The Emperor of Hell's Green Plum Pillow She Escaped Again

Jing Youxi sighed anxiously, and a slender hand slowly squeezed in between her five white fingers like a spoiled child. She raised her eyes to meet her husband's eyes, which were deep tea with the signature blue color of the Hei family's direct descendants, and slightly pursed her red lips.

Hei Zhanze kissed his beloved wife's forehead, held her in his arms, patted her back soothingly, and coaxed:

"It's okay, Mian Mian, he will be fine."

"Hasn't he already found a girl who is very likely his little brush? As long as we help verify and confirm it as soon as possible, everything will be fine."

Jing Youxi held her husband's tight and strong waist, rubbed his muscular abdomen with her face through his shirt, and responded softly:

"Ah."

Hei Zhan Ze then smiled with relief, turned his head and looked through the glass curtain wall, just in time to see Bai Shuiru's back as she jumped towards the mansion.

"This little girl is so weird. Why is she so excited when she hears about going to work?"

"Of course there is~, how could there not be!"

Jing Youxi beckoned her husband to sit next to her, gently stroked his face, and kissed his soft lips frequently and lightly like a spring breeze, teasing his breath and entwining it with her own.

"Unless your boss is young and promising, with broad shoulders, narrow waist and perky hips, not only is he very handsome, but he is also innocent, loyal and shy, and every woman would want to sleep with him every minute."

"Luckily, not only is Mianmian in our family a case of this, but my husband is too."

"You~!"

Bai Shuiru had just stepped out of the elevator to the third floor when she saw Hei Huomian closing the door and leaving the study.

The new official employee immediately stood at attention and bowed to report his whereabouts:

"Boss, Mrs. Hei was looking for me just now, so I am late."

Hei Huomian seemed to want to say something but hesitated. In the end, he did not cooperate and said "stand up". He turned and walked towards his bedroom.

"I plan to gradually adjust my schedule over the next month."

Bai Shuiru seemed to sense something was wrong, and after some hesitation she replied, "Sounds good."

"By the way, boss, were you typing a novel just now?"

Hei Huomian paused on his way to the cloakroom and turned back to look at the little girl who almost bumped into his back.

"Why do you ask?"

"If you are writing a novel, I can help you type it into the computer and read it by the way."

Although Hei Huomian frowned, he still reached out to hold her arms and turned her around.

Bai Shuiru didn't understand what was going on until she saw the small refrigerator on the small square table. She immediately walked over excitedly, opened it, and exclaimed, "Wow!"

“Black sesame flavored ice cream!!”

"I saw on the news that Heartlink was acquired. How come they launched a new flavor of ice cream so quickly?"

In the cloakroom, Hei Huo Mian, who was taking off his clothes, heard the little girl's cheerful praise and smiled with satisfaction:

"I guess the new boss developed it specifically for his friend."

"His friend is so lucky!"

Bai Shuiru closed his eyes and thought about it, then suddenly remembered something and hurriedly explained:

"Oh, boss, I didn't go through your things."

"I went to the study to look for you, the boss, and saw your handwritten notebook was blown to the ground by the wind. I just saw the cover when I picked it up for you."

The little girl melted her ice cream in her mouth and added, "I love reading all kinds of novels!"

Hei Huomian rolled his eyes slightly, wondering:

But I clearly didn’t write any stories by hand; even if I really was writing a novel, with computers these days, who would write it by hand, it’s so inefficient?

I seem to remember except... except... what on earth did I spend some time doing in the study before?

By the way, what did I do in the study just now?

After thinking silently for a while, Hei Huomian still couldn't find any clues from his memory, so he could only squeeze out:

"If you want to read novels, go online or look for them in the study downstairs."

Then he flicked his finger towards the little girl's forehead and said, "I'm going to sleep."

"Boss, wait a minute. I'll go get my tools first."

Bai Shuiru hurriedly scooped two mouthfuls of ice cream and put them in her mouth before running out of Heihuomian's bedroom.

Hei Huomian went straight to the bed, sat down against the bed screen and thought. Bai Shuiru had already knocked on the door and entered.

The little girl put down her toolbox and picked up the ice cream. She sat cross-legged on the carpet and continued to scoop the black sesame ice cream, not forgetting to wish:

"Good sleep, boss~!"

Hei Huomian had already put on SpongeBob's eye mask and lay down. Hearing this, he suddenly sat up and looked at his back who was eating hard before he wanted to respond. He felt his cheeks turning red.

Mom must have told her.

Hei Huomian quickly put on his blindfold and lay down, pulling the quilt to cover himself tightly, but he still felt the pounding rhythm in his chest that was shaking the earth.

Bai Shuiru seemed to hear some movement behind her. She looked back with a spoon in her mouth and saw her boss lying safely on his side.

The little girl shrugged, put on headphones and listened to a heavy metal rock song by an exotic female singer, swaying her body to the rhythm, and scooped up another spoonful of ice cream.

