After everyone eavesdropped on my thoughts, I chose to play badly and eat melons

"Okay, I won't go out then, I'll go back to my room and rest!" He bowed and walked towards Jinnan Courtyard! This courtyard was the courtyard he was assigned after he came of age!

Watching Yan Qiushui leave, Yan Jiaojiao sighed and shook her head! [Forget it, my second brother is so arrogant that he won’t believe me even if I tell him. It’s better to let him suffer a little!]

Yan Zhengting: Little sister, your second brother is really arrogant. Not to mention your hint, even if your eldest brother reminds him, he may not believe it!

~

Yan Qiushui took a winding route and found the toilet just in front of him...

Yan Jiaojiao’s voice suddenly came to my mind!

He said he was going to fall into the cesspool today...

Thinking of this, her beautiful eyes narrowed slightly, and soon the corners of her mouth turned up again!

He knew exactly where the manure pit was at home! !

Now the pit is on the left side of the toilet, so won't it be fine if he walks to the right?

He took a detour, it would be strange if he fell into the pit!

As I walked, I felt better for no reason and started whistling unconsciously! If I wasn't paying attention...

"Ah..." My feet suddenly slipped and I fell into a smelly and dirty pit of feces!

Damn, did you really fall into the pit? It stinks.

Fortunately, the pit is waist-high, otherwise I would have eaten shit!

He pushed himself up with both hands and struggled to climb out of the pit! Just then a servant heard the noise and ran over!

Seeing that it was Yan Qiu Shui who fell into the pit, he was surprised and said, "Second Young Master, why did you jump into the pit for no reason?" He pulled up the smelly Yan Qiu Shui and fanned his nose, looking very disgusted!

"Only a person with a mental disorder would jump into the cesspool. I fell down accidentally. And...isn't our cesspool on the left side of the toilet? Why did it end up on the right side?" His tone was slightly angry and he looked a little upset!

"Second Master, calm down. The pit on the left was blocked some time ago, so we dug a new pit on the right!"

Such a big pit? It is visible to the naked eye, how could the second young master fall into it? How blind is he...

[Hahaha, the unjust second brother fell into the cesspool. This is the price of bad luck! ]

[My second brother is so unlucky, falling into a cesspool is the least of his worries. The real show has just begun! ]

System: [Host, do you not intend to take action? Do you have the heart to watch your second brother continue to suffer misfortune? ]

[This fairy wants to help, but I have no power! Look at my second brother's face, he is a barbarian. Now he only listens to Wu Jingfeng and Gui Liuqian, and he may not listen to others! ]

The system nodded and agreed: [That makes sense. Your second brother may look handsome, but he actually has a savage personality! He may not listen to kind words! You have to suffer a lot before you can believe in fate!]

[It's understandable that the second brother is barbaric. After all, he is the reincarnation of Wu Quxing. In this life, he has a chance to succeed except for joining the army. As for other things... he is not good at anything and is the last one! ]

Yan Zhengting, who just happened to come to watch the show, was startled...

Is my second brother the reincarnation of Wu Quxing?

No wonder he has loved wielding swords and guns since he was a child. Among the children of the same age, he is the only one who can learn martial arts at once under the guidance of a martial arts master. He can perform the same set of moves without his younger brother having to do it a second time! It turns out that he is the reincarnation of Wu Quxing. No wonder!

If he joins the military camp, he will surely become a great general with great power in the future.

After all, the second brother's aura is there. Although he is arrogant, he is also reasonable! He can master martial arts as soon as he understands it!

When Yan Qiu Shui heard the inner voice, he knew that his younger sister was here!

Looking up, I saw that my eldest brother was here too?

It's so embarrassing to be seen in such an embarrassing situation~

Couldn't these two just pretend they didn't see anything and leave quietly?

Brother and sister: No, we are here just to eat melons!

"Second brother, why are you walking into the cesspool instead of taking the wide road?" Yan Zhengting stepped forward, looking serious on the surface, but he was trying to hold back his laughter in his heart!

Yan Qiushui: “…”

Can you say you were blind and didn’t see it?

[My second brother is blind. He cannot break the bad luck. No matter which road he takes, he will fall into the cesspool! ]

Yan Qiu Shui: I don't believe you at all, you little girl. Falling into the pit this time was just a coincidence. I don't believe that you will always bring bad luck!

