After everyone eavesdropped on my thoughts, I chose to play badly and eat melons

Yan Shian: My dear daughter is too aggressive in criticizing others, but...she’s a good critic!

Mrs. Min: My girl, we are girls and we will get married in the future. We must always pay attention to our image as ladies, even if we just think about it in our hearts!

Yan Jiaojiao was eating melon leisurely. When she saw her parents and elder brother were looking at her, she felt uncomfortable!

[Why are you looking at me? I know I am as beautiful as a flower, but you can't look at me so directly. It's rude!]

System: [Host, your family is weird. They always look at you! ]

[This is all caused by beauty. If being pretty is a sin, then this fairy has committed a heinous crime! ]

Everyone: Jiaojiao, where do you get your confidence from? You must have forgotten that you are still a stunted kid, and you are not as beautiful as a flower.

Min said gently: "Jiaojiao, girls should sit gracefully, with their legs closed, not open!"

[Does this mean that this fairy is not elegant? 】

Min: Yes, be elegant!

[Elegance is useless to me, I just do whatever makes me feel comfortable! Why do you have to cater to other people's preferences and make things difficult for yourself? ]

My daughter is disobedient, I need to find a etiquette teacher to teach her when I have time...

"Mom, we can talk about the sitting posture later. Aren't you talking about eldest brother now?" It's not fun to be named while eating melons!

Back to the topic, the Min couple gave Yan Zhengting some education again!

No matter how Yan Zhengting defended himself, it was useless. Even if he named Liu Sisi as a flower, the Yan family would not accept it!

~

After Yan Zhengting was scolded, the Min couple looked at Yan Jiaojiao again!

Both brother and sister will not be spared from verbal attacks today!

Seeing the Min couple looking over, Yan Jiaojiao was startled: [System, this fairy suddenly has a bad premonition! ]

really!

next second!

"Jiaojiao, girls should be well-educated and well-mannered from childhood, because we will get married in the future! Women should obey their fathers at home and their husbands after marriage. These are the three obediences and four virtues! From tomorrow on, I will ask a teacher and a woman to teach you etiquette, and I will also train you in music, chess, calligraphy and painting!"

Yan Jiaojiao pouted and said, "Mother, Jiaojiao doesn't like music, chess, calligraphy and painting. It's not easy for me to meet you. I want to spend more time with you."

Upon hearing this, Min was slightly moved.

After two seconds of touching...

[Reading and writing? I read and wrote in my last life, why do I need to do it again in this life? Can that be eaten as food? I don’t want it! ]

[Music, chess, calligraphy, and painting? Such a torturous trick is actually used on this fairy. Is my mother really torturing me? ]

[Marrying? Why marry? What's the benefit of marrying? Besides, giving birth is so painful, is it something I can endure? I don't want to marry, I just want to be a mascot at home! I have several brothers at home, are you still worried that I can't afford to support them? ]

[Think carefully, it's so nice to be a waste, clothes are provided for you, food is provided for you, life is so carefree and happy! ]

The Min couple's eyes widened: What, your daughter's ambition is to be a waste? My dear daughter, can you set a bigger goal?

Yan Zhengting: My little sister wants to be a waste. As the eldest brother, I can afford to support her and am willing to support her. But do my parents know about this? Do they agree?

Yan Jiaojiao has thought about it. She worked so hard to ascend to heaven in her previous life, but she didn't end up well. Now she is reincarnated as a harmless little girl. What's the point of being hardworking? This time she chooses to sit back and watch the show!

The Min couple looked at each other. If their daughter didn't want to study, then she didn't have to. They couldn't force her to study. What's more... with their daughter's lazy and domineering personality, it would be useless to force her to study!

Whatever, isn't it just a mascot? The Shangshu Mansion can afford it.

~

The next day!

Yan Jiaojiao slept until noon!

Just after I finished washing and packing, I saw the servant running towards Yan Zhengting!

So Yan Zhengting quickened his pace and walked towards the gate!

[Come on, Brother Wuxia went to see the male eunuch again? I guess the eunuch is making trouble again! ]

System: [Host, you have good eyesight. Your enemy's eldest brother is in a hurry. He is going to see the male eunuch! ]

Upon hearing this, Yan Zhengting was stunned!

My little sister knows it again!

But Sisi didn't want to eat or drink in the house, so he couldn't just sit there and watch! He had to go and see!

The pace that had been slowing down, accelerated again, but then I heard...

[My eldest brother's forehead is black today, I'm afraid he will have a bloody disaster, it seems that this trip is dangerous. Oh! Should I tell my eldest brother? How can I make him believe it? ]

Bloody catastrophe?

Yan Zhengting stopped and stood there in a daze!

Thinking back to yesterday, everything my sister was thinking came true!

Is it the same today?

He turned his body slightly, looked at the petite and lovely Yan Jiaojiao with his black eyes, and raised the corner of his mouth: "Little sister, big brother is going out for a while, do you want to come with us?" Taking little sister with him, he can know the surrounding dangers at the first time, so that nothing will happen, and he can also know Sisi's situation!

I was worrying about how to tell my eldest brother, but I didn't expect him to bring her along. Yan Jiaojiao was so happy!

Not only can you have fun and eat well when you go out, but you can also eat melons to recharge your system. This feeling is simply too good to be true!

