After everyone eavesdropped on my thoughts, I chose to play badly and eat melons

Min: The male ghost reincarnates into the Wang family next door? Great, the Wang family has been engaged in business for generations and is a real wealthy businessman. Wang has five daughters and has always wanted a son. However, after many years, his wife has not been pregnant after giving birth to the fifth daughter. In addition, Wang loves his wife and has never been willing to take a concubine. If the male ghost reincarnates into the Wang family, he will enjoy endless wealth and glory!

"If we are destined to meet, we will meet even if we are reincarnated!"

"Really?" The male ghost was inexplicably excited and believed Min's words without a doubt!

"Really! Just go and be a good person and be reborn! Good people will be rewarded. In your next life, you will have parents who love you and sisters who care about you! Your life will be smooth and happy!"

[Mother is really good at talking, and her words come true. It seems that mother is the benefactor of this male ghost! ]

Yan Shian rolled his eyes, feeling unhappy!

A noble person? You have already seen through the secrets of heaven, how could you not know?

[Now that I think about it, the male ghost named the courtyard of the second house Siyan Pavilion, apparently because of my mother! ]

System: [The host is extremely intelligent and always speaks accurately! ]

Yan Shian: Siyan Pavilion? Why didn’t he think of it beforehand?

Damn pervert, he's flirting with my husband and wife! Even the name of the attic is so disgusting!

System: [Host, your father's expression is not right, is he constipated? ]

Turning my head, it really is...

He whispered, "Dad, if you want to poop, go to the toilet. Don't hold it in. Jiaojiao is watching you here. If anything happens, I'll report to you immediately!"

Yan Shian's face was full of black lines: "Daughter, thank you! Your father doesn't want to poop!"

After he finished speaking, he realized that it was inappropriate, so he slapped himself in the face and said again: "Dad doesn't mean to go to the toilet!"

"Also, you're a girl, you can't put shit or piss around your mouth!"

"Okay!" Yan Jiaojiao answered obediently!

Shrinking her neck, she thought to herself: [It's not my fault that I was cuckolded. Who told the male ghost to be young and handsome? If you dare, try being ten years younger! ]

Yan Shian took a deep breath: I can’t hit my own daughter, I have to bear with the anger even if I’m angry!

The male ghost was so smart that he knew what the father and daughter said as soon as they opened their mouths!

"Sister, I'm leaving! I'm very happy to have met you in the past six months. This ghost is worth it!"

"Reincarnate as soon as possible so that we can meet soon!"

The male ghost listened to Min's words very much, and he believed them regardless of whether they were true or false!

"Okay, sister...goodbye!" After saying that, the male ghost turned into a ball of black mist and disappeared!

Yan Shian: You're leaving now? Why don't you arrest your daughter and torture her? Why are you letting her go?

He is about to be reincarnated, why should I, a fairy, capture him?

[After tonight, the male ghost will be reincarnated next door, what a happy occasion! He will become a neighbor of this fairy! It can be seen that the old man next door is trying hard to have a human being at this moment...]

[He is older than our father. I wonder if his old arms and legs are strong enough? System... Let's go take a look and give him a small gift! ]

System: [Is this okay? Are we allowed to watch such exciting scenes?]

[You’ll miss it if you don’t watch it. You’ll want to watch it again after watching it! Let’s go....]

As soon as she took a step, Min called her: "Jiaojiao, you're here!"

Min opened the door and walked up to Yan Jiaojiao!

"Mom, you haven't slept yet?" His tone was depressed and a little unhappy!

[Mother, why are you here at this time? You are here at the wrong time! ]

"Jiaojiao, you haven't slept either? Are you missing mommy? Do you want to sleep with mommy tonight?"

Want to watch the live broadcast, no way, little girl, no shame!!

At this moment, Yan Shian also joined in: "Jiaojiao, didn't you just say that you wanted to sleep with mother? Go ahead..."

[This couple is singing the same tune, this fairy has a miserable life! My live broadcast, woo woo...]

"Well, Jiaojiao has grown up. After much thought, I still think it's better to sleep alone!" His eyes are so cute, so cute that I can't be responsible!

"Dad, it's a rare full moon tonight. Since you're here, just stay with mom at Zhaohuayuan!" Without waiting for the couple to respond, Yan Jiaojiao ran away at such a fast speed! She was afraid that if she was late, she would miss the live broadcast!

