My Seven Sisters Are Stunningly Beautiful (The Return of the Gods)

The afterglow of sunset, the setting sun falls!

Kun Youchang, who had been unconscious for most of the day, finally woke up.

"Is this the underworld? I'm told it's pretty beautiful!"

Lu Yun on the side was speechless for a moment.

"I say, Captain You Chang! You haven't…"

Before he could even utter the word "die", he was interrupted by Kun Youchang.

"Boy! Did you die in battle too? It's all my fault. I failed you!"

"No! Captain You Chang! You..."

Lu Yun wanted to explain, but was intercepted by Kun Youchang: "Boy! You don't have to say anything. For your kindness in this life, I will repay you in the next life by working like a cow or a horse!"

"If this captain still remembers it after reincarnation!"

Lu Yun: "..."

"actually……"

"Boy! You don't need to comfort me. This is the karma of my laziness, indulgence in alcohol and sex, and failure to practice well. I have made you bear the consequences together with me. I owe you..."

Lu Yun sighed and was completely speechless!

When he said one word, Kun Wuchang would wait for three sentences.

He didn't even give Lu Yun a chance to explain.

Ta! Lu Yun didn't bother to do that. He waited for Kun Youchang to finish speaking before he explained.

Kun Youchang talked for an hour, from life to ideals, from ideals to life, from life to work, from work to interpersonal relationships, money and beauty...

I was almost ready to write my autobiography, but later on, when there was really nothing left to say, I started talking about some shameful things.

That minister has an affair with someone in the royal family, someone's youngest son is someone else's illegitimate child, and so on...

It can be said that all the little things between Kun and Kun were revealed.

After listening to it, Lu Yun felt deeply that "The Legend of Zhen Huan", a unprecedented palace fighting drama, was still too conservative.

Later, Kun Youchang was a little puzzled: "What's going on? I'm dead, why am I still thirsty!"

I've been talking non-stop for over an hour, it would be strange if I didn't feel dry mouth!

"Boy! You're going to be reincarnated soon, so don't keep any secrets to yourself. Tell them out loud, or you'll have no chance!"

Kun Youchang looked at Lu Yun expectantly.

"Are you sure you want me to speak!? Captain Yuchang!"

"Of course! Hurry up! This captain can't wait any longer!"

Kun Youchang is just like an old lady at the intersection of the alley, with a stool and gossip to chat about all day long!

"You can't interrupt me!"

With the lessons learned from the past, Lu Yun was obviously more cautious.

"Whoever interrupts you is a puppy! Hurry up!"

"Okay! Actually, Captain You Chang, you didn't..."

"Boy..."

"Ok?"

Seeing that Kun Youchang was about to interrupt him again, Lu Yun just gave him a look, and Kun immediately became obedient.

Lu Yun was too lazy to talk nonsense with him and went straight to the point!

"You're not dead at all!"

"Haha! Boy! That's fine. You can joke so seriously. I admit that you have successfully made me laugh!"

"He's not dead! How is that possible? Look at this blood-red setting sun. When has it ever appeared before? I'm afraid it can only be seen in hell!"

Kun Youchang patted Lu Yun on the shoulder and said, "Boy! Don't stop. Tell me a few more jokes to make this captain happy!"

But looking at Lu Yun's serious expression, Kun Youchang felt a little nervous.

"Boy! Could it be that we are really not dead?"

"What else? Do you think hell can have such a beautiful scenery?"

"I've been to that place. It's pitch black, with corpses everywhere and evil spirits roaming everywhere! That's the real hell!"

Lu Yun said calmly.

"Fuck!" Kun Youchang shouted. Obviously, he didn't hear the second half of Lu Yun's sentence at all.

Completely immersed in joy.

But he couldn't be happy anymore.

Because he remembered what he had just said to Lu Yun.

"Kid! How much do you remember of what the captain just said to you?"

"I can recite it by heart!"

Kun Youchang was petrified on the spot.

"Boy! Let me ask you one more question. How much do you remember?"

This time Lu Yun changed the words - familiar with them!

"Boy! I'm not the captain saying anything to you, but why are you so rude? With your personality, you will never achieve anything great! Do you understand?"

"You should pretend to have amnesia at this time, understand? You need to learn to see colors!"

Kun Youchang began to teach incessantly.

"Captain, I will ask you again..."

"No respect for the whole cow!"

This made Kun Youchang so angry that he stomped his feet!

"Boy! You! You deserve to be a team member for life!"

"My pleasure!"

Kun Youchang: "..."

"I beg you, Captain! Boy, just treat those words I just said as farts, okay?"

"Captain You Chang, my stomach hasn't been feeling well lately!"

"What do you mean?"

"This fart is so smelly and long!"

Kun Youchang: "..."

"Alright! You're awesome, boy!"

"Don't try to get anything from me from now on, or you'll cry!"

If soft tactics don’t work, Kun is always prepared to use hard tactics.

"Captain You Chang, that's enough! It's just a trivial matter. If you ask me to mention it, I won't hesitate to tell you! Let's hurry up and get on with our journey!"

Lu Yun didn't want to continue dwelling on this useless topic, so he interrupted him directly.

"It took so long to go back and forth, and now we should be half a day later than the original plan."

"Hurry! Yes, we have to get back to the palace!"

After being reminded of this, Kun Youchang finally remembered.

But after taking two steps, Kun Youchang stopped and asked, "Where the hell are we?"

Lu Yun: "..."

"You came here from underground, don't you know where this is?"

"At that time, I was only thinking about escaping, and I didn't pay attention to the direction at all!"

Kun Youchang's words completely left Lu Yun speechless.

It also refreshed my understanding of this weird Kun Youchang.

Is this something that can be solved by one person?

It’s as if he is not a human being!

Lu Yun almost lost his temper!

He couldn't run away anymore, he was caught up by Sada. If Kun Youchang really ran away, with his unique brain circuit, he would probably turn back to confirm the direction and fall into the trap!

This was not Lu Yun's groundless guess, but a conclusion he drew based on his understanding of Kun Youchang's character.

"Boy! What now?"

Kun Youchang looked at the barren Gobi Desert, feeling somewhat at a loss.

"What should we do? We should go back the same way! What else can we do?"

Lu Yun said calmly that after two days of training, his tolerance for Kun Youchang had reached an unprecedented level.

Now Lu Yun thought to himself that no matter what outrageous actions Kun Youchang took, he would not be surprised.

"Luckily I remember the way here, otherwise if the other Kunkuns knew about it, I would be lost at the doorstep! I would be so embarrassed!"

"No, absolutely not! Isn't this just walking into a trap?"

"Boy! Are you crazy?!"

Kun Youchang said righteously.

"Haha! Captain Wuchang, have you ever thought about this question, why was I able to save your life when you were in imminent danger?"

"Boy! Are you trying to say that we have telepathy?"

Lu Yun: "..."