Siheyuan: Sending my younger brother to the countryside to raise pigs

"It's coming, it's coming, it's coming out."

"Puchi, that's Xu Damao? Haha, Lou Xiao'e was too ruthless, look how she scratched the kid's face."

"Da Mao is indeed the most promising man in our courtyard. Only he can do this."

After much anticipation from their neighbors, Xu Damao and Lou Xiao'e finally stepped out from behind the scenes.

As soon as he showed up, he caused a sensation in the whole hospital. Xu Damao was really too miserable.

He is usually so arrogant and looks down on everyone, but now he is imitating a quail, which seems very satisfying.

Some people couldn't help but make a noise.

"Da Mao, what did you do to your face? It looks pretty good, much better than before."

"I heard that you have a woman outside? That's amazing. It is said that the landlords in the past all had wives, big and small. Do you want to imitate the landlords?"

"Da Mao, isn't that woman you have outside very beautiful? When can you bring her back for us to see?"

"You have a woman outside, what will happen to your wife Lou Xiao'e? Will you divorce her and marry the woman outside?"

The neighbors were talking to each other, the men were making a fuss, the women were spitting, the yard seemed to have turned into a theater, it was so lively.

Xu Damao no longer cared about shame. His vicious eyes swept across the faces of those who were speaking one by one, as if he wanted to remember them all and then find an opportunity to retaliate against them.

Lou Xiao'e just felt ashamed, her tears had long dried up, and now she snuggled in the arms of an old lady with red eyes.

Xu Damao pointed at the crowd angrily and yelled, "Shut up, all of you, shut up. What do you know that you are talking nonsense here? There is nothing at all."

Neighbor 1: "Whether it is or not, isn't it up to you to decide?"

Neighbor 2: "That's right. Xu Damao, a real man should admit what he did. I advise you to tell the truth."

Xu Damao argued, "I am telling the truth..."

Seeing that everyone was arguing, Yi Zhonghai cleared his throat and said in a deep voice: "Okay, stop arguing. There will be plenty of opportunities later."

As soon as the old man spoke, the surroundings immediately became quiet.

"This is not a glorious matter. It should be handled privately. But since everyone knows about it, there is no point in covering it up. Besides, Xu Damao also denies the matter. It was he who proposed to hold a meeting. So let's discuss it to avoid rumors flying around."

As soon as Yi Zhonghai finished speaking, Liu Haizhong immediately interrupted to make his presence felt.

"That's right. Xu Damao dared to put this matter out in the open, without any guilt or concealment. He might have been wronged. After all, he was drunk and unconscious last night, and anything could have happened."

Yan Fugui also wanted to make his presence felt, and he had even thought of the words. When he opened his mouth, he didn't expect Liu Haizhong to not give him a chance at all.

"Okay, let's stop wasting time. Let's get this resolved while it's still early and the weather is cool. Damao, tell everyone what happened yesterday first."

Yan Fugui could only shut his mouth in disappointment and cast a dissatisfied look towards Liu Haizhong.

Liu Haizhong pretended not to see it.

Xu Damao began to recall and narrate what happened yesterday.

As the instigator, Yan Jiecheng was not at all panicked. He smiled faintly and played little tricks with his brother Yan Jiekuang.

Even if Xu Damao knew about picking up the bag yesterday, he would not be afraid.

Without evidence, who can say it is me?

After Xu Damao finished speaking, it was Lou Xiaoe'e's turn.

Lou Xiao'e was too embarrassed to mention underwear, but things had come to this point and she had no choice but to continue talking about it.

She really hated Xu Damao.

I have never been so embarrassed in my life.

After the couple finished their story, the neighbors around them burst into laughter.

When the stolen underwear was brought up, there was another round of laughter.

"Xu Damao, you can do that. Whose underwear did you take off when you were drunk? It's a pity that you even forgot about it. Maybe she has already gone to the police station to report you and arrested you."

"Isn't it said that he was drunk and unconscious? Can he still do that? Can he get hard?"

"That's why I took off her underwear. If I had succeeded, what I would have brought back wouldn't have been her underwear."

"If it's not the one above, then where is it? Haha..."

"Look at this underwear, it has turned white from washing, and the style is also old. It is obvious that it is not something that a young girl or a young wife can wear. Could it be that some elderly auntie has fallen victim to Xu Damao's murder?"

"How do you know it's not something a young girl or young wife would wear? Have you seen it before?"

This kind of colorful topic is always the most sensitive but also the most imaginative topic.

It's like chili pepper. Even though you know it's extremely spicy, you still can't help but eat it because it tastes really wonderful.

Look at everyone present, their faces are red, their eyes are sparkling, and they are sparkling with excitement.

How can such a lively scene be without Sha Zhu?

What's more, he and Xu Damao had never gotten along well, so he naturally wouldn't miss such a good opportunity to take advantage of someone's misfortune.

"Xu Damao, you have a very strong taste. You can do this. You are worse than an animal, haha."

Xu Damao was so angry.

His face turned red, veins bulged on his forehead, and he pointed at Sha Zhu and cursed.

"Silly Zhu, shut up. And all of you, shut up. Was it you who stuffed the underwear into my bag, Silly Zhu?"

Sha Zhu: "Hey, hey, hey, Xu Damao, you shouldn't accuse people like this. But you did remind me, why didn't I think of this trick before?"

"Silly Zhu, I'm going to fuck your grandma."

"Look everyone, Xu Damao has confessed without being beaten. He even didn't let my deceased grandmother go. There must have been some aunts and grandmas who got hurt last night. I think there's no point in holding a meeting. Just take them to the police station directly."

"I didn't, it's slander."

Although Xu Damao tried his best to defend himself, he was drunk last night and didn't remember anything.

Things were escalating and gradually deviating from their original purpose. If this trend continued, it might turn into a violent conflict.

The three old men couldn't sit still and slammed the table to cool down the lively scene.

Yi Zhonghai said sternly, "Okay, shut up. From now on, no more nonsense remarks are allowed."

"You should all be clear about the matter. Old Liu, Old Yan, and I have combined the clues provided by Xu Damao and Lou Xiao'e to come up with a few guesses. Now let Second Uncle explain them and see if they make sense."

After saying that, Yi Zhonghai gave Liu Haizhong a look.

Liu Haizhong understood, pushed his glasses, and said seriously: "There are two main directions in the whole matter. First, Xu Damao did it, but he forgot because he was drunk. Second, Xu Damao didn't do it.

There are two possibilities for him not doing it. The first is that he was unconscious and put it in his bag and forgot about it. The second is that someone was playing a prank on him. Do you have any objections to the above statements? "

It is well-reasoned and covers all possibilities.

Can't find any reason to refute it.

Everyone said they had no objection.