She didn't just go there to watch the live broadcast, she went there to assist the male ghost in his reincarnation smoothly!

The Min couple: “….”

Let my daughter slip away again~

Next door! Lao Wang's house!

Old Wang, who is about fifty years old, is not as healthy as he used to be!

He hasn't slept with his wife for several months, so it's a rare pleasure for him tonight!

I don’t know why, but I suddenly want to kiss, hug and lift my wife up high tonight!

Inside the curtain!

"Madam, I am in high spirits tonight and feel fine again!" He leaned forward and did it in one smooth move!

"Master, we are already old, let's stop making trouble and go to sleep!" Qin was over forty years old and gave birth to five daughters for Old Wang!

Because I’m getting older, I’m no longer keen on having a son!

"You can choose not to cooperate, but please don't refuse!" Although Lao Wang is old, he did a lot of trouble for Qin when he was young. Even though he is old, as long as he wants, he will do it!

Qin was also a spoiled child. She did whatever her husband said and did without any resistance or rejection!

The two of them just got along so naturally!

Three minutes later~

Lao Wang is done!

Roof!

Yan Jiaojiao had just climbed up and hadn’t even seen the whole process when it was over!

[System, what's going on! Didn't the two of them just start? The time for this fairy to climb the roof is over? ] I complained in my heart! This old Wang is such a loser, and he's done for it?

System: [Three minutes, exactly three minutes! ]

Yan Jiaojiao's face was full of black lines! In order not to climb the roof in vain, she took out a pill from her own sachet and threw it directly at Lao Wang!

Pills are invisible and cannot be seen by ordinary people with the naked eye!

The pill emitted a golden light and quickly entered Lao Wang's body!

Just as Lao Wang was about to lie down to sleep, he suddenly shuddered! His whole body was controlled by an inexplicable force, and his whole body became strong, and his arms and waist became strong and powerful!

Even a certain place had a strong reaction! All the blood in the body rushed to one place!

After finishing the job, Qin thought she could sleep peacefully!

Unexpectedly, the next second~

"Ah, Master..."

The following scene speaks for itself! It is exciting!

Yan Jiaojiao, who was eating and watching melons on the roof, covered her eyes with her scissors hands!

System: It’s the same as not being fooled. Watching this live broadcast, my mouth is watering!

[System, did you see that? Old Wang is so fierce. I didn't expect that there are so many fun games between men and women? Hehehe... Look at this Old Wang. He used all the martial arts he learned in his life tonight!]

System: [Host, you are drooling. Such a big lump of drool! ]

He wiped the corner of his mouth and laughed: [System, look! Lao Wang has come up with a new trick! ]

The system rolled its eyes: [I am a pure system, I never read these meaningless things! ]

[Stupid, old-fashioned, you will regret it for a year after watching it, and you will regret it for ten thousand years if you don’t watch it! ] Tongzi doesn’t watch it, but this fairy does!

System: Is it really that beautiful?

My curiosity was inexplicably aroused!

[Oh, I saw it. Lao Wang has a mole on his armpit and also on his butt! ]

[Look at that fat butt, not only is it raised, but it's also shaking! I didn't expect that an old man's butt could be so sexy! ]

system:【......】

[Lao Wang not only has a mole on his butt, but also three black hairs on the mole! Look at the black hairs, they sway left and right with Lao Wang's rhythm! ]

System: Host, do you have such good eyesight?

[I didn’t expect that Lao Wang’s wife also had a mole on her body. The mole was on her chin. Lao Wang was kissing the dark mole and sucking on it twice! ]

System: What a vivid picture!

No, I can't stand it! I want to see it too...

This look....

System: [Hehehe, it really is. So this is the rumored love between a man and a woman, the joy of love between men and women! I like it very much! ]

[I didn’t lie to you, did I? Live broadcast is still the best. You have to upgrade quickly! Try to complete your mission as soon as possible! ]

System: [Host, rest assured, this system guarantees that the upgrade will be completed in the fastest time, so that it can be used in all major live broadcasts! ]

Yan Jiaojiao nodded with satisfaction: [Not bad, this young man is teachable. This is the true teaching of this fairy! ]

System: [Host, why are you bleeding from the nose? ]