Monster, come to my bowl

"Hey! Be dignified, be dignified!"

Cai Ji saw that Xue Yi was getting angry again, and while he reminded him calmly, he was secretly happy.

The more excited the young lady is, the more she cares!

The more she cared, the less she dared to do anything to him!

This is the experience I gained from reading novels about domineering CEOs.

Cai Ji knew that he was not tall, rich and handsome, and was also bald, so it was impossible for him to impress the young lady in front of him with his looks, but he knew Shengwen now!

That's the stuff of myths and legends!

Who wouldn’t want it?!

Sure enough, Xue Yi calmed down quickly.

She stared at Cai Ji with unfriendly eyes and asked again: "Besides knowing Shengwen, what else do you know?"

"I know how to pronounce it!" Cai Ji did not hide anything and said directly, "But after I recited it, it did not produce the effect described in the myth."

"Have you tried it?" Xue Yi became interested.

“I’ve tried!” Cai Ji nodded and looked down at the words on the paper: “These four words are pronounced huo shao mei mao! But I read them to Wangcai hundreds of times and nothing happened.”

"Who is Wangcai?" Women's focus is always different.

"My dog..." Cai Ji answered, and suddenly asked nervously: "Oh, by the way! Did you see it when you brought me back?"

"No!" Xue Yi was obviously not a dog lover, and said coldly: "Say it again, how do you pronounce these words!"

"huo, shao, mei, mao!" Cai Ji pronounced the words again and raised his hand to point at Xue Yi's face in a pretentious manner.

He wanted to prove that reciting the scriptures aloud had no effect.

however……

It was this subconscious action that almost cost him his life on the spot!

Pfft!

As soon as he finished speaking, two flames suddenly appeared on Xue Yi's beautiful eyebrows.

Bang!

"Ah~~" Xue Yi was caught off guard. He quickly dropped the four treasures of the study in his hand, screamed and raised his hands to slap his face.

Unfortunately, it's too late!

The flame is gone with the wind, and the beauty has become a memory.

"???"

When Cai Ji saw the scene, he was stunned.

what happened?

How come it suddenly came true?

It shouldn’t be!

I tried it on Wangcai hundreds of times, but never succeeded once!

Now he casually demonstrated it to Xue Yi and actually burned her eyebrows?

Is it because...

She's not a dog?

Cai Ji was extremely shocked.

But what he didn't notice was that at the moment he said "urgently" in his native language, the fragment of the demon-slaying sword that had been held in his left hand silently turned into debris.

"You bastard! What did you do to me?" Xue Yi slapped his face in panic, and after making sure the flames were gone, he asked angrily.

"I think..." Cai Ji was an honest man, and he answered guiltily, "Burning your eyebrows."

"My eyebrows?" Upon hearing this, Xue Yi quickly raised his hands and touched his brow arch.

You don’t know until you touch it, it’s smooth!

It's so silky!

"asshole!!!"

The young lady was furious on the spot and subconsciously reached for her demon-slaying sword, but again came up empty-handed.

The knife is not on the waist, it is in the box.

When Cai Ji saw Xue Yi's actions, he knew that something was wrong.

Because history tells him that the more beautiful a woman is, the more she cares about her appearance!

Now he has burned the eyebrows of the beautiful Miss Xue, there is no way this matter can be resolved peacefully.

Whoosh!

Sure enough, Xue Yi failed to pull out the knife and actually jumped onto the bed.

She grabbed Cai Ji's neck with both hands, shaking him back and forth while angrily yelling, "Burn my eyebrows! Burn my eyebrows! I'll let you burn my eyebrows!"

creak~

creak~

The bed was shaking.

thump~

thump~

thump~

The back of Cai Ji's head hit the headboard and he almost got a concussion.

One woman and one man, one up and one down.

In addition, the noise made by the live broadcast has to be censored.

However, Cai Ji didn't want to think about this.

He is almost strangled to death!

He instinctively grabbed Xue Yi's wrists and begged for mercy breathlessly: "Cough cough cough... weak... weak... I'm weak... I can't... I can't stand it... cough cough cough!"

Facts have proved that Miss Xue is both beautiful and talented.

Although she wanted to kill Cai Ji on the spot, she still had some rationality.

Hearing Cai Ji's hum, she suddenly realized something and immediately stopped what she was doing and got out of bed.

She ran to the door without saying a word, opened it a crack and looked out for a few seconds, then closed the door again and went back to the bed to pick up the pens, ink, paper and inkstone scattered on the floor.

“Cough cough… huh… cough cough cough… huh…”

Cai Ji escaped death and collapsed on the bed, gasping for breath.

Although he didn't know why Xue Yi suddenly let him go, he was not in the mood to delve into it at the moment.

What he was most concerned about now was that he actually used the "Holy Word"!

This is a skill from myth and legend!

If I could master the trick and ensure that every word of the Holy Word I spoke in my mother tongue would be effective, wouldn't I be able to become a god?!

In fact, not only Cai Ji thought so, but Xue Yi also thought so!

Otherwise, she would not let this guy go easily.

The eldest lady quickly threw the pen, ink, paper and inkstone together, stood up again and stared at Cai Ji, questioning with sharp eyes: "Tell me! How did you perform it?"

What she was asking about, of course, was the Holy Word.

"I don't know!"

Cai Ji looked innocent.

It's not that I'm dishonest, it's just that I'm confused.

He really couldn't understand why he succeeded with Xue Yi after repeatedly failing with Wangcai.

"You won't tell me, right?" the eldest lady sneered.

“Alas, it’s not that I don’t want to tell you, I really don’t know!” Cai Ji sighed and seized the opportunity to explain: “I swear to God, I really chanted “burn your eyebrows” hundreds of times in front of Wangcai before, and tried all kinds of postures and tones, but it didn’t work once! It was precisely because it didn’t work that I dared to do that to you just now! Otherwise, even if I had a hundred guts, I wouldn’t dare to burn your eyebrows! That would be courting death!”

Upon hearing this, Xue Yi fell silent on the spot.

She carefully thought about Cai Ji's explanation and felt that there seemed to be no loopholes.

Because when she brought the boy home, she carefully examined his body and found that he had neither learned martial arts nor practiced the five elements of spiritual power.

To put it bluntly, he's just an ordinary person!

Just an ordinary person, deliberately burned Miss Xue's eyebrows?

Unless you don’t want to live anymore.

But the Cai Ji in front of him obviously wasn’t tired of living yet!

Otherwise he wouldn't beg for mercy.

"So what do you think is going on?" Xue Yi asked if he didn't understand. He was full of doubts at this time and simply put the blame on Cai Ji.

"Let me think about it..." Cai Ji thought for a moment and said seriously: "I think it may be because Wangcai is a dog, and you are a human! The Holy Word is ineffective on dogs, but it works on humans!"

"Are you comparing me to a dog?" Xue Yi was angry again.

"There's nothing we can do about it! There are too few test subjects, and we can't find any other references for now." Cai Ji smiled awkwardly and took the initiative to suggest, "How about we try it again?"