The Emperor of Hell's Green Plum Pillow She Escaped Again

The diligent butler of the Hei family closed his eyes tightly, and kept trying to blow away the long black hair that was almost stuck to half of his face and refused to fall down. His posture of holding the tray straight and upright was definitely worthy of full marks.

Hei Huomian pushed up his sunglasses and quickly walked around the other person and rushed into the mansion.

"Send the dinner to the study."

“…This is a wise choice.”

The butler blew the hair off his nose, turned around and followed his master back to the house with a respectful look.

He had to think carefully about whether he should prepare a smaller or larger portion of dinner based on his estimated master's current weight of 250 yuan.

Hei Huomian entered the study and caught a glimpse of a small booklet that had appeared on the desk at some point. He walked closer in confusion and glanced at the blurry and misplaced cover of the copybook, which was obviously a pirated copy.

"The True and False White Moonlight of the Hades", also known as "The Mermaid Princess Goes for Business", "Love, Let Go of the Money and Let Me Come!"...

The corners of his lips twitched, and he gritted his teeth, "Charcoal Stone, come out!"

[Have you just come out of the pig pen? Do you want me, your old friend, to be the first to try it? Thanks! Hahahaha~! ]

Just by listening, you can tell that Wu Chu was rolling on the ground laughing.

Hei Huomian pulled out the chair in front of the desk and sat down directly on the wrought iron garden chair that was stuck on his fat butt.

"How dare you tease me?!"

[Brother Muxian, have you forgotten that you flattered me and made a promise to me in order to ask for my help, and that you were willing to accept my test to prove your sincerity to her? ]

"Of course I haven't forgotten."

[Your term as the Northern Yin Fengdu Emperor will expire in less than a year. Regardless of whether you decide to continue your term, let’s just talk about the fact that you abused your power to find her...]

[She doesn't care about you anyway. You said I was helping her get rid of you. If I leaked any information to the outside world, and the three-world joint committee investigated and held accountable, would your parents be implicated...]

Hei Huomian admitted his mistake in an instant, pursed his lips and bit the tip of his tongue, but did not forget to say something cruel:

"Okay, I'm usually active at night, so I'll just stay here and do nothing at night. I'll accompany you... and accept your test. You can restore my body to its original state immediately."

[Only after completion can it be restored~! ]

"...".

Hei Huomian accepted his fate, clenched his teeth, and flipped through the copybook casually, the corners of his lips twitching constantly.

"Isn't this plagiarism and piracy? What kind of mess is this?!"

Hei Huomian closed the copybook.

"Give me the genuine one."

【The more ups and downs there are in life, the more exciting it is. 】

[You, the Great Emperor of Beiyin Fengdu, have only been busy with secret crushes and looking for beauties in recent years. You even forgot such an important job responsibility as inspecting and checking whether the life trajectories of souls after reincarnation are running according to the verdict? ]

Hei Huomian looked back at the calligraphy unconsciously, and the color of his eyes behind his sunglasses suddenly darkened.

"You've been in the underworld for a long time, so you even know this."

[This is the life script projected onto your childhood sweetheart according to the verdict; the faster you copy the calligraphy, the more likely she will reach the pinnacle of her life.]

Hei Huomian pursed his lips, glanced at the calligraphy, picked up the phone to contact the housekeeper, asked him to prepare some more things for Bai Shuiru, and then picked up the pen to copy.

After dinner, Bai Shuiru, who had been busy all day, returned to the guest room to rest.

After taking a comfortable bath, she stretched her arms and leaned back comfortably on the bed. The mattress immediately made a "creaking" sound, just like a teenager who laughed when being tickled.

Mattress broken?

Bai Shuiru opened her right eye, frowned, and then closed her eyes.

Rich people are very frugal. They underutilize the mattresses in their guest rooms and don’t put replacement on the agenda.

Forget it. Didn’t I sleep in sheep pens and caves for five years before that?

Bai Shuiru yawned, rolled into the middle of the bed, pulled the quilt over her, and fell asleep in an instant.

At dawn the next day, Bai Shuiru followed the sheep's habit of the past five years, stretched his arms and rushed into the garden like flying, and leisurely wandered in the maze garden created by trimmed flowers and shrubs.

Just as she was lying on the grass, opening her mouth to bite the dewy green grass, the housekeeper, who was trying not to laugh, promptly invited her into the mansion to take a bath and have breakfast.

After a hearty breakfast, Bai Shuiru sat on the sofa waiting for her host.

Bai Shuiru was almost asleep while watching the news when she saw Hei Huomian, who even yawned in a lazy and elegant manner, walk into the restaurant.

The man, wearing a top hat and an ink-colored striped suit, no longer looked as strong and slender as he had yesterday.

