After everyone eavesdropped on my thoughts, I chose to play badly and eat melons

"I didn't know that the Minister would visit today. Your place is a bit tight on finances. Please forgive me!" Wu Jingfeng wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, at a loss!

Yan Shian looked around and said bluntly, "It's really difficult. The house is full of dust and shabby. I don't know how you can live here!"

[Not only is it broken, it's also dirty. Look at the floor... It's covered in dust! ]

Seeing something crawling under her feet, Yan Jiaojiao's pupils dilated: [System, look, there's a cockroach! ]

System: [What's so strange about this? There's a nest of cockroaches in the crack of Wu's kitchen. In addition, there are several rat nests. A rat gave birth to a litter of puppies two days ago!]

Everyone: "......"

Is this like living in the same house with rats?

System: [Last night, the fox came over, and the two of them had a fierce and passionate lovemaking in the inner room! At that time, the rat cub even crawled into their bed! That scene was simply a large-scale social death scene! ]

Yan Jiaojiao was surprised: [When the two were doing that, they were frightened by the appearance of the rat? Wouldn't this cause a psychological trauma to Wu the scumbag? If he was impotent, wouldn't the fox cry to death? ]

Everyone: It would be even better if they were scared to death!

System: [The two of them were in a state of oblivion, ignoring the rat cub the entire time. Instead, the rat cub was watching with great interest in his bed, seeing everything he should and shouldn't have seen! ]

[It’s so exciting, but he still crawled under the covers to watch it. This little mouse is so unkind! He’s so young... and he’s just born and doesn’t learn well! This fairy didn’t even look at it carefully, but he saw it? ] Yan Jiaojiao expressed her dissatisfaction!

[I'll go find it later and spank it! Who let it peek?]

The Mins: Nowadays, mice also like to watch live broadcasts? They even watch it in their beds, enjoying it so much! What kind of world is this?

Yan Zhengting: Speaking of vixen, he has to find a way to meet her. She actually tricked his second brother into a loop!

Yan Qiu Shui: Liu Qian is not only gentle and kind, but also timid. It is impossible for her to do such a shameless thing!

Normally, she would blush if someone touched her hand, so how could she be so bold with Wu Jingfeng...

"Mr. Wu has loved reading and writing since he was a child. Unfortunately, his family is poor and he has no money to go to academy. He can only practice calligraphy and read poetry in his spare time!" As the terrain situation was not optimistic, Wu Jingfeng changed the subject and began to show off his literary talent!

"Can you read?" Yan Shian was curious! He had always respected scholars since he was a child!

"Yes, but my handwriting is so illegible that it can't compare with that of the Shangshu!" Wu Jingfeng said as he opened the drawer and took out a volume of poetry!

Yan Shian raised his hand to take it, opened the scroll, and looked at it carefully!

At first glance, the handwriting seems sloppy, but in fact it is vigorous and powerful, with majestic momentum, and the strokes are smooth and magical!

Wonderful, wonderful!

Just when I wanted to praise you, I heard...

[Daddy is so easy to fool. You can tell at a glance that this handwriting was not written by Wu Zha Nan! If he could write, the dog at Aunt Zhang's house next door would have eaten shit! ]

Everyone was ashamed: Aren’t dogs creatures that eat shit?

System: [This calligraphy was written by a poor scholar who made a living by writing and selling poems because of his poor family background! I don’t know when... this poem fell into the hands of Wu the scumbag! ]

[Daddy is so silly and cute. To test whether a person can read and write, why not just let him recognize and demonstrate it on the spot? ]

Yan Shian: This calligraphy wasn't written by Wu Jingfeng? He even tried to deceive him, damn it!

"This poem is very good. I didn't expect that Mr. Wu has such literary talent!" Then, Yan Shian deliberately read it out loud in front of everyone!

After reading it, everyone discovered the problem, except Wu Jingfeng!

While reciting the poem, Yan Shi'an deliberately mispronounced two words. If this poem was written by Wu Jingfeng, he would have noticed the clue and pointed it out at the first opportunity.

But the other party did not express his opinion, but just foolishly clapped and cheered!

It can be seen that the poems in the scroll were not written by Wu Jingfeng, and the words were not written by him!

"Pa" Yan Shian's face changed drastically and he slammed the old wooden table angrily!

Wu Jingfeng didn't understand what was going on and just stood there in a daze!

This old guy was fine just now, how come he changed in a second!

"Sir Shangshu, what's wrong with you?" He shrank his neck and asked in a low voice!

"This poem was not written by you, and the words in the scroll were not written by you, and you still want to deceive me! What crime should you be punished for?" He glared at Wu Jingfeng, leaving him nowhere to escape!

Wu Jingfeng was stunned for three seconds, thinking about how Yan Shian had just deliberately recited a poem, and then he reacted.

Could it be that he had just been cheated by old man Yan Shian?

"The poem was indeed not written by me, but the words were written by me! If you don't believe me, ask Qiu Shui, he has seen me write!" Wu Jingfeng continued to quibble!

He turned his head and looked at Yan Qiu Shui, winking and begging her to help him speak!

[The second brother will definitely say that he has seen Wu Zha Nan writing, and that was also a routine prepared by Wu Zha Nan in advance, stealing the plum and replacing the peach! ]

Yan Qiushui, who was about to speak, chose to shut up! He said in a low voice: "Jingfeng, how about you write a paragraph on the spot?"

Wu Jingfeng: What's wrong with this victim? Why is he acting so abnormally today? Didn't you always listen to him in the past?

