Monster, come to my bowl

It’s not that Honghong and Lanlan are heartless and don’t care about Cai Ji’s life or death.

But silver smells better.

"Yes! There are plenty of opportunities!" Cai Ji nodded, opened the plan and said: "You can spend this money in advance, just don't forget your promise in the future."

"No! No!"

"When you leave, we will take good care of Wangcai!"

Honghong and Lanlan were overjoyed when they heard this. They quickly took the silver back, then stood where they were, looking at Cai Ji with their four shining eyes.

"Why are you standing there? Go and buy me weapons! Remember, pay double the money!" Seeing this, Cai Ji handed over the silver ingot in his hand again, urging with a helpless look.

……

In less than a quarter of an hour, the two maids came back.

Behind them followed two servants, each carrying a large bundle of weapons.

"Shopkeeper Cai, this is what you wanted!"

After the two servants put down their weapons, they went back happily.

Ding Ling clang.

Cai Ji walked forward and flipped through it, and was immediately amazed.

Long sword, short sword, meteor hammer, handcuffs, whip, nunchaku, darts, sleeve arrows, caltrops...

There’s even a rolling pin!

"So many?" Cai Ji was surprised and happy.

"They said these things are not valuable. The expensive ones cost a few cents of silver, while the cheap ones can be bought with copper coins. They are all ordinary goods." Lanlan replied with a smile.

"You gave us twenty taels of silver, and we bought this much." Honghong added.

It can be seen that the two little maids are in a good mood.

Although Shopkeeper Cai is a bit perverted.

But if you follow him, you can make real money!

When Cai Ji heard this, he suddenly understood.

Most of the servants and guards in this world are ordinary warriors, and they deal with ordinary people, so there is no need to use any magical weapons.

The weapons they used were naturally not on the same level as the demon-slaying swords of the Demon-Suppressing Guards.

It is normal to buy a bunch for twenty taels of silver!

"Go down and have a rest. I'll call you if anything happens."

After getting what he wanted, Cai Ji immediately asked Honghong and Lanlan to go back and rest, while he himself threw himself into the exciting and thrilling "self-strengthening" work.

I have the weapons, only the holy text is missing.

This must be studied carefully!

Your body is the foundation for showing off, so you dare not strengthen it randomly.

If it goes astray, the consequences will be disastrous.

Cai Ji doesn't want to become that weird Frankenstein monster.

He fell into deep thought.

As a graduate of Chinese language and literature, Cai Ji has a vocabulary far beyond that of ordinary people.

The problem is that he hasn't used these words for eight years, and they have sunk deep into his memory. Now he has to find a way to fish them out again.

"What words should I use?"

"Just saying 'I have a divine physique' using the Holy Word... won't work!"

"If that's possible, why not just say you're the Jade Emperor? Wouldn't that be a step to heaven?"

"That's right, the risk and reward are directly proportional!"

"If I fail, I probably won't have a nosebleed, but I'll explode on the spot!"

"You can't eat too much fat in one bite, so it's better to be safe and start with the basics!"

Cai Ji paced back and forth in the room, stroking his chin and talking to himself for a long time, and finally decided to remain cautious.

Although there is a chance of achieving success overnight, the risks are too great.

After determining the strategy and direction, he spread out the four treasures of the study and began to pick out words and phrases.

As the saying goes, a good memory is not as good as a bad pen!

It is definitely not as good to remember each thing as you think of it, rather than just thinking about it over and over again.

“To strengthen the body, use words that refer to health and strength.”

"I don't need the word 'health' for now. Many words and phrases that express strength already have the meaning of 'health' in them."

"Well...strong! That's a good word!"

"Strong, second, tyrannical; third, robber... fourth, strong, pig strong..."

"He is strong and healthy, in the prime of his life, he becomes stronger when he meets a strong opponent, he strives to improve himself, and the strong man locks the man..."

"Strongly plucked will be reduced to ashes... Strongly twisted melons are the sweetest... Strongly inserted yellow flowers are a few branches..."

"I read poetry and books but I sigh with gray hair... I forced myself to start a group battle but was attacked by the Japanese... Young people don't know the taste of sorrow, so they force themselves to express sorrow in order to compose new poems... I am sincere and brave and I also use martial arts, in the end I am strong and cannot be bullied!"

