After everyone eavesdropped on my thoughts, I chose to play badly and eat melons

Min’s mother and daughter: !!!

Yan Shian: My dear girl, not only your mother knows about this, maybe your fifth sister knows about it too!

[That's true, but it's dinner time now, so let's not talk about shit or farts! ]

System: [Yes]

"You guys eat, I'm going back to the house first!" If I continue to stay, I'll always feel the atmosphere is awkward!

"Master..." Min was worried...

"It's okay. I'll go back to my room first. You guys eat first!" He was already annoyed, and now he was scolded by his precious daughter. He couldn't help feeling aggrieved.

System: [Host, your father can't hold it anymore and has gone to the toilet. ]

Hearing this, Yan Shian paused, shook his head helplessly, and strode away.

Yan Jiaojiao, who was chewing a chicken drumstick, rolled her eyes: [Didn’t I say I wouldn’t mention it? ]

System: [What are you afraid of? They can’t hear or know what you are saying. Look at your mother and fifth sister, they are enjoying their meal!]

The two people named: “….”

Suddenly I felt that the food in the bowl no longer smelled good!

"Well, I'm full. I'm going to go back and wash up and take a shower!" Yan Ruyu put down the bowl and chopsticks, and without waiting for others to react, she got up and left.

Min, holding the bowl of rice, was in a dilemma. She didn't know whether to eat it or put it down!

"Mother is full too. Jiaojiao, eat slowly. Mother will pick up some food for you!" She put down the bowl and chopsticks and picked up some meat for Yan Jiaojiao.

Yan Jiaojiao, who was enjoying her meal, noticed that the atmosphere was wrong.

[What's wrong with mother and sister? Why don't you eat? They haven't even taken a few bites yet! ]

System: [If you don’t want to eat, then don’t eat. The host can eat more and finish all their portions. ]

[Girls love beauty, maybe they are secretly losing weight! ] But they are not fat!

Forget it, forget it. This fairy doesn’t want to use her brain to think, so she’ll just eat and drink her fill first.

~

Yan Shian, who just left the courtyard...

"Gurgle~Gurgle~" My stomach makes strange noises.

Then, a pain came from my stomach!

I really had to go to the toilet, so I held my stomach... and went to the toilet with a frown!

I thought my precious daughter and her good-for-nothing were just talking casually, but I never expected that such casual talk could come true. It's really amazing.

As soon as Yan Shian left, Yan Ruyu walked out of the courtyard!

Watching Yan Shian rushing towards the toilet, the shock in his eyes only increased.

Is Daddy really constipated?

I didn't expect that even such trivial things as poop and pee were predicted by my little sister! Awesome!

Half an hour later!

After going to the toilet, Yan Shian washed and took a shower!

When I arrived at the bedroom, Min was there too, sitting beside the couch!

"Jiaojiao has returned to the courtyard to rest?" He came to Min, opened his robe in front of him, and sat down with her.

"Master, what happened today? Why are you so depressed?" Now that they were alone, Min could no longer hold back her curiosity.

Yan Shian sighed and told him everything: "The emperor knows about Jiaojiao's return home and said he wants to see her! He asked me to bring her to the palace tomorrow morning!"

"Your Majesty wants to see Jiaojiao? Why?" Why would the emperor want to see Jiaojiao for any reason?

"I don't know either, but according to analysis... the emperor seems to like Jiaojiao very much!"

"Jiaojiao and the emperor are not familiar with each other and have never met each other. How could he like Jiaojiao?" The emperor likes little girls, and it is impossible for him to like other people's daughters... Doesn't he have many children?

"I don't know either. The emperor is very thoughtful. You can't guess what he is thinking." He also thought about Min's question, but he had no answer.

"Master, I have a bad feeling. I always feel that the emperor will snatch Jiaojiao from us!" Jiaojiao is so adorable that it is not an exaggeration to say that everyone loves her.

When it comes to this issue, Yan Shian is not calm: "The emperor's order cannot be violated, this..."

Seeing Yan Shian's annoyance, Min comforted him, "This is just my guess. Let's talk about it after tomorrow!"

What if she guessed wrong?

~

The next morning!

Before dawn, Yan Shian put on his official uniform and went straight to Yan Jiaojiao's yard!

"Is the young lady awake?" As soon as he asked the question, he realized that something was wrong.

It was so early in the morning and it was still dark, why was my daughter awake?

I'm afraid I'm sleeping soundly now.

Deng'er leaned over and said, "The young lady is still sleeping. She may wake up in three hours!" Normally, the young lady would sleep until noon, so there was no way she would wake up at this time.

Yan Shian frowned and paced back and forth at the door of Yan Jiaojiao's room!

Suddenly, he stopped and said, "Wake her up and wash her!"

My dear girl, there is nothing daddy can do. The morning court is almost here, so I have to inconvenience you.

"Yes" Deng'er did as he was told, opened the door and entered the house!

Inside the house!

Yan Jiaojiao made a big eight shape and muttered about pig's trotters, chicken legs, duck legs and other kinds of meat while drooling!

Deng'er is no longer surprised by such scenes, because she sees them every day...

Coming to the couch, he whispered, "Young lady, get up, the master is looking for you!"

Yan Jiaojiao's mind was full of food while she was sleeping, so how could she hear Deng'er's call?

Seeing that she didn't move, Deng'er stepped forward and shook her arm: "Young lady?"

Seeing that she still didn't move, Deng'er had no choice but to change Yan Jiaojiao's clothes first and then fetch water to wash her face!

And when Yan Jiaojiao turned over, she braided her hair...

System: [Host, wake up! The little maid made such a big noise, but you didn't wake up. ]

[Don’t make noise, this fairy still needs to sleep...] She pursed her lips and continued to sleep!

System: We have tried our best, but the host's biological clock has not yet turned around!

After everything was packed up, Yan Jiaojiao was still sleeping soundly...

Deng'er was about to go out to report when Yan Shian came in!

"Master, I have finished cleaning up for the young lady, but she hasn't woken up yet!"

Yan Shian shook his head, packed up and took the food away without saying a word!

system:【......】

Is this possible? Does the host know that he was taken away by his own father?

~

As the carriage continued to move forward, Yan Jiaojiao, who was held in Yan Shian's arms, never woke up!

A lot of saliva flowed from my mouth...

After a while, the carriage arrived at the palace. Because the morning court had not yet arrived, Yan Shian carried Yan Jiaojiao to the emperor's study and waited!

When the eunuch Li Dachang saw Yan Shian carrying his daughter into the palace, his face was extremely shocked.

"Sir Shangshu, is the person in your arms the Sixth Miss?" Li Dachang asked curiously.

Because Yan Jiaojiao's little face was facing Yan Shian's arms, Li Dachang could not see her face clearly!

"That's right, please let Eunuch Li know!"

"Wait a moment. I will inform the emperor right away!" With a smile on his face, he twisted his waist and swayed towards Emperor Deyuan's bedroom.

In the bedroom!

Emperor Deyuan was dressed neatly and was about to go to court...

At this time, Li Dachang came and leaned over and said, "Your Majesty, the Minister is in the Imperial Study, and the Sixth Miss of the Yan Family is here too!"

Emperor Deyuan was stunned, and his eyes brightened a lot!

The little girl is here?

Knowing that Yan Shian brought Yan Jiaojiao with him, Emperor Deyuan rushed to the imperial study without saying a word!