Monster, come to my bowl
Chapter 204 Prank
After a busy day, Cai Ji came to the inn to rest.
Unexpectedly, just as he lay down, he received a communication request from Xue Yi.
"Manager Cai, isn't the queen beautiful?" As soon as the video was connected, the eldest lady's jealous voice rang out.
"No way! The herdsmen are all dark and strong, how beautiful can the queen be?" Cai Ji said without thinking.
"Oh! How dare you lie to me! The queen is obviously fair and rosy-skinned, graceful, with picturesque eyes and eyebrows... What do you mean by saying that she is dark and rough? Is there something wrong?" Xue Yi immediately started to mock when he heard it.
Cai Ji knew that he couldn't explain at this time, so he decisively changed the subject and said, "Oh? You actually used a telescope to spy on the grassland queen? Do you have such a hobby?"
"Who peeped at her?" Xue Yi retorted on the spot, explaining unhappily, "I was concerned about you and wanted to see if you had met the Western Emperor. I just happened to see her nearby."
"Then you are just peeping at me!" Cai Ji protested.
"Who wants to spy on you!" Xue Yi rolled his eyes and said sharply, "I heard that in the grassland, if you publicly declare that you want to protect someone, you are proposing to that person! Since the queen is so beautiful, you should stay in the grassland and don't come back."
"Are you serious?" Cai Ji pretended to be surprised.
"Hmph! Bastard!" The eldest lady cursed angrily and directly turned off the communication.
Ah!
woman!
Cai Ji shook his head, put away the Bronzebeard magic weapon, and prepared to go to sleep.
But as soon as he closed his eyes, he felt something in his heart and remembered something important.
Harassing the Western Emperor!
"Show the Western Emperor." Cai Ji took out a bronze mirror and muttered directly.
Swish!
The figure of the Western Emperor appeared in the mirror.
You don’t know until you see it, and it makes you bleed from the nose.
Cai Ji unexpectedly discovered that the ancient demon emperor, who had been so angry and furious during the day, was not practicing, but was doing something unexpected!
It's taking a bath!
Moreover, it is in human form!
"Ah? This..."
Seeing the white body in the mirror, Cai Ji's heart was moved.
A monster is a monster!
Taking a bath without turning off the lights!
Did you do this on purpose?
At the same time, the Western Emperor also sensed the fluctuations of spiritual power nearby.
It immediately understood that the human who had made it so angry during the day was using some magic to spy on it again.
However, even though he discovered that he was being spied on, Xidi did not fight back.
Instead of fighting back, it deliberately stood up from the bathtub, puffed out its chest and said, "Is it beautiful? If it is, just look at it for a while longer. There are not many opportunities like this."
When Cai Ji heard the voice of the Ancient Demon Emperor, he felt a little embarrassed and speechless.
Just started watching and I discovered it!
Not only was he discovered, but the evildoer didn’t even care about being seen.
In this case, voyeurism loses its meaning.
It’s boring!
He decided on the spot to give the demon a surprise.
"Under the bath, the ground cracked!"
Cai Ji stared at the Western Emperor in the mirror and cast a spell.
Wow!
As soon as he finished speaking, the evildoer who was showing off her body fell into the ground along with a pool of bath water.
"close!"
Cai Ji cast the spell again.
Boom!
The ground that had just cracked closed instantly.
"Want to seduce me? No way!"
After Cai Ji finished his prank, he put away the telescope and talked to himself smugly.
……
Early the next morning, Cai Ji got up to help Beizhou make various magic weapons.
Since the living habits of grassland herdsmen are very different from those of other states, many of the suggestions originally put forward by the city lords of Zhongzhou are not suitable.
For example, herdsmen like to actively attack monsters and basically have no city defense equipment.
The weapons they most commonly used were the strong bows and crossbows in their hands, as well as various arrows.
Cai Ji could only strengthen the bows and arrows to improve the combat effectiveness of the herdsmen.
In addition, there are no cities in the Northern Province, and the nomadic tribes are not suitable for carrying extremely heavy bells.
Cai Ji had no choice but to give up making the warning bronze bell and instead made the horn widely used by herdsmen into a magic weapon for early warning.
And so on and so forth.
……
At the same time, Zhongzhou also started a national strengthening plan.
The Demon Suppression Offices in the twenty-nine cities of Zhongzhou have posted notices everywhere.
The content of the notice shocked the people.
"In order to deal with the threat of the demon tribe, starting today, all regions will launch a comprehensive national strengthening plan. Everyone, regardless of gender, age or status, can sign up. The Demon Suppression Bureau will use magic spells and magic weapons to improve the physical fitness of the people for free. The spells are safe and there is no risk! One strengthening will benefit you for life! Those who sign up will get strengthened first, and the number of places per day is limited."
The people of Qinghe City looked at the words on the notice and talked about it excitedly.
"Use magic to strengthen the body? Is it really possible?"
"Since the notice has been posted, it shouldn't be a lie! I just don't know how effective it will be."
"Has anyone tried it first? Let's see the effect."
"Just give it a try! I'll sign up right now!"
"I am coming too!"
Some brave people immediately went to the place designated by the Demon Suppression Bureau to register.
The rest of the people followed with curiosity to see the results.
Don't look at it, look at it!
The registration location was packed with people, and it was already blocked off.
As the saying goes, the one who is near the water and the tower first gets the moon.
It turned out that before the strengthening plan was fully disclosed, the Demon Suppression Bureau had already carried out strengthening internally.
Thousands of low-level demon-suppressing guards became the first beneficiaries.
These demon-suppressing guards were all ecstatic when they found that after being strengthened, their physical fitness in all aspects was greatly enhanced, and there were no side effects.
Although there were regulations prohibiting leaks of the news, many Demon Suppression Guards still intentionally or unintentionally leaked the news to people close to them, asking them to prepare for registration in advance.
Some big families in particular have already carried out internal mobilization.
Therefore, as soon as the notice was posted, while ordinary people were still hesitating, these people had already rushed to sign up.
The first people to arrive at the Demon Bureau of Qinghe Town to queue up for registration were the family of the city lord Yao Teng.
The entire clan surrounded the registration point.
"Ah? Why are there so many people?"
"It seems... they are all from the Yao family?"
"The city lord's family? Do they have to queue up too?"
"It seems that this time it's fair. The people from the city lord's family didn't go through the back door."
"What's fair about that? They must have received the news a long time ago, so they lined up in advance."
"That's not a problem! The point is that since the Yao family is so enthusiastic, it means that this enhancement is definitely useful!"
"Yes, yes, yes! Is there anyone who has completed the enhancement and wants to show everyone the results?"
The people of Qinghe City were talking about it.
At this moment, a ridiculous scene appeared.
A young man from the Yao family ran away from the Demon Suppression Bureau.
"I'm not going to study! I won't study anymore! I'm already a master now, I'm going to fight monsters!" The boy shouted excitedly as he ran towards the door.
"You little bastard! Stop right there! I'm going to beat you to death!" A woman holding a broom was chasing the boy and beating him while shouting and cursing angrily.
Bang!Bang!Bang!
The broom hit the young man, making a dull sound.
The boy looked unconcerned.
He ran to the gate of the Demon Suppression Bureau, but was blocked by the crowd, so he simply gave up.
"Hit me! Hit me! I'm as strong as iron now, you can hit me as much as you want! Anyway, I don't want to study!" The young man put his hands on his hips and looked up to the sky at a 45-degree angle to show off.
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