The Emperor of Hell's Green Plum Pillow She Escaped Again

I am not afraid of the pen. I am not afraid of the pen. I am not afraid of the pen.

Bai Shuiru sat in front of Hei Huomian's desk with her body facing the study door. She seemed to be covering her eyes with her hands, but occasionally glanced through her fingers at a limited edition diamond-studded fountain pen on the table.

As the sound of her hungry stomach "gurgled", the little girl jumped up as if she had been pardoned and rushed to the study door.

It's time to have lunch!

Bai Shuiru, you are really amazing. You actually stared at the pen for half a minute just now!

Bai Shuiru walked out of the elevator leisurely and went to the restaurant, but unexpectedly did not see the Hei family members.

Based on Bai Shuiru's understanding of the Hei family over the past few days, this family is definitely not a group of rough people who became rich overnight as rumored, but a family that has been living a wealthy and noble family for generations, a family of poetry and etiquette; however, the Hei family did not retain the old, outdated, and useless formalities of the feudal ethics, that is, if the host is at home, then meal times are always relatively punctual.

Especially when educating and disciplining Heihuo at night, he is never allowed to eat snacks greedily, not feel hungry at mealtime, and then complain of hunger after mealtime.

So in order to help Bai Shuiru calm down, Hei Huomian still arranged a banquet at almost 11 o'clock in the evening and even cooked bird's nest and crucian carp soup for a midnight snack. He was really doting on her.

Bai Shuiru, a weak and helpless worker who could still eat, hesitated in front of the dining table and looked at the housekeeper Uncle Nan.

"Uncle Nan, am I here too early?"

Uncle Nan maintained a professional smile and responded gently:

"Miss Bai is very punctual. The gentleman and the lady are out for a day trip, and the young master is resting. Are you going to have lunch right away?"

Bai Shuiru nodded, then felt relieved and sat down to eat.

She ate alone without losing her appetite. While listening to the audiobook of haunted house/supernatural stories, she did not forget to recommend them to the male and female servants standing beside her and serving at any time. She also took advantage of the fact that Hei Huomian was not present and no one was supervising her eating the vegetables. She picked up a big piece of meat with each chopstick and did not even take a bite of the vegetables on the side.

After a hearty meal, Bai Shuiru walked around the mansion to digest the food and went upstairs to take a nap.

After a nap, while the "tiger" in the mountains was catching up on sleep, the new "king" Bai Houzi Shuiru simply rushed to complete the orders at the desk in Heihuomian's study, and played Zheng Xiaoyuna's heavy metal rock songs out loud.

Afterwards, she studied "Jewelry Design" for an hour as planned, spent two hours assembling the Orb Drop 3 puzzle marble model purchased online, and occupied a corner of Hei Huomian's desk; she stared at the pen for another two minutes, then walked out of the study to stretch her muscles.

The little girl lingered in front of Heihuo Mian's bedroom door for nearly ten minutes before she met Uncle Nan who was patrolling on the third floor.

"Uncle Nan, it's almost evening. Is Huo Mian still resting? Is he okay? He won't catch a cold, have a fever, or fall asleep without anyone knowing, right?"

Uncle Nan looked at his watch calmly and replied:

"The young master took the medicine and rested. I'm afraid he won't wake up until the afternoon of the day after tomorrow at the earliest."

"Sleeping for three days?! Is he okay? What kind of medicine is so powerful?"

Uncle Nan thought for a few seconds and explained gently:

"The young master drank the hypnotic Meng Po soup that Meng Po personally prescribed. The effect of this bowl of Meng Po soup will make the young master sleep for at least three days before he wakes up."

Bai Shuiru was clearly worried that she would not be able to remember anything after drinking the whole bowl, and looked at Uncle Nan pleadingly.

"Is it really alright? Or should I trouble Uncle Nan to take a look?"

Miss Bai really cares about our young master! There is hope, there is hope!

Uncle Nan nodded calmly, "Then please wait a moment." After knocking on the door, he pushed it open and walked into Heihuo Mian's bedroom.

Bai Shuiru was standing at the door listening to the noise inside the house when the phone in his pocket vibrated and received a new message:

"Ruru, my mom ran into Aunt Xu yesterday afternoon. Aunt Xu asked me to remind you to find time to go home as soon as possible."