Cai Ji wrote as he thought, and soon filled up several sheets of paper.

Looking at the words he had thought of, he thought for a moment and finally chose the word "strong and healthy".

It may seem ordinary, but it is safe.

If self-reinforcement were really possible, there shouldn't be any side effects from using the term.

Ding Ling clang!

After selecting the sacred text, Cai Ji walked to the pile of weapons and began to pick.

After rummaging through the documents, I finally picked up a steel knife that looked new and shiny.

"Ha! Split Mount Hua with force... Roar! One cut into two... Hey! Three cuts into four..." Cai Ji was holding a knife, gesticulating around in the house and screaming like a ghost.

Warm up.

After a while, the warm-up was completed.

He sat upright on the edge of the bed with a knife in his right hand, silently chanting three times in his heart, "May God, Buddha, Allah, and the Jade Emperor bless you!" Then, with a nervous mood, he pointed his left hand towards his forehead!

"Be strong and healthy!"

Hey!

Don’t say it yet!

It cannot be said that this finger had no effect, it can only be said that nothing happened!

I imagined that a warm current appeared out of nowhere in my dantian and instantly reached my limbs and bones, but that didn't happen at all!

Steel knife, it’s still that steel knife!

Cai Ji, still that rookie!

The knife didn't break, the person didn't change.

Quite harmonious.

Cai Ji sat upright on the edge of the bed for a full half a quarter of an hour. When he was sure that his efforts were in vain, he angrily threw the steel knife in his hand to the ground.

Chonk, bang, bang!

"I... am going to fuck a horse!"

"Who the hell designed this plot?"

"It works sometimes, and sometimes it doesn't. Are you kidding me?"

He was so angry that he yelled at the sky at a 45-degree angle.

More expectation, more disappointment.

After a lot of effort and spending twenty taels of silver, in the end it was all in vain.

Wronged!

Tears welled up in his eyes.

Rumble!

As soon as Cai Ji finished speaking, a loud thunder suddenly sounded outside.

It made his ears numb.

"Ah, cough, cough... It's my fault! Just treat it as a fart." Cai Ji immediately shrank his neck, smiled awkwardly, and lowered his head to admit his mistake.

There is a god above your head, and the power of the ZZ must not be violated.

After retreating for half a quarter of an hour, Cai Ji finally breathed a sigh of relief when he found that there was no more thunder outside.

Looking at the pile of weapons on the ground, he felt both disgusted and distressed.

Twenty taels of silver!

It all went to waste!

Or, sell them back to the servants and guards?

Only half price!

They must be very happy!

After all, through this in and out, they not only made money for free, but also got their weapons back in their hands, without having to go through the trouble of purchasing them again. It was impossible not to be happy.

But, they will think Cai Ji is a fool!

Cai Ji didn't want to be a fool, so he thought about the pile of weapons for a moment and decided to recycle them.

How to use it?

Of course, I will continue to experiment with the Holy Word!

How could a man as principled as him give up completely just because of one failure?

impossible!

Absolutely impossible!

试！

Keep trying!

Try it and you will be heartbroken, hopeless and hopeless...

Then, completely give up the thought in this regard!

Cai Ji sat down on the ground and picked up various weapons, testing them one by one.

"Be strong and healthy!"

"Be strong and healthy!"

"Be strong and strong."

"Strong and healthy..."

Unfortunately, the idea is beautiful, but the reality is cruel.

Even after he had tried all the weapons, he still didn't feel that he had gotten stronger.

Not only did I not get stronger, I felt even more tired.

Feeling guilty, short of breath and having mouth cramps.

"Alas... this is my fate." Cai Ji picked up the last rolling pin, which could not even be called a weapon, with dull eyes, and knocked it on his bald head while laughing at himself: "Strong and healthy~"

Duang!

puff!

Miracles always appear unexpectedly!

The rolling pin hit the bald head, making a dull sound.

Then, it turned into a large pile of flying ash, falling down with a loud noise.

"Ah, pfft, puh, pfft!"

Cai Ji's face was covered with gloom, and he shook his head and raised his hands to hit the ground.

But before he could wipe off the dust, he froze!

why?

He suddenly found that a mysterious warm current was flowing through his body...