"Qiu Shui, it's just a matter of one word from you. As long as you open your mouth, your father will believe you!" Let him perform a scene on the spot, wouldn't it be a reveal?

"Okay, I think I'll stop writing. He's just a liar, Qiu Shui... In the future, try to avoid associating with people like him!" Min lost her patience and started insulting him directly!

Yan Zhengting also spoke up: "I find this place too dirty. Dad, Mom, let's go!"

We've already met each other, there's no need to stay any longer, come and trouble Wu the scumbag another day!

If you dare to hurt his second brother, you will have to pay the price!

Min took Yan Shian's arm and said, "Master, let's go!"

Yan Shian glanced at Wu Jingfeng, his eyes full of warnings and naked threats!

Wu Jingfeng was so shocked that he couldn't even breathe! What had he done wrong?

Could it be that the matter of the Lotus Lantern has been known? But how many people know the secret of the evil Lotus Lantern? It can't be this...

"Qiu Shui, this..." Wu Jingfeng wanted to save the situation, but the situation on the scene was not something he could control!

Yan Qiu Shui is also in a difficult situation!

After all, I haven't fallen out with Wu Jingfeng yet, so I feel a little overwhelmed!

"Just go if you want to go. My parents have always been like this. Don't bother with them. I'll go out and see them off! Just don't come out and get in the way!" Yan Qiu Shui patted the other person's shoulder and said!

Is he an eyesore?

Well, the Yan family really didn't like him. After all, he was an official. Maybe he came here just to show off...

"Okay!" Wu Jingfeng had no choice but to obey!

Then the group came outside the courtyard...

[Why is Second Brother standing there like an idiot? Why don’t you secretly release the lotus lantern? Are you keeping it for the New Year?]

Yan Qiu Shui: Aren’t you looking for a place to hide?

"Qiu Shui, your good brother is a man with evil intentions. The lotus lantern he gave you is not a good thing either. Just bury it in his yard and let him share in the bad luck!" Yan Shian said bluntly!

"Yes, just find a random place to bury him, no need to send him back!" Min also agreed!

[My parents are awesome, I think so too! But there is something wrong with this vegetable garden. What if Wu the scumbag finds it while digging vegetables? ]

Yan Qiushui, who was about to dig the soil, stopped...

What my sister said makes sense. It would be bad if it was discovered in advance!

"How about I bury it under the pear tree?"

[That's not good either. The pear blossom tree in the yard will become a spirit in two years. If it absorbs the turbid air, won't it become an evil tree demon? It will be a small matter if it harms Wu Zhaman, but it will be bad if it hurts the people in the neighborhood! ]

Everyone: Where is the best place to hide it?

[Just throw it in the toilet, Wu the scumbag won't jump into the pit to play! ]

Everyone: This is a good idea! Jiaojiao has a smart little brain!

"Second brother, let me do it!" Yan Zhengting snatched the lotus lantern and went straight to the Wu family toilet!

System: [Host, your elder brother is the one who has the best idea. He went to the toilet, just like you thought! ]

[Big brother is smart and clever, worthy of being a big businessman. With him supporting me in the future, I can be a salted fish forever! ]

"Daddy, Mommy, Jiaojiao should go and take a look too!" There are still important things that I haven't dealt with, I almost forgot!

"Go ahead, I'll be waiting for you in the car!" Min said gently!

"Okay!" The little short legs started running, his arms spread out, and he ran away happily!

~

After half a cup of tea!

Yan Zhengting had already finished dealing with the lotus lantern and returned to the carriage...

Seeing him coming back alone, the Min couple asked curiously, "Where's Jiaojiao? You're not with her?"

Looking behind Yan Zhengting, not only was there no figure, there wasn't even a ghost!

"Isn't my little sister with you guys?" Yan Zhengting looked confused!

"She said she wanted to go with us to take a look, and I thought she was going with you!" Where did this little girl go?

"My little sister didn't come with us. Maybe she went somewhere else to have fun! I'll go find her right away!"

The Min couple were also a little anxious. They looked at each other, their eyes full of worry and anxiety!

"Master, please wait in the car, I'll go down and look for her!"

Yan Shian held onto Min and said softly, "Let me go, you wait for Jiaojiao in the car, or she will get worried again if she doesn't see us when she comes back!"

the other side!

Yan Jiaojiao, who was talking to Shuzaizai, didn't know that everyone was looking for her!

[Little mouse, tell the truth, what did you see last night? If you dare to hide it, this fairy will break your third leg! ]

At this moment, a small gray mouse is undergoing military training!

Standing with legs straight and hands together vertically! Two little eyes looked pitifully at the heroic Yan Jiaojiao!

The mouse cub never thought that it would be picked up by a human cub when it was only two days old. What’s more, this human actually understood mouse language!

It was originally running in the opposite direction, but somehow it ended up running towards the human cub and was forced to scold it!

After seeing this little girl, all its actions and language became uncontrollable...

It accidentally took a look at human reproduction last night and was caught today?

Mouse cub: [My Fair Lady, I didn't peek on purpose last night. I know I was wrong! ]

[It is a great help to know your mistakes and improve them. Please tell us the details you saw! ] Yan Jiaojiao put her hands on her hips, looking very proud and confident!

Mouse Cub scratched his head: [Details? What details?]

Yan Jiaojiao's face was full of black lines: [It's all the scenes you saw, for example, what martial arts moves did they use? Who was on top? Who was on the bottom? What was the time when they fought? ]