Hao Mianmian then added another sentence and sent it over:

"If you ask me, you should go back someday when you have time and take away anything you need, so you don't have to see her again in the future."

"Thank you. I'll think about it."

Bai Shuiru was typing a reply with her eyes lowered when Uncle Nan walked out of Heihuo Mian's bedroom.

"Master, he is currently sleeping soundly."

Uncle Nan then suggested seriously:

"It's just that the young master has had the habit of kicking off the quilt since he was a child. If Miss Bai is free, why don't you do me a favor and accompany him to read a book or watch a TV series, or occasionally help the young master cover the quilt."

Bai Shuiru opened her lips to respond when she heard a new message on the other party's phone.

Uncle Nan glanced at the content prompt and said, "Oh, it's the master and the mistress who are back."

Bai Shuiru's face immediately turned red, and she hesitated, "I'd better not disturb you. Huo, Huo Mian rarely sleeps well."

She lowered her eyes and quickly glanced at the life-saving text message that happened to arrive.

"I, the accessories I bought online have arrived. I'll go downstairs to sign for them first."

Uncle Nan watched the little girl run towards the elevator quickly, and raised his voice to remind her slowly:

"Ms. Bai, dinner will be ready in 27 minutes."

"Okay~."

It seems that I was too hasty.

I'm afraid Miss Bai was remembering the embarrassment she felt when she was troubled by the lady when she first met him.

Uncle Nan teleported to the door of the mansion, greeted the masters back home, and dutifully reported to them in detail what had just happened.

Jing Youxi glared at Hei Zhan Ze in reproach, then looked at the youngest son who was running towards the small restaurant to play with three or four friends.

"Fortunately, only this eldest son has a personality similar to yours."

The couple was arguing with each other, half angry and half complaining, when Bai Shuiru sorted the garbage and came towards them with a dozen bags of accessories that had just been delivered, and they walked into the mansion together.

"Shui Ru, are these accessories that you plan to DIY and sell as accessories?"

Bai Shuiru smiled and greeted the two of them, "Yes, just some small accessories."

"You can call me Faye. It's more intimate."

Jing Youxi looked at the beads and metal accessories one by one and praised:

"You have good taste! Before I got married, I also liked DIY. Our Mian Mian told you that our Hei family has a floating vein in the underworld."

The little girl nodded with an interested smile.

"Let me tell you," Jing Youxi was already grinning with his hands covering his lips before he even started telling the story.

Hei Zhan Ze considerately handed over a cup of black wolfberry, rose and mulberry tea, "Moisten your throat first, and then recount your great achievements."

"You are half of my great achievements."

Jing Youxi pecked her husband's lips quickly, and took a sip of tea while he held the cup for her. She smiled and pursed her lips at him, saying:

"At that time, I tried every possible means to pursue this stupid piece of wood. I was so angry that I had to work part-time as Meng Po."

Bai Shuiru couldn't help but reveal a curious and eager expression:

Can Meng Po do part-time jobs casually? Do you think I can?

Jing Youxi laughed and waved his hands.

"At that time, if this piece of black wood didn't know what to do, I would run to tie up the then Meng Po - my brother, and put him in the closet, and then put on his uniform to go to work and make Meng Po soup instead of him."

"As long as Youpiao can tell a story that touches me, he will be able to drink the Mengpo soup that I personally prepared, which I will want to drink again and again."

Do you want to drink Meng Po soup again after drinking it?

Bai Shuiru couldn't help but drool.

Wouldn't that mean forgetting all eighty generations of ancestors?

"Hehehe~ Otherwise, what you drink will be the traditional standard formula that will make you vomit just by smelling it."

Bai Shuiru couldn't help but be curious, and after thinking about the wording, she asked, "Then, no one found out about your part-time job, Feiyi?"

"Of course there is!"

Jing Youxi crossed her legs, put one arm on the armrest of the sofa, and put the other hand on her husband's strong waist.

Tsk, the way this boss sits, it’s no exaggeration to say he’s the Emperor of Hell.

"All the things that happened in the underworld, such as floating around and official business floating around, were reported to the then Hades Emperor, openly or secretly."

"Ah! And then?"

"It's useless to complain to the Hades. Even the gods can't stop me from doing whatever I want to do!"

Jing Youxi sneered and glared at her husband with a mixture of anger and resentment in her eyes.

