The Emperor of Hell's Green Plum Pillow She Escaped Again

Bai Shuiru rubbed his forehead, frowned and stared at the low and narrow trunk, wary:

"What do you want to do to me?!"

[Ding! The host disobeyed the system's instructions and will be punished immediately.]

In the trunk of the car, as soon as the male voice of the mechanical system fell, a funny "Ji-oh!" sound rang throughout the silent, small space.

Bai Shuiru's roar immediately echoed in the wilderness of his heart:

"Go to hell!"

【This is a punishment~! 】

The mechanical sound of the system suddenly revealed a sense of gloating.

Why does this way of speaking and this bad behavior seem so familiar?

Bai Shuiru was trying hard to suppress his anger. While thinking, he vaguely noticed that the ride-sharing car slowed down and finally stopped.

Then her eyes lit up and she was held in someone's hand and picked up.

"Mr. Black, you left a pen in the trunk."

Mr. Black?

The person who took the ride with me was named “Hei”, and he happened to show up on the way down the mountain from the hotel.

Could it be that he was the “Hei Shemian” who promised to do him a favor at the engagement party?

Bai Shuiru's spirits were instantly lifted.

No wonder the back of his head looked familiar to me.

Just in time! I always feel that I must go back to the Zhong family and take back something that is very important to the original body.

Hei Huomian got out of the car instinctively in a daze and walked towards the mansion. It took him a long time to realize that the driver was talking to him.

He covered his lips and yawned, then turned around and saw the driver holding a large box of models and holding a brush in his hand.

The pen holder is made of warm and smooth Hetian white jade, and the brush hair is made of fine wolf hair.

Hei Huomian's originally dull and sleepy eyes immediately lit up. He hurriedly stepped forward to take the brush with both hands, lowered his sunglasses, and impatiently rotated the pen to examine it carefully, as if he was looking for something.

The stern thick eyebrows and a pair of cool peach blossom eyes that were just revealed behind the sunglasses seemed to be reflected by the gentle moonlight, and the corners of the eyes and eyebrows were instantly filled with tenderness and affection.

However, within a few seconds, his eyes were filled with disappointment, but he frowned unwillingly and turned the brush again to check.

In the end, disappointment still came.

He shrugged and sighed, then walked into the mansion with a self-deprecating smile.

Hei Huomian went upstairs to the study, found a rosewood box, put the brush in the box, looked at it with lingering and regretful eyes, closed the lid, put it in a cabinet full of such wooden boxes, and then left yawning.

The study door was gently closed, and the white water in the box that had been transformed into a Khotan jade brush immediately rolled back and forth, roaring angrily:

"Fried onions asshole! You actually turned me back to my original form! I hate pens! I hate pens the most!"

[Yes, if I had been making a pen for 280,000 years and writing for that many years, I would also be bored to the core.]

The system's ending tone is raised, and the mocking meaning is obvious.

[Cuddle pillow, you don't hate it anymore, do you? ]

"you!"

The frustrated Bai Shuiru slammed the lid of the box with the pen to express his anger.

[So, are you willing to accept the binding system? Don't worry, it won't give you a headache like an onion~! ]

The system's mechanical voice swirled at the end of the sentence.

"I don't..."

Shui Ru·Blind Student·White Hair Spot, tried to purse the corners of her lips that did not exist for the time being, and asked tentatively:

"How about we make a deal? What do you particularly like, like watching ghosts perform fancy diving, or having a bowl of Mengpo soup..."

[Even if you offer me a whole jar of Judge's ink as a bribe..., there is no room for negotiation, no~! ]

"Black Impermanence..."

Wu Chu suddenly became angry and the volume of his voice rose sharply, and the sound quality became rough as if it had been polished by sandpaper.

[I just like wearing black clothes, not Black Impermanence~! ]

"Gou Wuchu! It's you!"

"You were the one who encouraged me and helped me escape from the underworld. Why are you helping that Mu Xian to tease me now?!"

[I have been friends with Mu Xian for more than 100,000 years. Can you compare? ]

"You are getting old and confused! Mu Xian always kept me in pen form in her arms. Why wasn't I there when you two met?!"

Bai Shuiru angrily stomped on the box containing herself.

"You and I are from the same clan. We are both made of stone!"

【It's different~! 】

[I've been so idle lately, it's hard to find something to do to kill time and have fun. ]

"Who said you were my brother before?! Now you're trying to have fun with me?! Screw you!!"

Bai Shuiru stomped her feet again in hatred.

[Since you have chosen to be a human being, you must follow the good and evil fortunes of heaven and earth. You cannot refuse.]

"I don't care. I've been writing for over 200,000 years! If I write one more word, I'll be eating grass for the rest of my life!"