Hmm? Could it be that Hei Shemian had secretly eaten several midnight snacks last night and suddenly became inflated like a balloon?

It can't be that fast!

The man in sunglasses still maintained his leisurely and gentlemanly manner. He lifted his hat slightly, nodded to Bai Shuiru, said good morning, sat down to have breakfast, and told the driver:

"Today we're using a stretched Bentley Mulsanne."

Bai Shuiru saw that Heihuomian had finished his breakfast, got on the car and sat down, yawned, and then did nothing else.

She hesitated for half a minute, then tried to ease the atmosphere:

"Mr. Hei, thank you for taking me in last night and accompanying me to the Zhong family today."

Seeing the other party nod slowly, she smiled apologetically, "I'm sorry for taking up your time, Mr. Hei."

The other party still nodded slowly.

Bai Shuiru blinked slowly and smiled awkwardly.

Although I am a bit of a mouth-opener, could you please be polite?

Forget it, just shut up and relax, so that you will have enough energy to deal with the Zhong family later.

Unexpectedly, Bai Shuiru suddenly felt his shoulder sink. He turned around and saw that it was Hei Huomian who rested his head on his shoulder, and his top hat fell to his side.

Hey! I'm not your pillow...

Bai Shuiru was about to move away, but she noticed that the man's chest under his navy blue shirt was rising and falling slightly with his slow breathing; behind his sunglasses, under his butterfly-wing-long eyelashes, his dark circles were so heavy that it looked like he had put on smoky makeup.

"Puff~!" Hahahahaha~!

What's the point of being mysterious? It turns out that wearing sunglasses is to hide dark circles under the eyes!

Bai Shuiru quickly covered her mouth, trying to suppress the vibration of her chest caused by her laughter, but she almost shook Hei Huomian off his shoulders.

The little girl hurriedly sat up straight, preparing to concentrate on being a pillow to repay the guest for having stayed for half a day, but she caught a glimpse of the coolness on the man's head.

Hahahaha~!

How did it become the Mediterranean overnight?

"Well, stop making noise!"

Hei Huomian, who fell asleep leaning against her shoulders, frowned and grumbled in dissatisfaction, without any of the indifference that he usually had with his own aura of isolation.

Bai Shuiru hurriedly held back her smile, stretched out her hand with difficulty to pick up the other person's dropped hat, and carefully put it on him.

Men's fragile self-esteem must be protected~!

Bai Shuiru sat stiffly as a pillow, looking at the scenery ahead through the windshield, and unconsciously closed his eyes and turned his head.

The driver, Lao He, looked at the back seat through the rearview mirror and saw the two people sleeping with their heads against each other. He couldn't help but smile.

It was just like when my wife and I went to the park to date. We enjoyed the breeze and then fell asleep leaning on a bench.

I have been the driver of the Hei family for five years. Mr. Hei has never been that close to his wife, let alone other women.

The extended Bentley Mulsanne slowed down and drove into a high-end residential area, running over the mottled shade of trees on the ground.

Bai Shuiru suddenly woke up, sat up straight, and looked through the windshield vigilantly. The iron gate of the Zhong family was already right in front of her.

I fell asleep anyway.

Bai Shuiru swallowed reflexively, and clenched her hands into fists unconsciously. She took a deep breath and raised her hand to press on her left chest, preparing herself mentally:

Hey, don't be afraid of your body!

I helped you save face yesterday, and I came back today to get something you think is very important!

We must not let our previous efforts go to waste!

"Don't worry, I'm right beside you."

A calm and clear male voice like the autumn water in September came from beside him without warning, and like the receding tide, it washed away the uneasiness and fear in Bai Shuiru's heart.

She looked back at the sound and saw that the man next to her had sat up straight without her noticing.

She seemed to be able to see through the two navy blue sunglasses and see the man's extremely clear black eyes fixed on her.

"Thank you."

This guardian beast is competent!

Bai Shuiru saw the driver opening the door for her, so she lifted her skirt and got out of the car gracefully.

"Hey, which lady is visiting?"

If the arrogant female voice had not come from not far away, anyone who heard it would have mistaken it for coming from mid-air.

"So it's you, Bai Shuiru."

Zhong Suiru immediately turned her head to look at the security guard and scolded:

"Is this your first day working for the Zhong family? You actually let a stray dog ​​into the Zhong family's gate."

"It was me who accompanied Miss Bai to visit Mr. and Mrs. Zhong."

Hei Huomian came out of the extended carriage, holding a gentleman's staff in his hand and standing behind Bai Shuiru. His posture was as firm as a pine tree and his manners were as graceful as a phoenix, just like a god descending from heaven.

"Hei, Mr. Hei. I, I..." Zhong Suiru immediately lowered her head timidly and took two steps back.