is discussing the content of the art professional field with other tutors.

So even if the Langbo notification sounded, reminding him that someone he particularly followed had sent him a message, he would have no time at all to check the Langbo messages.

Xu Yanyu just sat on the sofa and browsed her phone. Finally, half an hour before the game started, Xiao Lu pushed open the door for Xu Yanyu to rest again.

Xiaolu whispered, "Teacher Xiaoqiang, we can draw lots now."

"Oh, come on!" Xu Yanyu moved her eyes away from the phone.

Under Xiaolu's guidance, Xu Yanyu drew the competitors and the order of performance through a mobile phone app.

"Teacher, you will be the second one to go on stage in the third group. Your teammate will be the one with the thorny rose." Xiao Lu looked at Xu Yanyu sympathetically and told her the result of the draw in a low voice.

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