Yan Zhengting: My second brother is so pitiful. As the eldest brother, I cannot just sit there and wait for death. I should give him some appropriate reminders!

System: [Host, your second brother is stubborn, you are right not to remind him! ]

[If this fairy opens her mouth to warn him, and the disaster comes true afterwards, my second brother will think that this fairy is a jinx and is cursing him! ]

System: [Among your brothers, only your second brother is stubborn and won’t listen to advice. It would be good to let this misfortune temper him! ]

"What kind of hobby does second brother have? He actually goes to the pit to take a bath!" Yan Jiaojiao walked over in small steps, looking harmless, making it difficult to get angry!

Hearing this, Yan Qiu Shui's eyes were filled with black lines!

Is this really his six-year-old sister?

"Brother slipped and fell in accidentally! Don't you want to rest? Why don't you go back to the house?"

[Are you still chasing me away? This fairy won’t leave, I want to see your embarrassing look! ]

Yan Qiushui: “…”

Well, let's see! Anyway, it's like this, it can't be any worse than this!

"Second brother, let's go back to the room and take a shower and change clothes! You smell really irritating!" Yan Zhengting gave a friendly reminder!

"Okay!" Yan Qiushui looked helpless! He could only go back to the house!

~

Jinnan Courtyard.

The Min couple took out the lotus lantern from Yan Qiu Shui's room and were about to destroy it when they ran into the yard, the dirty Yan Qiu Shui!

Min was shocked: "Qiu Shui, what's wrong with you?"

[What happened? Of course, the god of bad luck possessed me and I fell into a cesspool! ]

Min frowned. It seemed that the lotus lantern was to blame! This thing had to be disposed of quickly!

"Someone, prepare hot water, the second young master needs to take a bath and wash up!" Min ordered the servant outside the door!

"Yes, ma'am!" The servant turned around and prepared!

"You're so grown up, why aren't you more careful?" As a mother, she would be sad when anyone gets hurt!

"Mom, I'm fine. I just fell into a pit of manure. I just need to wash it!" Yan Qiu Shui was quite relaxed!

Seeing Min sad, Yan Jiaojiao couldn't bear it!

[My second brother fell into the pit, and mother is sad, wuwuwu..., mother is not sad, it is my second brother who is not obedient, taking other people's things and putting them in the house for worship! Beat his butt~]

Min: My daughter is so adorable, she is her happy pill!

"Mother, what are you holding in your hand?" Seeing that Min was holding something wrapped in black cloth, Yan Qiu Shui looked at her curiously!

This shape? Why does it look like the lotus lamp in his room?

Min smiled and said, "When I was cleaning the house for you, I saw this beautiful lotus lantern and couldn't let it go. Qiu Shui... would you like to give it to me?"

"This...?" Yan Qiu Shui was a little embarrassed!

Yan Zhengting: Lotus lantern? Are you going to destroy it? Mother can really hear my little sister's thoughts!

[Mother, are you holding a lotus lantern? No, mother, this is an evil object. Not to mention offering it as a sacrifice, it's bad luck to hold it in your hands!]

Min: It's not easy to be a mother. Even if it's bad luck, I have to take it away! I can't let it affect my son!

Hearing that the evil lotus lantern would bring bad luck, Yan Shian hurriedly snatched it from Min's hand: "Madam, let me take it!"

"It's not heavy, let me do it!" Min wanted to take it back, but Yan Shian wouldn't let her!

You should take good care of your wife, and let the bad luck be done to him alone!

Watching the couple fighting over the lotus lantern, Yan Qiu Shui stood there in a daze!

My younger sister even said it was an evil thing, wouldn’t my parents like it very much? They even fought over it!

"Dad, Mom, let me take it!" Yan Zhengting couldn't bear it anymore and snatched the lotus lantern!

Yan Jiaojiao looked at her parents, then at her elder brother, and a thousand questions popped up in her mind!

[Why is this lotus lantern so popular? I have hundreds of these lanterns, all of which have been blessed. They are real lamps for warding off evil spirits and exorcising demons, much better than this rubbish. How about...giving one to each of you someday? ]

The Min couple: Please send it back soon, daughter. We can’t wait any longer!

Yan Zhengting: Little sister, why don’t you send it off now?

Yan Qiu Shui: My little sister’s lotus lantern is just a toy, something that only children play with, I don’t want it!