Hu Dou became an Internet celebrity after he passed the postgraduate entrance examination
Chapter 86 Selling health products to idiots when they get old
It was time to go on stage, and Ji Wu carried the cat with him, holding the cat on a leash.
Ji Wu appeared with Wu Li. The students below cheered and found it even more interesting. Their sister Wu was really unique. She liked this cat so much.
"Sister Wu, you brought the cat with you. Do you really like this cat so much?"
"Wuli = physics. Sister Wu really loves physics!"
"Can we pet the cat?"
"Sister Wu, let us touch it!"
Wuli was very well behaved. She lay on Ji Wu's arm motionless, and even snored a little, which made Ji Wu want to suck Wuli. But he still had to have some dignity in public, hahaha.
"Sister Wu, are you going to hold Wuli in your arms while you teach? Won't that disturb it?"
"Wuli won't be stressed out, will he?"
"Sister Wu, can we touch each other? Seriously!"
Ji Wu hugged Wu Li tightly, and Ji Wu didn't dare to say a word.
The professors from Jiangcheng University of Technology also came. They didn't dislike Ji Wu, but they just thought it was strange. Why did he bring a cat with him? Was this cat the one who saved Ji Wu's life? And its name was Wuli. There were really too many strange things about it.
When Wuli saw a group of little old guys, it jumped off Ji Wu's arms and ran away. If Ji Wu hadn't hung a rope on it, Ji Wu probably wouldn't have been able to catch this little rascal.
"What are you going to do?" Ji Wu spoke to Wu Li in a very gentle voice.
“Meow meow meow~” Wuli is of course a cat at heart.
Then he jumped three times and landed directly on the legs of the old professors.
This is really offensive. Ji Wu apologized immediately. How could he blame these old professors?
Wu Li rolled right up to the person's lap, but was very well behaved. Ji Wu didn't even need to apologize. The old professor laughed and said that the cat rolled onto his lap because it liked him, otherwise why wouldn't it roll onto other people's laps?
Ji Wu didn't dare to say a word.
With a change of style, these old professors are really noisy and cute.
"It's impossible that he doesn't like me. My little dog likes to rub against me every day when I go home."
"Am I a mean person? What do you mean by liking only you? Come here, cat, I want a hug too!"
"You obviously like me, otherwise why would the light go to my legs? Why not to your legs?"
They started arguing, arguing, these are the old naughty boys, a group of old professors really showed a different side from their usual teaching classes, experiments and group meetings.
The students were totally shocked and felt like they were deeply backstabbed by the extremely serious old professor in the classroom. That was right, now they were jealous of each other over a kitten.
Wuli seemed to be a very human-like kitten. When people were fighting for its favor, it would treat everyone equally and would lie on and rub against every professor's lap.
Now, there is no need to be jealous, and everyone is extremely happy.
"Dear professors, Wuli, please keep an eye on him while I give the lecture." Ji Wu said this shamelessly.
The professors were extremely happy. Everyone could take part in it. They were so happy.
Ji Wu explained the questions to everyone seriously. The topic of the professional course at Jiangcheng University of Technology was not very difficult. Ji Wu also explained it faster, and the students were still eager to hear more.
"The time is not up yet. I can still answer your questions. You can ask me anything else you want to ask me." Ji Wu was still the same as always, and of course was very nice to everyone.
The problem came up, one, two, three, there were many, but they were all...
"Ji Wu, why are you so cruel and want to kill others?"
"Ji Wu, did you borrow the lives of Chen Meng and He Zhoujing to bring yourself good luck?"
"Ji Wu, do you admit that you took other people's lives to make yourself lucky? I didn't expect you to be such a person. The metaphysics bloggers have calculated that your fate was originally very bad, but now it has become a good one because you used other people's fate! Aren't you afraid of retribution for this?"
No, where did these navy come from?
Ji Wu raised his eyebrows and tightened his grip on the microphone.
"Bring the evidence!"
"Whoever makes the claim should provide evidence. Don't tell me these unfounded stories without any evidence. If you really think I did these things, you'd better call the police and have them arrest me and say I killed someone!"
Ji Wu was also irritated by these idiots. There was not a single nice word he could say all day long, right?
Ji Wu was really angry. If her emotions became any more unstable, she would just grab the microphone and throw it away.
"The metaphysics blogger has already said it, why are you still quibbling? You want to kill two people to change your own fate. You have done too many bad things, and you will be punished!"
The situation was about to get out of control, Ji Wu stood on the stage.
The old professors jumped out.
"You guys don't believe in science or democracy at all. You only believe in those nonsense. If fate could be changed, I would change the fate of all Americans!"
"That's right, can I change the fate of those great Western physicists to my own, so that our country's physics can be even more powerful?"
"You change your fate every day, but how many lives can be changed for you? You are stupid and ignorant. The metaphysics blogger said that you will get rich tomorrow. Did you really get rich? It has never come true. You just believe these things. When you are my age, people who want to buy health products will specifically look for you!"
The old professors do have some offensive power, and it’s very strong, leaving people speechless with what they say.
Ji Wu even wanted to applaud.
The students also watched the fun and mocked the idiots who believed in everything.
"If I can't find a job after graduation, I'm going to sell health supplements, specifically to idiots like you!"
"Graduates from Jiangcheng University of Technology are selling health products to you, so just be content!"
"Everyone has one, don't fight over it! If it's not enough, the manufacturer can just dig up some soil and pour it in!"
Just watch, Ji Wu doesn’t need to say anything, the indignant people have already spoken directly, leaving the idiots speechless!
The old professors gave thumbs up one after another.
As for the live broadcast, the audience in the live broadcast room were also very excited.
[I am really laughing to death. When I get old and sell health products, I will first look for these idiots! ]
[Old professors are really unreasonable when they talk, but I like it. Why? ]
[Also changing my fate, if it could be changed, how could I be so miserable, or did someone steal my fate? ]
[There are still a lot of idiots in the world. As expected, the assembly line needs these people to tighten the screws. It’s OK for me to enjoy the air conditioning in the office. ]
The comments were very lively, which was really a pleasure for the production crew.
It's enough to have popularity, no need to think too much, just give the capitalists what they want.
Ji Wu spoke up only after the noise had reached a certain level.
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