Hei Zhan Ze was pinched on the waist by his beloved wife with evil intentions, and his body immediately softened, and the coral color spread from his waist to his neck.

"I was so angry that I used a bowl of Meng Po soup to make this ignorant piece of wood fall asleep!"

With a blushing face, Hei Zhan Ze leaned close to his beloved wife's ear, raised his hand to cover his lips, and whispered two words in a volume that only the two of them could hear.

Bai Shuiru looked at the female boss with confusion as she suddenly looked timid, and then immediately returned to her dignified and generous ladylike sitting posture, laughing at herself:

"Look at me, I'm getting off topic."

After hearing Uncle Nan's announcement that dinner was ready, Jing Youxi took her husband's hand, stood up, and led Bai Shuiru into the restaurant arm in arm.

"Shui Ru, my family will hold a birthday party for me at the end of the month, you must attend."

"You know these so-called high-class banquets are actually super boring. Men talk about business and women, women compare themselves with others and talk about men, and children play and make noises."

"If it weren't for Mianmian's business, I wouldn't want to meet these nagging men and women. It's not as interesting as traveling around, don't you think, Zhanzhan?"

The couple kissed briskly and sat down.

"Zhan Ze will naturally be with me that night, but he will have to attend social events, so I would like to ask Shui Ru to accompany me, and you can also appreciate the jewelry of those so-called celebrities and noble ladies, how about that?"

"Oh, okay, thank you. But I'm not good at socializing, so I'll just be your assistant as usual."

Bai Shuiru nodded and swallowed.

Feast, that means lots of goodies, including ice cream!!

Hei Zhan Ze gestured to pick up his chopsticks and praised: "No, I think Shui Ru was very good when you rejected the engagement that day!"

"In two days, the designer will come to our house to take our measurements and tailor a dress for us to wear on the day of the banquet. All expenses will be paid by Hei Huo Mian, the sucker. You don't have to worry at all. You just need to try on the clothes carefully."

Jing Youxi winked at Bai Shuiru, signaling to start dinner.

After the happy dinner, Bai Shuiru said she was a little tired and went upstairs first without chatting with Hei Zhan Ze's family.

Hei Huowan sent his friends away, sat between his parents, bit a piece of dragon beard cake, and asked:

"Dad, Mom, did Sister Ru Ru not see Mian Mian, so she can't eat?"

Jing Youxi hugged his own glutinous rice dumpling and kissed it again and again, praising: "Our Wanwan is so smart!"

She didn't forget to nudge her husband with her elbow.

"That little girl was absent-minded and kept glancing at our sleeping seat all night. Her clinging look was just like the way you secretly glanced at me back then."

Bai Shuiru walked to the door of Hei Huomian's bedroom, looked around to make sure there was no one there, pouted her lips and glared at the direction of his bed, drew circles on the wall with her fingers, and muttered softly:

"You swore so confidently that you would stay by my side, accompany me, support me, and help me! But you just went to sleep first!"

The little girl said this and kicked the door lightly.

"Black Fire Sleeping, panda eyes, wrapped in glutinous rice and counting sesame seeds, was hammered into a big glutinous rice cake!"

"If you don't keep your word, you'll never climb the tree!"

"Breaking my promise, Yue Ba, Yue Yue calls me daddy!"

"Stinky Black Fire Mian! Go and sleep on your quilt!"

Bai Shuiru finally kicked Heihuomian's bedroom door with all her strength in a reproachful manner, then suppressed a wail, hugged her right foot that had kicked her toes, and skipped back to her own bedroom.

The twelve secret guards who were guarding the dark corner of Hei Huomian's bedroom at 720 degrees finally couldn't help but burst out laughing:

“Hahahahaha! This is the first time a girl has cursed our Hades like that!”

“Hahaha what do you mean by ‘If you don’t keep your word, you will never be able to climb up a tree!’ Isn’t this just a roundabout way of cursing the Hades, is he a pig?! Hahahahahahaha!”

"Hahaha, goose, goose! You're calling someone daddy!"

“Hahahaha! If she really is the Emperor of Hell’s Green Plum Brush, isn’t she just saying out loud what she has been holding back for several lifetimes? Hahaha, goose, goose, goose, goose!!”

The twelve secret guards were squatting on the spot, pounding the wall and holding their stomachs and laughing, when they suddenly noticed something strange coming from the direction of Bai Shuiru's bedroom.