Monster, come to my bowl

As the ancients said, excessive joy leads to sorrow!

Cai Ji's boasting only lasted for a moment before someone poured a bucket of cold water on him.

Snapped!

While he was not paying attention, Xue Yi beside him suddenly snatched away the "Holy Sword".

"Hey! It's useful, isn't it?" The eldest lady raised the holy sword and said proudly, "If Shopkeeper Cai likes it, the price is one hundred thousand taels!"

"What? One hundred thousand taels? Why?" Cai Ji was confused.

"Because this holy sword is mine!" Xue Yi said with a wicked smile, "This was made with the fragments of my demon-slaying sword, I hired the forger, and I bought the forging tools... Do you think I would give it to you for free?"

"It's not worth giving it away for free." Cai Ji twitched his lips and laughed dryly, "But it can't be worth a hundred thousand taels! The Demon Slayer Sword is rare, but every demon-suppressing guard has it, how much can it be worth?"

"According to the rules of the Demon Suppression Bureau, if the Demon-Slaying Sword is lost, a fine of three hundred taels of silver will be imposed! The forging tools I purchased are worth seven hundred taels! The price I paid to ask Sixth Senior Sister to help is worth ninety-nine thousand taels! Adding the three together, it's a hundred thousand taels!" Xue Yi raised his chin to the sky and raised the price.

"What price can be worth ninety-nine thousand taels?" Cai Ji wanted to cry but had no tears.

At this moment, he finally understood why the eldest lady made such a happy bid last night!

Three holy words.

If he says ten thousand, it means ten thousand. If he says five thousand, it means five thousand!

She is not rich!

She had already made up her mind that she was going to get all the money back today!

Not only did he cheat him back, but he also took away his pants!

This is woman!

The prettier, the more cunning!

"You don't need to know the price. Anyway, I will set the price myself." Xue Yi put on an expression that showed he had Cai Ji in his hands, and continued, "If you want to buy it, you can deduct the silver by teaching me the Holy Word! When the silver reaches 100,000 taels, I will give you the Holy Sword! I won't bully you, 1,000 taels per word!"

At this point, she pulled out a piece of paper from her bosom, handed it forward, and said, "Here, that's all! You translate them into holy texts, and then teach me the corresponding holy words."

Cai Ji took it and looked at it, and found that the paper was filled with the tadpole script that was widely used in this world.

The meaning of these tadpole characters is simply jaw-dropping!

Riding on clouds and mist, overwhelming mountains and seas, having a long life, great fortune and blessings, indestructible, and able to kill all gods who stand in my way...

To sum up, the more exaggerated the better!

"Are you planning to get rich overnight?" Cai Ji didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and kept shaking his head while holding the paper.

"That's right!" Xue Yi put away his smile and said seriously, "Since there is a chance to ascend to heaven, why not try it? Most people will never encounter such an opportunity in their entire lives."

"I'm afraid that if the ascension fails, the person will die directly! I told you very clearly yesterday that casting the Holy Word will cause consumption to the body. You don't think I'm lying to you, do you?" Cai Ji reminded silently.

"I believe you!" Xue Yi nodded and insisted, "But I still want to try!"

Cai Ji looked at her serious expression, squinted his eyes and began to think seriously.

After thinking for a moment, he suddenly said, "Okay! In that case, I'll help you translate one sentence for free. Try it on yourself first!"

"Which sentence?" Xue Yi asked.

"Kill the gods who stand in your way!" Cai Ji said with a straight face and an indifferent tone, "I want to see if nothing will happen when you say this to yourself using the Holy Word, or will you be struck to death by lightning on the spot?"

"This……"

When Xue Yi heard this, he was stunned on the spot.

She suddenly realized that her steps seemed to be a little too big.

Although, there is no egg to talk about.

But it pulled my hips!

God blocks and kills God?

What Cai Ji said seemed to be correct. If there really was a God in this world, he would have sent down thunder to strike her to death before she could learn the holy words!

On the contrary, if there is no God in this world, then what is the point of her learning this holy word?

This is a logical mistake.

Miss Xue, who was a little too excited, was embarrassed on the spot.

She was silent for a long time, as if she realized something. Suddenly, she reached out to snatch the paper from Cai Ji's hand and tore it into pieces in a few seconds.

"Let me think about it again!" said the eldest lady with a little regret.

Cai Ji didn't respond, but stretched out his right hand and hooked it.

"You wish!" Xue Yi saw this and immediately put away the crowbar in his hand. He sneered and said, "One hundred thousand taels, no bargaining! If you want it, exchange it for the practical words of God."

"Why don't you behave?" Cai Ji said with a depressed look, and decisively took the step of retreating to advance: "Forget it! I don't want it! You pay me the 23,000 taels of silver you owe me first, and I will find a way to solve the problem of weapons myself!"

"Really?" Xue Yi didn't believe it.

"Really!" Cai Ji nodded, patted his butt and walked towards the guesthouse.

Do the whole act and pretend to be awesome!

If you say no, then don’t want it!

Unless you don’t want money!

But before he took two steps, he heard a miserable dog barking behind him.

Wangcai, who had been lying on the wall and unable to get down, saw that his owner not only did not come to rescue him but also cruelly abandoned him, so he cried in panic.

It kicked its limbs wildly and actually jumped down from the top of the wall.

You know, the wall of the Plum Garden is 13 feet high.

It belongs to the real inner courtyard with high walls!

Click!

As expected, the dog became lame!

Not only did it break one leg, but also half of its mouth was crooked.

“Ahhhhhhhh…”

Wangcai fell to the ground, screaming with his dislocated jaw.

Cai Ji looked back and felt extremely guilty.

Gouzi treated him like his first love, but he sent Gouzi to the top of the wall!

It's worse than a beast!

“Lend it to me!” Cai Ji casually snatched the crowbar from Xue Yi’s hand, ran to Wangcai in two or three steps, and shouted to the dog: “Restore it to its original state!”

The magical scene appears again.

Wangcai, who was wailing, stopped screaming and climbed up from the ground.

Whoosh whoosh!

The dog came up to Cai Ji, wagging its tail and licking his hands, as if nothing had happened just now.

"Eh?" Xue Yi's eyes lit up when he saw this, and he immediately ran up to ask, "What did you shout at it? Why did its wound heal immediately?"

"You want to learn?" Cai Ji raised his hand to wipe the blood from his nose and said seriously, "I can teach you. The price is still the same! Two thousand taels per word."

"Deal!" Xue Yi raised his hand to grab the crowbar back without even thinking.

"Wait!" Cai Ji resolutely hid the crowbar behind his back and added seriously: "The additional condition is that you have to rent the holy sword to me! The rent is one hundred taels per day!"

"Rent?" The young lady was stunned on the spot. After frowning and thinking for a moment, she answered decisively: "No rent! One hundred taels a day, only thirty-six thousand taels a year! I can't even make it back!"

After saying that, he grabbed Cai Ji's arm and snatched the crowbar back.

Cai Ji was unable to resist and was once again in tears.

He simply picked up Wangcai and held him under his ribs, and walked towards the guesthouse while muttering to himself: "Alas, people are worse than dogs! Dogs just need to be well fed, but people have to scheme against each other and are unwilling to even give the most basic trust."

"Who are you calling worse than a dog?" Xue Yi kicked him directly.