My Seven Sisters Are Stunningly Beautiful (The Return of the Gods)

"Drunk Dice! Wake up! Drunken Dice! Someone is challenging you!"

The sloppy man with disheveled hair and reeking of alcohol in the corner stood up without saying a word, with flies flying all over the place around him.

"Who? He disturbed my sweet dream. I will tear him into pieces!" Zui Di said sleepily, looking like he was very irritable after waking up.

Lu Yun frowned. Judging from the aura emitted by this Drunken Dice, he should be at the level of Half-Step Golden Immortal.

But since he can become the top star of the Xuanyi Tavern, I think he must have some skills.

"Madam Boss! What are the rules of our shop?" Lu Yun shifted his gaze from the drunken dice and looked at the lady boss.

"The rules of the Xuanyi Tavern are that there are no rules! Whoever is thrown out of the tavern first loses!"

Said the proprietress in red cheongsam.

"I like this rule!" Lu Yun said with a slight smile on his face, "Madam Boss! Warm up a bottle of wine for me! Once we beat this drunkard out, it should be just right for me to drink!"

When these words were spoken, everyone in the Xuanyi Tavern was stunned.

Loud laughter once again swept every corner of the tavern.

"That's the funniest joke I've ever heard in my life!"

"Ignorance is bliss! This kid doesn't understand what kind of opponent he is facing!"

"I've seen this kid being thrown out by the drunk dice, walking away in disgrace like a rat with its tail between its legs."

The bar owner smiled and joked, "Sure! No problem! I'm just worried that you don't have the ability to drink my warm wine!"

"Who can say for sure what hasn't happened yet?"

Lu Yun muttered to himself.

He actually took the initiative to attack Drunken Dice.

The drunks who saw this scene laughed and said, "It looks like this battle is going to end before it even begins!"

"Faced with drunk dice, you actually dare to take the initiative to attack! You really don't know how to write the word death!"

Even the drunkard was too lazy to speak. He squinted his eyes and lay on the table again, continuing his dream.

Drunken Die, who was originally sleepy and shaky, as if he would fall to the ground and fall asleep if the wind blew, actually avoided Lu Yun's attack with a seemingly unintentional turn.

Before Lu Yun could be surprised, a soft big hand patted him on the forehead.

To outsiders it looked like a drunk dice was stroking Lu Yun's head.

But only Lu Yun himself knew what kind of terrifying power was contained in Zui Di's big hand.

Under this huge force, Lu Yun's miracle doctor flew backwards uncontrollably and headed straight for the door of the tavern.

"it's over!"

"It's so boring!"

......

Even Drunken Dice turned around and prepared to return to his original seat to continue sleeping.

But at this moment, Lu Yun actually forced himself to steady himself just when he was about to touch the door.

He used his strong body to absorb this huge force!

"It's not over yet!" Lu Yun's voice was not loud, but it made everyone in the tavern excited.

This kid didn’t even go out to be photographed?

This is the voice of everyone in the tavern.

The next sentence made everyone present look at Lu Yun twice.

"And that's my seat you're going to sit in!"

Crazy! Crazy to no end!

If you don’t know, you might think that the one who was just knocked out was a drunk dice!

Lu Yun's words successfully angered Zui Di, and his originally bronze skin turned red visibly.

"Oh shit! No! The drunk dice is hot, run!"

"This kid is so outspoken, why should we take the blame for him?"

"Stop complaining! Run! Or it will be too late!"

"I must teach this brat a lesson later! If he can survive the hands of the drunken dice!"

......

The proprietress sighed sadly: "This is the shop I just built! Now I have to rebuild it again."

"When drunk, he can lift a pot with a force of a thousand pounds!"

A hoarse voice came out of the drunken Dice.

He staggered towards Lu Yun.

Each seemingly effortless step left a huge footprint on the ground.

"I have never lost in a competition of brute force!" Lu Yun clenched his fists suddenly, and his upper body clothes burst apart instantly. His tangled muscles twitched wildly, and his perfect muscle curves showed the aesthetics of violence.

boom!

The floor of the Xuanyi Tavern collapsed and flew away, and the tables, chairs and benches turned into sawdust the moment they were touched by the energy.

"what!!!"

Lu Yun roared, and all the muscles in his body seemed to come alive, jumping wildly, and infinite power burst out from them.

boom!

Drunken Dice's body with a red tail smashed through the wall and fell heavily in the backyard of the Xuanyi Tavern.

This horrifying scene made the drunkards who escaped from the Xuanyi Tavern stare in amazement.

"How can this be?"

"That kid actually defeated the drunken dice!"

"Did I drink fake alcohol and have hallucinations?"

As he said this, the drunk slapped himself hard.

"It doesn't hurt! It turns out that I'm hallucinating because of the fake wine! I'm going to go find the boss lady and ask for an explanation!"

But before the drunk could turn around, someone grabbed him by the collar.

"You're not fucking hurting! You hit me!"

Two drunks started fighting for no reason.

Lu Yun walked out of the tavern holding a pot of wine and drinking it.

Looks very comfortable.

"Good! Boss lady! The temperature of your wine is just right!" Lu Yun said as he drank the wine in the pot.

Lu Yun's action once again shocked everyone, including the proprietress.

Because everyone knew that the temperature of the wine had reached at least a thousand degrees! The flame used to burn the wine was not an ordinary flame, but the Golden Crow Fire, which was famous for its high temperature.

Most people simply cannot withstand such hot alcohol, let alone the very strongest liquor.

Even if I play drunk dice for a week, I would only dare to drink one pot of wine.

But the young man in front of him drank a whole pot of wine in one breath, and he drank it immediately after the wine was brewed.

"Huh!" Lu Yun exhaled a breath of hot air and said it was so enjoyable.

It had been a long time since he had drunk such strong liquor. As for the high temperature, it was just a drop in the bucket for him who possessed the strange fire!

"Madam Boss! I don't think I can stay in this tavern today. I'll come back tomorrow to stay here!"

Lu Yun was about to leave, but was unexpectedly stopped by the proprietress in a red cheongsam.

"Don't leave in such a hurry, little brother! Although accommodation and drinks are free in my shop, the damaged furniture and the cost of repairing it must be paid by the person who damaged it!"

Lu Yun: "???"

"You didn't make it clear before?"

"You didn't even give me a chance to tell me! I thought you knew?"

The landlady said with a smile.

Lu Yun: "..."

I said in my mind: I know nothing!

"Go ask that drunkard, he broke most of the furniture!"

"Sorry, little brother! The rule of the Xuanyi Tavern is that the winner pays for the repairs. This is just for the sake of celebration and to add some spice!"

"So, I have to pay this money today?"

"That's right!"

The proprietress said with a smile on her face.