The Emperor of Hell's Green Plum Pillow She Escaped Again

The underworld government office building was photographed by the night vision cameras worn by the actors, and was clearly deconstructed into a dim green night vision image artificially enhanced.

A man is hiding behind a rockery in the park opposite the office building, watching the 3D holographic image projected on his wrist, monitoring the overall situation:

A figure quietly flashed into an office, installed a monitoring device to monitor the entire office, and began to implant viruses into the computers.

Suddenly, a reminder came from the micro-communication system in the actor's ear:

"The male ant is fast, the black cat is on its way back to the nest."

As a figure walked out of the tea room on the other side of the corridor, a reminder came:

"The black cat has returned to its nest! 30 meters, 25 meters..."

"The white cat has returned to its nest too!"

The person in charge of the infiltration operation waited for the implantation system to complete and asked in a low voice:

"Queen Ant, please give me another ten seconds."

"Male ants, retreat quickly!"

In 3D holographic images:

Two figures, one tall and one short, came from both sides of the aisle. The short one pushed open the door to let the taller one enter the office first, and then he followed in, jumping and skipping.

"I just walked two steps away, why are you turning off the light? Aren't you afraid of tripping over something again?"

A young man in a moon-white suit, with a takeout bag on each wrist and a bucket of instant noodles in each hand, complained jokingly.

"I've told you before, even if both your legs are in plaster you still have to come to work! Don't you know that I lead seven or eight teams of bull-headed and horse-faced demons to capture souls every day? I'm so tired that I barely have the energy to eat!"

The shorter young woman in the black suit raised her hand to the voice-activated light switch and spread her hands:

"It's not that I'm trying to save electricity, but there's something wrong with this lamp. It's either too sensitive, it can light up even if you sigh; or it's too bad, it won't light up even if you light a fire. Look for yourself, is it broken?"

"Acheng, you're getting lazier and lazier! You want me to make instant noodles for you, and you want me to exercise more and walk to get the takeout."

"My leg injury hasn't healed yet! And you're hungry, Mo, so that's perfect."

The person in charge of the sneak installation completed the program installation before the intruder entered the office, but he did not have time to get out, so he had to roll on the ground and hide under the desk.

"Worker ants continue to monitor. Male ants, I will cover for you. You can find a chance to sneak out of the cat's nest."

"Worker ants received!"

"Dragon Ant received!"

After giving the order, the man pulled out the communicator from his ear and disappeared behind the rockery in the park.

The figure hiding under the desk heard the voices and footsteps of the two monitored subjects getting closer and closer. He immediately held his breath, slowly took out a bottle of hallucinogenic fog from his lapel, and waited for an opportunity to act.

"Don't watch me pretending to work overtime. Eat your fill first. The noodles are soaked and softened. Don't blame me for my poor cooking skills!"

"You're talking to me about your cooking skills just for making instant noodles? That's right, your cooking skills are all on instant noodles."

Black and White Impermanence were still arguing when they heard someone knocking on the office door.

"Wow~! It smells so good! Are you two Impermanents having a dinner together?"

Black and White were surprised to see Li You push the door open, and then they smiled and greeted him:

"Assistant Li, long time no see."

"Not long," Li You raised his hand to greet Hei Wuchang Jiaocheng and Bai Wuchang Shuimo, and sat down on the desk without any hesitation.

"The day before yesterday, Saturday, when I came to urge for documents, I saw Hei Wuchang talking on the phone with someone," Li You raised his hand and shrugged, "but you didn't notice me."

Li You was talking halfway when his eyes were already fixed on the two buckets of instant noodles and two boxes of barbecue by the Black and White Impermanence.

The figure hiding under the desk wanted to take the opportunity to retreat, but Bai Wuchang happened to turn around with the water, so he had to shrink back under the desk.

Hei Wuchang Jiaocheng seemed to relax his tense body lines slightly because Li You didn't look at him, and responded awkwardly:

"Ah? Yes, is that so? Oh, at that time, it must be my mom nagging me again. Sorry, Assistant Li, I didn't say hello to you."

"It's nothing! What brand of instant noodles is that? It smells so good. It seems to be a flavor I have never tasted before."

Li You lowered his head and looked intently at the instant noodle bucket, and took out his mobile phone to take a picture of the packaging.

"A delicacy at hand - Longxing instant noodles. I'll place an order for it to be delivered to my door later."

Shui Mo opened his lips slightly in surprise and joked:

"Assistant Li follows the Hades and has eaten all kinds of delicacies. His interest in instant noodles and barbecue is just a change of taste on a whim."

As he said this, he opened the barbecue box and invited the other party to taste it.

"Bai Wuchang is making fun of me! Working for anyone is like working for us. There are no such things as delicacies from land and sea for us to enjoy."

Li You thought of the mussels and shrimp claws he had eaten at Hei Huomian's house tonight. He couldn't help swallowing and shaking his head.

"How long have you seen the mealtime? I haven't had dinner yet."

Shui Mo had already taken out two buckets of noodles from the locker and handed them to Li You.

"Assistant Li, which one would you like, Dongpo braised pork or spicy beef with bamboo shoots?"

Li You swallowed again, clasped his hands, smiled awkwardly, and raised his eyebrows.

"Whatever choices we adults make, of course we have to accept both."

Shui Mo took the instant noodles and turned around and walked towards the water purifier.

"Assistant Li, you've been to a lot of places today, right? It's not easy for you either~!"

"Impermanence is impermanence. I can do it myself. I can do it myself."

Li You grabbed the instant noodle bucket and ripped open the package. After glancing at his men who had successfully evacuated, he filled the pot with hot water, opened the ingredient packet, and sat back at his desk leisurely.

