Siheyuan: Sending my younger brother to the countryside to raise pigs

In the yard, Yan Jiekuang found a wooden stick from somewhere and waved it in the air, making continuous "humming and haying" sounds from his mouth.

Although it is funny, one can still vaguely tell from his serious actions that he is probably playing the role of a hero.

When Yan Jiecheng saw him, Yan Jiekuang's eyes suddenly lit up and he rushed towards him waving a wooden stick.

"Hey, I planted this tree and built this road. If you want to pass through here, you have to leave money for passage."

Well, he was overthinking it. This guy was not a hero at all, he was clearly a thief.

"Where did you come from, little thief, to dare to stop your master..."

Bah, he almost became Yan Fugui’s father by accident. He doesn’t want such a stingy son who always shortchanges the paper money he burns during festivals.

"Blocking your big brother's way? You're lighting a candle in a toilet - looking for death (shit)."

puff~

"Haha, lighting a candle in a toilet pit - looking for shit! Brother, you are so talented. This proverb is good and catchy. I will remember it."

Yan Jiecheng touched Yan Jiekuang's head and said, "You are really a dog. You don't remember the good things but only the bad things. Don't tell everyone you meet, or I will get you into trouble."

"Hey, that's not possible. Big brother, why did you buy so many things? Did you get your salary and want to improve your life? Then can I go to your place for dinner tonight?"

"Don't even think about eating here for free. I'm going to take you to someone else's house."

Yan Jiecheng handed the remaining box of snacks to Yan Jiekuang.

It was originally bought for Lou Xiao'e. She suffered an unexpected disaster when it came to underwear, and Yan Jiecheng felt guilty.

But after buying it, he regretted it.

Wine, meat, and snacks are all in their possession; the couple are not a good match.

Husband and wife are one, they should enjoy the good things together and bear the bad things together.

Yan Jiekuang happily took the snack and he could smell the aroma of oil through the outer packaging.

"Whose house are you going to? Are you coming back for dinner tonight?"

"No. Because I said a few words for Xu Damao that day, he invited me to dinner tonight. Please tell my parents for me, and I won't go in."

"That's fine. What a shame, I won't be able to eat meat tonight."

Yan Jiekuang skipped away with the snacks in his arms.

Yan Jiecheng also walked towards the backyard carrying things.

When he got home, Yan Jiekuang saw his sister sitting in the living room eating fruit. He grinned, walked up to her and shook the snacks in his hand to show off.

"Third sister, what do you think this is?"

Yan Jiedi's eyes lit up. "Dim sum? Where did you get the dim sum?"

As he spoke, he reached out to grab it.

Yan Jiekuang was faster than her. He retracted his hand one step ahead, hid the snacks behind him, and ran to the other side of the table, sticking out his tongue provocatively at the third sister.

"I won't tell you."

"Humph, even if you don't tell me, I know it's Big Brother, right? Why do you monopolize the snacks Big Brother gave you? Hurry up and take them out."

Yan Jiekuang hugged the snack tightly in his arms, "What are you going to take? This is given to me by my elder brother alone, why should I share it with you?"

Yan Jie Di chased and Yan Jie Kuang fled, and the two siblings circled around the table.

"You're talking nonsense! I'm warning Yan Jiekuang, you'd better take out the snacks honestly, or I'll make you pay for it."

Oops, another proverb.

Yan Jiekuang suddenly remembered his elder brother's proverb. He straightened his neck and said in a rather domineering manner, "Humph, would I be afraid of you? If I can't finish it, I'll take it away. What does it have to do with you? You're lighting a candle in the toilet - looking for death. You think you're the only one who knows proverbs, I can do it too."

Seeking death = seeking shit.

Yan Jie Di was stunned for a moment before she understood the meaning of these words. She was really angry and amused, and even found it quite interesting.

"Looking for death? Let me see, is it you who is looking for death, or me?"

There was a commotion in the room.

The result was that Yan Jiekuang was pressed on a stool by his sister Yan Jiedi. While enduring the pain in his buttocks, he witnessed the snacks being eaten by his third sister. It was a naked humiliation.

Yan Jiekuang recalled what his elder brother had just said. Sure enough, the one looking for trouble might not be someone else, it might also be himself.

All I can say is that retribution came too fast like a tornado.

After a while of crying and begging, Yan Jiekuang finally got to eat some snacks, all thanks to the help from the old couple Yan Fugui.

The old couple Yan Fugui also had some snacks and became more and more satisfied with Yan Jiecheng. The position that originally belonged to Yan Jiefang was gradually replaced by Yan Jiecheng.

The old couple has been talking about Yan Jiefang less and less recently. Maybe they have completely forgotten about their son.

The third aunt glared at her daughter and said, "You really don't act like a sister at all. You are already so old, and you still bully your brother?"

"Who told him to scold me? He said I was lighting a candle in the toilet - looking for shit. I'll let this kid see whether he is looking for shit or me."

puff~

The third aunt couldn't help laughing, raised her hand and patted her youngest son's head lightly, "You don't learn good things, but only learn these messed up things, you really deserve to be beaten."

"Lighting a candle in the toilet - looking for shit!?"

Yan Fugui repeated a few sentences while shaking his head, as if he was savoring the taste.

Well, that's a very interesting proverb.

"Interesting, interesting. Lighting a candle in a toilet is just looking for shit, isn't it? Shit and death, a pun. Okay, Lao Si, where did you learn this from?"

Yan Jiekuang chuckled, "Yeah, I think it's interesting too. Big brother taught me."

"Oh, the boss is really amazing now. He is well-educated. It seems that he reads a lot of books and is very motivated."

Yan Fugui waved his hand at Yan Jiekuang, "Go call your eldest brother over, and let's have a couple of drinks tonight. This kid is really something, I don't know who he looks like, he's so distant, if you don't take the initiative to call him, he won't come over for dinner."

Life score?

Don’t you know why we are so distant?

The whole family kept their heads down and pretended not to know. During this time they had already realized how wrong their original decision was.

Fortunately, the boss didn't care, otherwise, how could they live the good life they have now?

Yan Jiekuang: "No need to go. My eldest brother won't be home for dinner tonight."

"how do you know?"

"My eldest brother told me. He took two bottles of wine and a piece of pork to Uncle Damao's house, saying that Uncle Damao wanted to treat him to a meal."