After everyone eavesdropped on my thoughts, I chose to play badly and eat melons

Min's face was full of black lines! Very embarrassed!

My daughter, you can complain all you want, but why don’t you even let your mother off?

[My mother's face looks so ugly, even uglier than if she had eaten feces! ]

The Min family suffered another blow! Unexpectedly, the best is yet to come!

Although this metaphor is appropriate, it is too exaggerated!

"Yan Shian, tell me the truth, where did you get the sachet? If you don't explain it clearly today, don't even think about going to bed!" She was so angry that she put her hands on her hips and vented her anger at Yan Shian!

My wife, my daughter is complaining about you, you can't let your husband suffer!

"This sachet was bought by your husband as a gift for you!" Yan Shian explained hurriedly!

"Send it to me, who would believe it?"

[Mother, Daddy bought it for you, Jiaojiaoxin! ]

Yan Shian: See, my precious daughter believes it! Now you should believe it, right?

Min: Is this the point? Isn’t the point how to solve the evil spirit?

"If Madam doesn't like it, just throw it away!" Yan Shian thought, it should be safe if he threw it away!

[Throw it away? The evil spirit's sachet cannot be thrown away randomly. It would be strange if you don't get angry if you see the fruits of your labor being thrown away. Tie a red string on the sachet and burn it. When burning it, burn more paper money, and the evil spirit will automatically dissipate! ]

[This day after day, I am really worried. I can’t go back to my room after sleeping for a long time! I have to work overtime and stay up late to watch this couple flirting! ]

After getting the solution, Yan Shian hurriedly said: "Daddy's shoulders are suddenly no longer sore, Jiaojiao, go back and have a rest!" Then he took back the sachet!

Seeing that he had no intention of throwing away the sachet, Yan Jiaojiao felt relieved!

[When you need my help, call me my darling daughter. Now that you don’t need me anymore, just call me by my name! What a scumbag! ]

Yan Shian: My dear girl, your imagination is a little bit wild, and daddy can’t stand it!

"Daddy and mommy, please go to bed early, don't worry~"

The couple didn't dare to say anything more. They just smiled and waved, watching Yan Jiaojiao go into the house to rest!

After the door was closed, the couple looked at each other and went back to the room in tacit understanding.

After returning to the house, the first thing he did was to find the red rope and then quietly take out a bundle of paper money!

"Madam, I have prepared the paper money for you. Do you think this is enough?"

"I've also found some red ropes. Without further ado, let's go to the backyard and find a secret place to burn it!"

The couple went to the backyard quietly!

As the saying goes, when husband and wife work together they can accomplish anything!

Finally, the evil spirits are perfectly dispelled!

~

After the matter was resolved, the couple returned to the house as soon as possible.

"Madam, will the method my daughter suggested work? We can't see the evil spirit, and we don't know if it has been dispelled?" Yan Shian was still a little worried!

"I think it's possible. My daughter is really capable!" Min said firmly~!

"That's good. In that case... let's take a break!" As soon as he finished speaking, Yan Shian got started!

He hugged Min and started to bite her!

Finally no more live broadcast~

Min quickly pushed him away, covering her mouth and saying, “Don’t kiss me, I think it’s dirty!”

Yan Shian thought of what Yan Jiaojiao had said before and knew that Min had misunderstood!

He hurriedly explained: "Madam, please listen to my explanation. Your husband has never kissed Han! I have only kissed you in my life!"

"Explanation is a cover-up, I don't believe it!" Min quickly distanced herself!

"What do you want in exchange for your belief?" Yan Shian was anxious!

Kissing my wife, I can see her but I can’t kiss her. It’s not a pleasant feeling. Now I’m not even allowed to touch her!

"Unless my daughter says you haven't kissed her, I won't believe it!"

"Then tonight, let's not kiss first, how about..." Yan Shian stepped forward, since kissing didn't work, then hug and lift him up high!

Min immediately refused: "Don't even think about it tonight! Let's not talk about whether the evil spirit has dissipated. Besides, I haven't confirmed whether you and Han Chunhua have kissed!"

"Madam, we haven't seen each other for a month, don't you miss your husband?" Yan Shian felt aggrieved!

"I don't want to!" Min said one thing and meant another!

"Madam, you have such a cruel heart. I miss you every day and night! But you don't even think about it!" Once a man acts coquettishly, there is nothing a woman can do!

"There is another aunt in the mansion. If you want, go find Zhou Yunyun!"

When Zhou was mentioned, Yan Shian's face fell: "Don't mention her, she doesn't like me at all. Every time I see her, she gives me a cold face. I won't go!"

"Yunyun doesn't fight or compete, has a good personality, and has been doing her duty over the years! You must not let her down!"

They are all Yan Shian’s women, but Min is particularly tolerant towards Zhou Yunyun!

"I know, but I'm not interested in her. My mind is on my wife!"

"Besides, it's late at night and Zhou has gone to bed early. It would be bad to disturb her!" To put it bluntly, Yan Shian just didn't want to go to Zhou Yunyun's room. He always felt it was dead and lifeless, and he felt depressed every time he went there!