"Can her voice be as good as mine?"

Suddenly, a man asked with a tone of disdain and desire for recognition.

Bai Shuiru:?

Bai Shuiru took off her headphones, frowned slightly, and looked back.

Heihuo Mian maintained his previous sleeping position, lying sideways facing the window, and the sound of his even breathing could be heard slowly.

The boss is asleep!

And I was listening to foreign songs, so how could I hear someone speaking to me in their native language?

Bai Shuiru looked around and found nothing unusual. She shrugged and took the last bite of black sesame ice cream. She opened a can of colorful multi-fruit-flavored ice cream and found that the wall in front of her was covered with sparkling flowers of various colors.

It's like sitting in front of a disco with very good sound insulation.

"Zheng Xiaoyuna only released four singles and two albums before retiring, and her voice is hoarse, what's so good about it?"

This time, Bai Shuiru saw a handsome young man dressed in bright and beautiful clothes and looking like a celebrity floating above Hei Huomian.

Where did the security loophole appear in Sucong Villa?

Bai Shuiru saw the young man floating towards her slowly, and with a wave of his arms, he transformed into several clones to dance with her, and began to dance around her.

Five minutes later, the young man knelt down on his knees to take his bow, and his fox eyes with rose-colored eye makeup looked expectantly at the only audience member.

However, Bai Shuiru blinked her almond eyes calmly, "Hey, why aren't you afraid of me?"

As he said this, he didn't forget to scoop a spoonful of colorful fruit ice cream.

"......" The star tilted his head and looked at Bai Shuiru with a good-natured smile.

"Can't you give your idol applause and screams, autographs and take photos with him first, and then ask questions?"

White water is like chewing fruit in ice cream. After half a minute, you should:

"But I'm not your fan, and my mouth and hands are busy."

As he spoke, another mouthful of ice cream mixed with chopped nuts was put into his little mouth.

Star Floating: “…”

"There are exceptions to everything."

Ming Xing Piao raised her hand and shook her bangs that were long enough to reach her jawline. "It's time to show my true charm!"

"Celebrity, it's not nice to disturb someone's sweet dreams! Go somewhere else and have some fun!"

Bai Shuiru frowned and advised, taking out her cell phone to contact Uncle Nan.

Li Wai, however, was stubborn and raised his hand to produce a microphone. After a snap of his fingers, he began to sing in the midst of the changing colorful lights directed at him:

"I am an exception in the world.

Falling in love with you is my exception,

Except you, there is no exception~!"

Hei Huomian was awakened by the pig-slaughtering roar, and suddenly threw off the quilt and sat up, whispering:

"Bai Shuiru?!"

"Here!" The little girl quickly stood up, raised her right arm and signed in.

"You just got promoted and you're causing such a scene for me?"

Hei Huomian pulled off his blindfold with a dissatisfied tone and looked at Bai Shuiru, who was standing innocently and upright near the stool at the end of the bed.

A young girl as dazzling as a peacock flew gorgeously from behind the little girl to him.

"Hi, Hades! I'm Li Wai, the number one guy at Mingqu Entertainment in the Underworld!"

"Ah~! Piao~!"

Hei Huomian screamed in fear, threw off the quilt, jumped up, and rushed behind Bai Shuiru in two steps. He held her shoulders and poked his head out tremblingly.

Li Wai gave an awkward but polite smile.

“There’s always one you like.”

He gave her a wink and started dancing again.

Li Wai's movements this time were bolder and hotter. He exposed his abdominal muscles, twisted his hips, swung his hips, took off his coat, and performed all kinds of classic seductive moves. He gradually came to within half a meter of Bai Shuiru, and occasionally stepped forward to blow a kiss to the girl.

"Please keep a polite distance!"

Where exactly was the security loophole?

Hei Huomian secretly called out to Uncle Nan while putting on his sunglasses. He stood in front of Bai Shuiru with a dandelion head, and flicked away the flying kiss with countless pink hearts on it. He frowned and raised his hand to fan it repeatedly in front of his nose, trying to dispel the smell of perfume in the air.

You, a slutty bitch, want to seduce my little girl?!

"Emperor of the Underworld~, if a man is not sexy and does not know how to poison, no matter how good-looking he is, he is just a piece of wood, and a rotten one at that~!"

Li Wai gave Hei Huomian a sneerful and evil look.

"Why do you think young ladies like Nick the Fox from Zootopia and Mr. Wolf from League of Villains?"

Hei Huomian shook off the goose bumps all over his body, held Bai Shuiru's shoulders, and moved a few steps away from Liwai together.

Li Wai moved forward again and continued to dance around the two of them, throwing them flirtatious glances and kisses, leaving no one out.

Hei Huomian glared at Li Wai, then turned his head to look at Bai Shuiru who was protecting him behind him.