Li You was chatting with Black and White Impermanence about all kinds of gossip about the human world and the underworld, but he had just finished a bucket of instant noodles when his cell phone rang. He hung up the phone, picked up two skewers of barbecue and said goodbye.

"My Lords, I have something urgent to attend to, so I'll leave now. I'll treat you two another day."

Jiao Cheng watched Li You's figure disappear in the aisle, and subconsciously held the phone tightly again.

"Why did Li You suddenly appear? Could he be making a secret visit for the Dark Emperor?"

Shui Mo ate instant noodles and barbecue, picked up the garbage, and should:

"The Hades Emperor has been living in the human world for a long time in recent years. As the Hades Emperor's assistant, Li You travels between the two places to do business. What's so strange about that?"

Shui Mo yawned and waved his hand.

"We, Black and White Impermanence, are not like 'Meng Po', who was stripped of her hereditary position because of the rebellion a few years ago. In order to ensure the stability of the formula and quality of Meng Po Soup, the position of 'Meng Po' is still hereditary to this day. So we must have a wide network of contacts, otherwise it will be difficult to get by even if we have a regular position."

Jiao Cheng nodded his head like pounding garlic, and replied in a very annoying way:

"Yes, yes, that's why Master Bai Wuchang has reminded me many times that Li You's connections must be well maintained."

Jiao Cheng then moved a stack of recently detained documents awaiting review on Shui Mo's desk to his own desk.

"You've been taking over two jobs for me for the past half month, and you must be exhausted. Go back and have a rest. I'll handle the review."

Shui Mo didn't hesitate. He yawned, stretched, turned off the computer and walked towards the door.

"Okay, I'm leaving now. Your leg isn't healed yet, so don't stay up too late."

Li You walked out of the gate of the underworld government and put on the communicator again. "Worker ants, male ants, how is the monitoring situation?"

In the communicator, after a frivolous whistle, someone responded: "Wow~! 5D immersive viewing effect!"

"Hi, pretty girl, would you like a ride?"

Li You just heard his subordinates' teasing on the communicator when a car slowly stopped beside him.

"Is your overtime pay enough to buy me a drink?"

Li You opened the door of the "Tiantongdi Da" express truck while cursing and got on board quickly.

"No, Assistant Li, you're squeezing us out of our small subsidy!"

In the underworld government office building, in the office of the Immigration Department and the Disciplinary Division.

Based on the data transmitted from the Book of Life and Death, Jiao Cheng checked the computer data of the souls that had been detained and taken to the underworld in the past two days.

The Black and White Impermanence were ordered to lead the Ox-Head and Horse-Faced Ghosts to detain souls whose life span had come to an end according to the records in the Book of Life and Death and bring them to the underworld. When detaining a soul, they would call out its name on the spot and verify the information.

After leading the soul into the underworld, a second review will be conducted.

Within 48 hours of entry, the Deputy Director of the Disciplinary Department of the Immigration Department, namely Black and White Wuchang, will conduct a final review to ensure that the error rate is 0.

During the half month that Jiaocheng was recuperating from his injured leg in the hospital, he almost just ate and slept, and he slept away the dark circles under his eyes that he had gotten from working late nights and overtime since he started working.

Now with the battery fully charged, Jiao Cheng finished reviewing the nearly two hundred most urgent documents in a pile within two hours, then leaned back in his chair and stretched.

On the desktop, the "death card" that served as proof of identity and also as a means of contact suddenly sounded a "new message" alert.

"You heartless little thing, I changed my name and surname for you, but you didn't even tell me where you were going. Don't you want me anymore.jpg"

Her bright cheeks left a trail of mist like the sound of a flying bird, she pursed her lips and smiled sweetly, typing:

"You have no conscience! I broke my leg for you!"

Jiaocheng placed his left leg, which was in plaster and painted with various colorful childlike patterns, on the desk, took a photo and sent it to the other party.

Type again:

"It's your business if you want to change your name, why are you blaming me?"

"It's because you broke your leg for me that I feel guilty and sorry, and I can't repay you with my body."

"I am dependent on you, and I will continue to rely on you for the rest of my life!"

Hei Wuchang's face turned red in an instant. He threw down the death token and covered his face with his hands. Half a minute later, he glanced through his fingers at the information that kept jumping on the token.

"Master Hei Wuchang? I have taken my wife's surname. When will you take me home to meet your parents?"

"I didn't expect that in less than two months, Lord Hei Wuchang would abandon his husband after having an affair with him. I feel so wronged.jpg"

"I'm not your husband, how can you let me sleep in your bed?"

"If I complain to your boss or your parents about you abandoning me, will they accept it?"

"Chengcheng, are you really ignoring me? Stop it!"

Jiao Cheng typed in with a blushing face:

"I'm working overtime~! I've been in the hospital for half a month and have a lot of work piled up! Don't bother me!"

"That's why I want to serve Master Hei Wuchang well. But Chengcheng, you ignore me, so I can only lie on Chengcheng's bed, hug Chengcheng's favorite pillow, and think about Chengcheng who doesn't miss me..."

"Can you track where the other party's signal is?"

In front of the system monitoring Jiaocheng's office, Li You put down his headphones and looked at his subordinates.

"The signal has been encrypted multiple times and has not been tracked yet."

It's just a relationship, do you need to be so secretive?

There's no way the Hades would really guess it.

Li You patted his subordinate on the shoulder and left the monitoring room, "Continue to closely monitor Black and White Impermanence."

Li You drove his car to the border between the underworld and the human world, but saw a figure sitting at the closed gate of the border.

At this time in the human world, it is the dawn period when it is almost light but still dark; but for the underworld it is like night. Not only is the government not working, there are no trials or punishments, but even ordinary ghosts are resting.

Apart from the civil servant ghosts on duty and patrol, there are very few civilian ghosts wandering around.

"Shui Ru?"