White·Brush·Water seems to have awakened something, and every part of the translucent jade-like pen handle glows with a comfortable and soft light, as leisurely as sunbathing on the beach under the sun, except that you are crossing your legs.

"You promised to fulfill a wish of mine! You are shameless and don't keep your word!"

【……All right. 】

The little girl raised her eyebrows, which did not exist for the time being, and was proud that she had reached an agreement with Wu Chu in just a few words:

"Then it's settled. I'll find a 'power player' to complete the task for me. Don't bother me no matter what!"

[To prevent you from harming the innocent and weak, I must ensure that the 'power leveler' was chosen by you at random. ]

Wu Chu spoke righteously, but the end of his words carried a calculating tone.

[How about this, you happen to be in the study, I will blindfold you, then find a book and open it randomly, and you can randomly click on the words to form the name of that person.]

"Okay, then turn it over three times, and I'll click on a word each time. Hurry up, I'm so hungry!"

The heavy book "Thirty-Six Strategies of Falling Asleep" flew off the bookshelf, landed lightly on the desk, and was opened to a certain page.

Afterwards, the drawer and lid of the box where Bai Shuiru was were opened one after another, and the entire "pen" was immediately wrapped in layers of black gauze, leaving no gaps.

The pen-shaped Bai Shuiru jumped forward, raised the wolf-hair brush, and swept the word "black" on the page with his foot.

The snow-white and soft pages of the dictionary fluttered, and a wolf-hair brush was inserted horizontally between two pages, lighting the word "fire".

Wu Chu suppressed his smile and announced:

【There is one last one~. 】

Bai Shuiru raised the brush tip and kicked the word "眠" (sleep) casually with some impatience.

"Alright, alright, take me to the front door of this family and then change back. I need a favor from them."

[Ru, are you really not attached to Mu Xian at all? If he knew, how would his heart be broken~! ]

Bai Shuiru said "huh" and waved her hand to brush away the animated emoticon of a crying black man in front of her.

"I can't even remember his voice."

After saying this, she was stunned.

I've been listening to him for 280,000 years, but now I can't even remember his voice?

……who cares!

Bai Shuiru didn't have time to think about it and urged:

"Wuchu, hurry!"

On the third floor of the Hei residence, Hei Huomian had just laid down on the bed, put on his eye mask, hugged his pillow, covered himself with a quilt and prepared to go to sleep, when he suddenly sneezed three times in succession.

Then the servant knocked on the door and announced that there were guests.

"Miss Bai?"

Hei Huomian covered his lips and yawned in confusion, put on sunglasses, changed into a shirt and trousers, went downstairs and walked towards the door.

From a distance, he saw a young girl with long curly hair, wearing a black and white knee-length skirt, standing outside the gate. Her beautiful features were filled with hope and joy at seeing him.

"Hello Mr. Black, do you remember me?"

"Z-Miss Bai."

The man yawned quickly, covering his lips with his sunglasses.

Even sleepier than before.

"Hello Mr. Hei! It's me, Bai Shuiru."

"Mr. Black, can I ask you to do me a favor?"

Hei Huomian looked at the girl who was a few steps away from him and yawned again.

She was obviously testing cautiously, but unexpectedly she was full of confidence and determination to succeed.

interesting.

Hei Huomian tilted his head slightly, lowered his sunglasses to glance at the evening sky, took a half step back, and raised his hand to invite him.

"Miss Bai, please come in and talk."

Bai Shuiru nodded and followed the host into the modern and simple mansion. After sitting on the sofa in the living room, she looked at the man sitting elegantly on the single sofa and struck while the iron was hot:

"It's very presumptuous, but Mr. Hei, could you accompany me back to the Zhong family to get something?"

I still wear sunglasses at home. Could it be that the sunglasses are my true self?

"Miss Bai, are you in need of a bodyguard?"

“It is to pray for a protector who will come like a god.”

Bai Shuiru exaggeratedly raised her arms and pointed to the sky. As she looked up, her eyes were as bright as the morning star in the western sky at dusk.

"You probably understood this morning the complicated relationship between me and the Zhong family. If I go back alone to get my things, I'm afraid I can get in but not get out."

She clasped her hands together and bowed to the man with supplication and expectation. Her weak, helpless and pitiful appearance was hard to refuse.

Hei Huomian stared through his sunglasses at the girl who was completely different from before. While he was thinking, the smart watch on his wrist suddenly made a "beep, beep" sound.

He paused the reminder and looked up at the other person.

"I won't go out tonight. I'll go with you tomorrow morning."

After getting the promise, Bai Shuiru happily bowed to the man, then subconsciously turned her head to look outside the house.

Not going out at night?

It's not four o'clock yet?

Are you afraid of being kidnapped and extorted, or are you afraid of night blindness?