After everyone eavesdropped on my thoughts, I chose to play badly and eat melons

Yan Jiaojiao put her hands on her hips and pouted; [How can you say that? Is it wrong for a fairy to return to her roots? I am fulfilling the original owner's last wish! ]

[Speaking of which, you are just a system, but you even know everything about the little ghost's life. You know quite a lot! ]

System: [Of course, there is nothing I don’t know within a hundred miles! Do you know how powerful I am now? ]

Yan Jiaojiao snorted coldly: [Opening a dyeing factory just because you have some color has its pros and cons. Who knows if you, a worthless thing, have other defects! ]

system:........

You know what, although this host is arrogant and conceited, she does have real skills and is quite smart! She could even think of this!

System: [The only flaw is that it can freeze at any time and needs to be constantly charged!] Why is this a bit embarrassing?

Upon hearing this, Yan Jiaojiao burst into laughter: [Hahaha, I really got it right. I said you were a loser, and you really are! ]

Being mercilessly mocked by Yan Jiaojiao, the system was filled with black lines on its face...

Its lifelong reputation was ruined just like that. It was a high-level ruler in the system world, but it became a useless chicken here!

Could we change the host?

Obviously not....

System: [Host, can you please stop laughing? This system is not completely useless. With this system by your side, I can overcome all difficulties! ]

[Overcoming all difficulties, does this fairy need you? When the little ghost appeared just now, why didn't you bravely move forward? ]

The system was ashamed: [This system is outside the Three Realms, and now it has no entity, how can it bravely move forward? ]

[By the way, how do you charge? How do you become physical? When will this fairy see your true form? ]

Yan Jiaojiao asked a series of questions!

System: [This is easy. If the host goes out for a walk often, I will take you to eat melons, and the power will come! With enough power, you can advance, and this system will have a physical body! ]

【So simple? 】

System: [It’s that simple! ]

[In that case, let's set off for the Shangshu Mansion. There must be a lot of melons along the way!] She was very curious about what the system's true form was! Could it be a pig?

Waited a few seconds...

After getting no response, Yan Jiaojiao continued to call out: [System, system...]

Still no response!

Got it!

It’s obvious that there is no battery and the phone has crashed!

Moreover, it is not reliable at all!

~

Recalling the contents of the book, the Shangshu Mansion is in the capital city. This place is not far from the capital city. It can be reached by crossing the mountains in front!

Yan Jiaojiao moves forward all the way. Although she is small, she is full of spirit and energy!

When passing by a mountain path, I even climbed up a tree to pick some fruits to eat!

But halfway through the journey, they encountered several robbers who were about to go down the mountain to do something bad!

Well, either she was too lucky, or the bandits were too unlucky!

This gang of bandits is so lucky to have run into her, a once-in-a-century encounter!

"Brother, look, there is a cute little girl in front!" The bearded man carrying a big knife was startled and pointed at Yan Jiaojiao with his rough index finger!

The leading man took a quick look and his eyes lit up! "Whose lost little girl is this? She's not dressed well, but she's pretty! She'll definitely fetch a good price!"

Yan Jiaojiao tilted her head, a little speechless: [I want to sell this fairy, but I’m afraid you don’t have the luck to do it! ]

System: [Host, these robbers want to sell you to a brothel. What can we do? They are not ghosts, but human beings. Your formations and spells are useless to them! ]

Yan Jiaojiao was stunned: [Tongzi, you are alive again? ]

System: [Isn't there a melon? The power of this system has recovered a little bit, the question is... what should I do now? Can your little arms and legs handle it? ]

[Who are you looking down on? Are you scared by just a few robbers? If you want to follow me, you can’t be so cowardly. I feel ashamed~]

I'm so hungry, let me eat lipstick first!

"Crack" the fruit is so sweet and fragrant!

The system's face was filled with black lines: [Host, it's already this time, are you still in the mood to eat? ]

[Man is made of iron and rice is made of steel. If you don't eat for a meal, you will be hungry. If you don't have delicacies, you must eat some fruits to calm your nerves! ] Even the king of heaven can't stop her from filling her stomach!

System: Is the host a foodie?

If you didn't know her well, you would suspect that she was the reincarnation of a starving ghost?

Well, I hope she survives tonight...

"After searching high and low for something, we finally got it without any effort. As soon as we went out, we met a beautiful girl. We're going to make a fortune!" When the robbers thought of the huge sum of money, they laughed with their yellow teeth showing!

Yan Jiaojiao rolled her eyes, ignored him, took the red fruit in her hand, and ate while walking!

Looks soft and cute!

"Boss, that little girl is getting far away!" the bearded man shouted!

"Pa!" The man slapped the bearded man on the forehead and angrily said, "You knew he was going too far, why didn't you chase him?"

"Yes!"

The two men took quick steps and chased after Yan Jiaojiao. They grabbed her around the waist and captured her!

"The little girl is very cute, she doesn't cry or make a fuss, she's so interesting!" The bearded man laughed with his head tilted back, his obscene look was hard to describe!

Yan Jiaojiao felt a little dizzy. What did it mean to hold her under the armpits?

"Uncle, have you not showered for a long time? Or do you have lice? Your armpit hair... stinks? Do you have body odor?"

System: [Host, you are right. The bearded man not only has body odor, but also doesn't like to take a shower or brush his teeth. Last night, he even stepped on a pile of shit while squatting in the toilet! ]

[I see. Does anyone know that he doesn't take a shower or brush his teeth?]

System: [Unknown]

Oh my, it’s such a shame to have such a partner!

"Uncle, you admit it by not saying anything. You don't take a shower or brush your teeth. Doesn't your wife dislike it? And there's a pile of feces on your foot. Did you not eat it clean last night? Are you saving it for a snack when you go out today?" Yan Jiaojiao's eyes were full of innocence and she looked harmless!

The bearded man frowned and became angry: "What nonsense are you talking about, you little calf?"

How does this little girl know that he doesn’t like brushing his teeth or taking a bath?

As for the shit on his feet, he himself didn't know when it got stuck!

"Uncle, don't you have a wife? That's right... No girl would like a dirty boy like you!"

Just a few words made the two men next to him burst into laughter!

"Third brother, I didn't expect you to be so sloppy that even the little girls dislike you! I was wondering why you stinked everywhere you went today, it turns out you were carrying shit gold with you!" The man who spoke was Huangmao!

"Third brother, even though we are bandits, we still have to be careful and not let others laugh at us!" The leading man shook his head speechlessly! He seemed to be disgusted too!

"Yes, boss!" The bearded man glanced at Yan Jiaojiao and squeezed hard, trying to punish her!

But he used too much force and dislocated his arm!

On the contrary, Yan Jiaojiao was fine!

"Ah..., Boss, my shoulder is powerless!" The bearded man put Yan Jiaojiao down and held his dislocated left shoulder!

"Third brother, how come your shoulder is dislocated?" The leading man was confused!

"I don't know either, it's really weird!" The bearded man gnashed his teeth in pain! Sweat beads appeared on his forehead!

"Yellow Hair, you carry this little girl!"

"Yes!" The yellow-haired man picked up Yan Jiaojiao and carried her on his shoulders!

[Alas, you will suffer the consequences if you do evil. System, did these robbers do a lot of bad things? ]

System: [They raped women and even spared the elderly, women and children. They are evil people who have committed too many sins in their lives. It is a miracle that they are still alive today! ]

[So bad? It seems that after doing so many bad things, this day is coming to an end! ]

Within three seconds, Yan Jiaojiao began to hum randomly, and occasionally let out a few "ow" sounds!

The three robbers didn't take it seriously at first, until a pack of wolves appeared nearby!