"Okay, you can stay tonight, but only for sleeping, don't think about anything else!"

Yan Shian frowned. He really wanted to eat meat, but his wife wouldn't let him. There was nothing he could do. He couldn't force her, right?

There will be no happiness in the later period!

Forbearance a moment, calm, take a step back, a brighter future!

Be a man, then open up your horizons!

..........

The next day!

The Min couple got up at dawn!

After washing up, the couple went to find Yan Jiaojiao together!

As soon as I got to the door, I realized that my baby girl wasn’t awake yet!

Considering that she slept late last night, they let her sleep a little longer and they continued to wait without taking it to heart!

I thought I just had to wait a while, but after waiting for a long time, the sun was already shining on my butt, and my daughter still didn't get up!

She called for the lights to come on and whispered, "Is Jiaojiao still awake?"

"Madam, the young lady is sleeping soundly! In my opinion, she will not wake up for a while!"

The couple looked at each other and decided to retreat first. It seemed that they were too hasty!

"Go to the kitchen and prepare some food. Jiaojiao will be hungry when she wakes up!" Min said considerately!

"Yes, I will prepare it right away!"

After Deng'er left, Min said to Yan Shian, "Master, go and do your work first. I'll go in and see Jiaojiao!"

"Okay!" He couldn't just stay here until his precious daughter woke up!

After Yan Shian left, Min pushed the door open and walked in!

As soon as I saw the scene inside the house, my tongue exploded!

The bedding fell to the ground, and the little girl's head was tilted back on the side of the bed, with her whole body spread out!

Not only that, but he also hiccups and grinds his teeth!

Min held her forehead and shook her head speechlessly!

It’s your own child, so you have to raise him even if you don’t like him!

He came to the bedside, picked up Yan Jiaojiao and straightened her body!

Affected by the outside world, Yan Jiaojiao frowned, but did not wake up!

She turned over and faced Min with her back! Her little butt sticking up...

next second!

"Poof~" A big, loud fart went straight to Min's forehead!

At that time, Min was bending down to pick up the bedding, and happened to meet the oncoming loud fart!

This is my own daughter, I found her with great difficulty, you can’t beat her!

It's just a fart. Who doesn't fart in this world?

Min comforted herself and quietly covered Yan Jiaojiao with the quilt!

As soon as I covered it, the quilt was kicked over, and then I covered it again, and it was kicked over again!

Min slapped her forehead and sighed!

Forget it, just let this girl act recklessly. If she continues like this, she will go crazy!

"Roasted chicken legs and roasted chicken wings! They smell so good, puff~ puff~" Yan Jiaojiao talked in her sleep, chewing her food non-stop!

He pulled Min's hand, held it in his arms, and gave her a few kisses from time to time!

Min wanted to pull away, but Yan Jiaojiao wouldn't let her. She wrapped her legs around and clamped the other person's wrist!

"It smells so good and tastes so good!" Yan Jiaojiao's mouth was full of drool. Sometimes she smiled foolishly, sometimes she looked satisfied. In short... she closed her eyes and enjoyed the whole process!

Min tried to pull away many times, but even with all her strength she couldn't pull Yan Jiaojiao away!

What's going on? Why is Jiaojiao so strong?

She tried her best to break free but failed, but Jiaojiao didn't move?

The system at the side couldn't stand it anymore and kindly reminded: [Host, wake up, wake up! Your mother can't move, she has been defiled by you! ]

[Don't disturb this fairy while she's having a meal...] ​​The voice is lazy, close your eyes and continue~

"Jiaojiao, the sun is shining on our butts, we should get up!" Min tried to wake her up!

But Yan Jiaojiao didn't move at all and continued to daydream about delicious things!

Seeing this, the system directly uses its ultimate move!

[Host, it's bad, robbers are coming, they want to steal your silver and your chicken legs! ]

His black eyes suddenly opened, he sat up, and immediately let go of Min!

"Where are the robbers? How dare you rob this fairy of her silver and chicken legs? Are you trying to kill yourself?"

Wait, she doesn't seem to have any money? She was a poor loser in her previous life as an immortal!

As for the chicken drumsticks...?

Looking around, it suddenly dawned on me!

The mother and daughter looked at each other, and there was a different meaning in their eyes!

Min's face was full of black lines, and he asked for the shaded area online!

Yan Jiaojiao was stunned: [Why is my mother here? Could it be that the chicken drumstick just now was...]

System: [Host, you guessed correctly. The chicken leg you just licked was from your mother's hand! Fortunately, you have a conscience and didn't bite it! ]

Does she have a conscience? She obviously couldn't bear to eat it, fearing that it would be gone after she ate it, so she had to lick it twice to satisfy her appetite! She saved it for next time... Who would have thought that the sweet and delicious chicken leg was from her mother's beautiful little hand!

[I have to say, my mother's hands are so white and beautiful. I didn't get to eat the chicken leg, but it was worth it to lick it twice. It's worth it! ]