"Yes!" Yan Jiaojiao agreed immediately and ran towards Yan Zhengting!

[Oh yeah, my brother is taking me out to play! ] I feel so happy that even my steps are much lighter!

Looking at the little sister who looks soft and cute, but is actually a clever little girl at heart, Yan Zhengting held his forehead, wanting to cry but without tears!

Forget it, she’s my own little sister, I should just spoil her myself!

I brought Yan Jiaojiao into the carriage, thinking that I would get some useful information, but unexpectedly... I could only hear her and the system gossiping along the way!

~

System: [Host, look, the woman in this family is giving birth! ]

Yan Jiaojiao lifted the car curtain and looked at the small houses on the roadside! She was very excited!

[Another new life is coming. This house has a solid foundation. The main door faces south and is on the left. It looks like this baby is a kettle with a handle! ]

System: [Host is awesome, you predicted the gender of the baby before it was even born! ]

Then someone said: [Host, Aunt Li from the house in front has hemorrhoids. She stands in the toilet but doesn’t poop. She likes to poke it with her hands... She doesn’t wash her hands after rubbing it, and she even makes ramen for her husband to eat]

[The ramen that her husband eats, could it be that she made it freshly?] Yan Jiaojiao smiled slyly, and the meaning of her words was self-evident!

System: [That’s not the case, it’s just that the ramen his husband ate had some residue from Aunt Li! ]

Yan Zhengting beside him had a dark face...

Is this his sister and the gossip system? She is so young, but she knows a lot!

But the meaning of this word is somewhat dirty...

That’s not enough, and another piece of gossip follows.

System: [The family next door is Aunt Wang. Aunt Wang's livestock is even more powerful. Her male dog slept with Uncle Li's ewe and produced a litter of hybrid creatures.]

Yan Jiaojiao was immediately interested and said excitedly: [What hybrid creature? This is cross-racial love, called a mixed-race child! ]

System: [Mixed-blood? This name sounds good! It is indeed better than hybrid! ]

[By the way, how did Auntie Wang's male dog catch Uncle Li's ewe? I'm very curious. And...the ewe gave birth to a bunch of freaks! What did Uncle Li think about this? ]

System: [The male dog of Aunt Wang's family is tall and mighty, and is usually brave and good at fighting. In this neighborhood..., he is the boss among dogs! ]

[So fierce? Why did you fall in love with Uncle Li's ewe? ]

System: [Although he is brave and good at fighting, and he is also the boss among dogs, he is also a scumbag dog. He usually bullies the little dogs outside and sows seeds everywhere! Now... Spring is here, and the sowing season has also arrived. A few days ago, the ewes of Uncle Li's family grew up after the New Year. The little ewes are slim and charming, and they were immediately spotted by the scumbag dog of Aunt Wang's family! So he couldn't control his restless body! ]

Yan Jiaojiao stared with round eyes and said excitedly: [Why is the ewe of Uncle Li so attractive? What kind of ewe is it? This fairy is very curious! ]

System: [Big fat butt sheep, the only characteristic of this kind of sheep is that its butt is extremely big, tender, soft, and perky! ]

Hearing this, Yan Jiaojiao touched her chin and nodded meaningfully!

[This fairy understands! It seems that the scumbag dog of Auntie Wang's family fell in love with her sexy and plump peach buttocks. Not bad... he has good taste! It seems that the big fat-butted ewe raised by Uncle Li is cheap for that scumbag dog! ]

System: [It’s more than just cheap, it’s like starting a harem! ]

[Mr. Li has no problem with this? Didn’t he realize that the culprit is the scumbag dog from Aunt Wang’s family?]

System: [Mr. Li is poor and blind, and has never been able to marry in his life. He can’t see clearly, so I have no objection.]

Yan Jiaojiao: “..........”

Yan Zhengting: “……….”

This scumbag is crazy!

System: [Speaking of hybrids, there are more than just dogs and sheep on this street. Host, please look ahead. Uncle Zhang's horse slept with Aunt Wu's cow and gave birth to a hybrid with a cow's head and a horse's tail! ]

[I thought Auntie Wang's dog was fierce enough, but I didn't expect Uncle Zhang's horse to be so aggressive! ]

System: [Uncle Zhang's horse is quite loyal. It only touched Aunt Wu's cow. According to our research, on the night when the cow was pregnant, Uncle Zhang's horse had sex seven times in one night!]

Yan Zhengting: Is this something he can listen to? His little sister is listening with great interest!

[What? Seven times a night during the pregnancy period, whose general is this? ]

[Fierce than a human, has Mr. Zhang's horse taken medicine? ]

[It's a pity that there is no picture, what a pity! System, you need to work harder and eat more melons, and strive to upgrade as soon as possible so that this fairy can see the picture. ]

Yan Jiaojiao sighed, feeling so regretful!

System: [This unit must work hard and strive to upgrade as soon as possible to fulfill the host's wish! ]

Is this what my sister wishes for?

Yan Zhengting was petrified on the spot...

Who can save this girl? She still wants to watch the pictures. Is this something a little girl like her can watch?

[Even livestock cannot escape the desire for food, sex, and pleasure! How much less so humans....]

System; [Host, that family is even more outrageous. Have you seen that wealthy family? The owner of this family is Mr. Wang, and his cousin is an official in the court, so the whole family benefits from it! ]