The little girl was looking down at the ice cream in the small refrigerator, clearly struggling with her thoughts:

After the boss wakes up, should she, a newly-promoted full-time employee, start eating?

It seems that being a straight-laced woman has its advantages as well.

Hei Huomian felt comforted, raised his hand and placed it on the little girl's shoulder, leaned close to her ear and whispered:

"Why isn't he afraid of you?"

Bai Shuiru tried to divert her attention from the ice cream in her arms, swallowed her saliva, and then whispered and admitted:

"Boss, I really don't know."

"Could it be that it was caused by Youtiao again? Where is the dog?"

A clear snoring sound came from the pile of pillows on the floor. The golden retriever Youtiao turned over and continued to snore in his sleep.

"Hey! I'm here, the top star Li Wai is here~!"

Li Wai waved his hands vigorously in front of the two of them, trying to get their attention back, but was suddenly teleported into the room by Uncle Nan and Li You, who each held one of his arms and teleported him away from Heihuo Mian's bedroom.

"Let me go, let me go! Miss Bai, I just want you to help me customize some jewelry..."

"This is not perfume at all, it's just blending oil. Anyone who uses it is a vegetable and meat dumpling!"

Hei Huomian was satisfied that the bedroom had returned to silence, and he muttered to himself as he opened all the doors and windows for ventilation.

Bai Shuiru nodded in agreement, "It's definitely not as good as ice cream."

Li Wai suddenly popped his head out of the cloakroom door and muttered in grievance:

"This is the 'Midnight Love Talk' that I endorse. One bottle is sold every two seconds..." Before he could finish his words, he was taken away by Li You and Uncle Nan.

"If you appear before me again, I will ban you forever!"

Hei Huomian summoned the Hellfire Order, gave the order silently, then moved backwards to Bai Shuiru's side. He looked at her with a slightly tense expression, and called out in a hushed voice:

"Bai Shuiru."

Bai Shuiru was opening a can of chocolate ice cream, took a sip, raised her eyes to Hei Huomian, and said, "Boss?"

"Well, what do you think of me, of who I am?"

Bai Shuiru held the ice cream in her hand, looked into the man's clear eyes, and slowly opened her lips:

"The boss is strict and lenient, young and promising, handsome and wealthy, self-disciplined and upright..."

Hei Huomian was secretly delighted as he listened to the little girl's endless praise of adjectives while eating, but suddenly he realized that he seemed to be misleading, so he quickly cleared his throat and corrected himself:

"Thank you. I just wanted to ask, what do you think of my smell..."

"odor?"

Bai Shuiru's doubtful gaze wandered over Heihuo Mian, causing the man to subconsciously pull the collar of his nightgown closer, put his fist to his lips and clear his throat.

Bai Shuiru was confused and said, "Please wait for me for a moment."

He turned around and went into the bathroom to wash his face, then returned to Hei Huomian solemnly.

The little girl took half a step forward, stretched her neck and got close to Heihuo Mian, sniffing left and right.

The man felt the girl's warm breath playfully falling on his throat, like a kiss between a sigh and the falling of petals, causing his Adam's apple to rise and fall involuntarily, and his body lines gradually tensed and stiffened.

"Mr. Black, you didn't wear perfume today?"

"Uh, well, I just washed and showered after working out, and it didn't work."

Hei Huomian turned his head away, adjusted his sunglasses, and was about to ask Bai Shuiru, but he heard her start to sniff again.

The man involuntarily raised his hand to cover the coral color on his cheek, and said with a little embarrassment:

"You, you haven't smelled enough yet?"

"Ok?"

The little girl, who was sitting cross-legged on the carpet and eating ice cream, looked up at the man who turned his head away and dared not look directly at her.

"I'm done sniffing. Oops, the ice cream has melted."

Finished sniffing?

Hei Huomian listened to the sniffing sound that continued at his feet, frowned and looked down.

It turned out that Youtiao had woken up at some point and was imitating Baishuiru in sniffing the black fire.

"Haha, Youtiao, you don't smell dog food, do you?"

Bai Shuiru dropped the spoon and picked up the fried dough stick that was sleeping on the carpet with its belly exposed.

"Youtiao~, little Youtiao, are you hungry?"

"Wang Wang!"

"Sister will take you to dinner, okay?"

Bai Shuiru rolled on the carpet with the fried dough sticks in her arms, then she stood up and quickly walked out of the bedroom carrying the dog.

"...Hey, you haven't told me yet..."

Hei Huomian stood stiffly in place, with his hand raised as if to greet someone.

It’s all the fault of that kid Li Wai!

Hei Huo Mian was enraged and issued the Hellfire Order silently:

Wait until Li Wai finishes filming the movie he is working on and finishes promoting it, and then he should immediately retire from the entertainment industry! No room for negotiation!

Hei Huomian steadied his breathing, but fell into deep thought again.