Genshin Impact: Wendy's Adventure of Reverse Travel

Early this morning, Wendy was in the "Code of Law" of Zhong Li's newly created "Family of Mutual Invasion and Harm"

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"One day a sheep was walking on the road and suddenly it became longer. Do you know why? Because it was walking on a long goat path."

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Love and Tears are two sets of books. Someone came to buy the books today and saw only Love.

I asked the store manager, "Why is there one book missing?"

The boss said, "This book is about winter."

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Do you know why Sino sells refrigerators? Because he has a lot of bad jokes hidden in his box.

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Do you know why Nel is a water type?

Because of the cement road (Nilu)

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In fact, the earliest flutes in Teyvat were all eyeless. Because they had no eyes, they could not make any sound, and therefore were despised by the people of Teyvat. Until one day, a different child - Fiddle Look, was born in Mond!

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Zhong Li: That’s enough. Wait, don’t send it yet.

Ying: It's so cold... So cold... Zhong Li, why doesn't your little sun work? How about getting an electric blanket?

Look:................................

Wendy: Hey, cough, ahhh, the Xumi Dafeng disciplinary officer Cyno stole my account, that's too abominable, ahhh (good reading)

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Teyvat Continent - Desert

Seno: A-choo!

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Ying: Hahahaha (ice cube shape)

Wendy: Do you know why fluorescent lights glow?

Ying: I don’t know, and I don’t want to know. Don’t say it. Thank you.

Wendy: Because she was exposed to the sun, the ultraviolet rays made the fluorescent material glow

Zhong Li: He is a bard of irrationality (physics) (female voice)

Wendy: Why does the old man’s demon slayer Xiao often stay up late but doesn’t lose his hair?

Zhong Li: Hair Care Yaksha

Wendy: Bingo! Correct!

Wendy: The word "Fa" in the word "Dao" (meaning "law") is homophonic with "Fa" (meaning "hair"), so hair care is the reason for not losing hair. This is a funny point that makes people laugh out loud.

Ying: (Cesarean section)

Zhong Li: I'll be responsible for laughing, hahahaha (good reading)

Diluk: Drinks, would you like some?

Wendy: Any wine? Any wine? Any wine?

Diluk: Yes

Wendy: I'm Tomaleila (tm is spicy)

Diluk: ...

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Finish your drink

Zhong Li: After searching online, I also found the joke

Wendy: Oh?

Zhong Li: Wendy is washing clothes, but she can't stop sneezing. Do you know why?

Wendy: I ​​have a cold?

Zhong Li: No, it's because you were washing a sweater.

Zhong Li: Mao and cat are homophones, so cat is the reason why Wendy sneezes. This joke makes people laugh out loud.

Wendy: (Caesarean section)

Ying: Hahahaha (good reading)

Zhong Li: Ah, the Sino disciplinary officer took away my account, ah (good reading)

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Teyvat Continent - Rainforest

Seno: A-choo, A-choo!!

When Tinari heard Seno sneeze, he turned around and asked Kelai to boil some hot water. "You, are you wearing too little and caught a cold? The weather in the rainforest is different from that in the desert."

"No, but I don't know what's going on either." Saino said helplessly.

"Master Tinari, the water is boiling!"

"it is good!"

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A family that invades and hinders each other

Zhong Li: Actually, I think you can go to bed now.

Wendy: No, what time is it to go to bed now?

Zhong Li: It’s eleven o’clock now.

Wendy: Hey, emm, let me see——I found it!

How do you sleep at your age? .jpg

Zhong Li:......