The Emperor of Hell's Green Plum Pillow She Escaped Again

The underworld is open to the outside world and accepts many new things from the human world. Cars, airplanes, and drones are not rare in the underworld. However, in order to preserve tradition, the official travel of the underworld officials will still choose horses. The higher the level, the more likely they will choose traditional travel methods to show their recognition and protection of tradition.

Bai Shuiru knew that Hei Huomian also liked to ride a horse to the underworld, and she hadn't ridden a horse for a long time, so she could take this opportunity to have some fun without revealing any flaws.

But to be honest, this bumpy situation, coupled with the fact that this place is always gloomy and disgusting no matter how many lights are on, is really suitable for closing your eyes and taking a nap.

Bai Shuiru was yawning repeatedly. The outlines of the underworld government buildings gradually became clearer in her tear-blurred vision. She was startled and choked.

Bai Shuiru, your previous imperial pen as the Hades Emperor was carried by him, and it was stained with a lot of Mu Xian's aura. It must be easy to pass the soul verification in the underworld...

But it doesn’t mean that I won’t be recognized by other devices. I am not a black fire sleeper at all.

Bai Shuiru stopped his horse and pushed up his sunglasses. "I'm going to go on a private tour around here. You guys go and report first."

The four followers were stunned, but still followed orders and went ahead.

Baishui patted the horse's sturdy buttocks after getting off the horse, and then let the horse play on its own. He sat directly on the curb, propped up his knees with his elbows, and looked at the men, women, young and old who were passing by calmly, and sighed proudly:

Well, it seems that I can now control my natural ability to float better.

None of them floated because I was so scared that I ran away.

Among the hustle and bustle of the crowds, a group of seven cats, two big and five small, stood out; the cat parents either stopped or walked, taking care of their five lively and active children as they crossed the road together. They were very conspicuous even among the black and white cats.

After the souls of all things descend to the underworld, they will lose their colors due to the loss of vitality, and become floating objects of only black, white, and gray. Only gods, high-level soul gods, or floating objects that have redeemed their sins and are about to be reincarnated will regain their colors.

So cute! They are a family.

Bai Shuiru's smiling lips unconsciously sank and she sniffed.

I have been running away for so long, hiding for so long, and I have always refused to admit it:

It turns out that I still miss this place quite a bit.

Although it is dark all year round, only during the seventh month of the lunar calendar will light shine from the human world into the underworld; fortunately, after Mu Xian came to power, countless colorful neon lights were installed in ordinary streets, especially commercial areas, to ease and soothe the atmosphere.

Where I take shape, the place where turbid air sinks and where there is no light and thick shadows is the bottom; the place where clear air rises and where there is no light and shadows is the top...

Suddenly, there was a sharp sound of emergency brakes, completely breaking the previous noise and harmony.

Then there was a faint cat meow.

Bai Shuiru quickly opened her eyes and stepped onto the fire hydrant on the side of the road. From her high vantage point she witnessed with her own eyes the miserable appearance of the six cats trapped under the wheels of the car that had caused the accident. Only a lame kitten was killed head-on; perhaps it was a blessing in disguise that it escaped the disaster because it walked slowly.

After the "Traffic Accident Roadblock Handling" robot quickly dealt with the cat's soul, the crowd dispersed and went about their own business, and everything returned to normal.

How pitiful, there is only one cat left... No!

Being able to appear here, that cat is also...

Why does it take so much impermanence and misfortune to prove the preciousness and splendor of life?

Bai Shuiru pursed her lips, shook her head and sighed.

Suddenly, there was another sharp sound of emergency brakes, and the pedestrians around gathered together to watch the scene.

Bai Shuiru frowned and jumped onto the fire hydrant to look around, and found that everything in front of him was the same as before, there was the same bright purple convertible sports car, the same six orange cats and the surviving lame cat.

Immediately afterwards, the shrill cries for help and fierce shouts of people falling from buildings, car crashes, and hacking filled Bai Shuiru's eardrums, and she even had tinnitus and temporarily lost her hearing.

The already gloomy underworld was instantly covered and oppressed by rolling thick dark clouds. Violent winds ravaged the scattered souls, and sand and gravel blurred the eyes of the floating people.

That’s right, it’s “playback”!

People or animals who have suffered an unexpected death will die repeatedly at the place where the accident happened on earth and at the corresponding place in the underworld to end the disaster.

Before the seventh month of the lunar calendar, karma and sins are being cleared. Only when the "clearance" goal for the year is achieved will one have the opportunity to return to the human world during the seventh month of the lunar calendar to personally receive the money and property "sent" by relatives. Otherwise, even if the full amount is deposited into the Bank of Heaven and Earth, the karma will be cleared at a low exchange rate.

This is why I hate the underworld, no other reason!!

Bai Shuiru tried to take a deep breath but could not resist the pressure from both heaven and earth. She grabbed the clothes on her chest, took a quick breath, and suddenly clenched her fists and shouted:

“Get out of the way! Get out of the way, everyone!!”

For a moment, all the people and animals within a three-mile radius were instantly bounced away due to Bai Shuiru's "anti-floating" attribute, leaving only dark clouds and cold wind whistling through the empty streets with dead leaves flying.

Bai Shuiru closed his eyes and took a deep breath to calm himself down, then he jumped to the ground in frustration and sat with his back against the fire hydrant.

In order to fulfill the wishes of their loved ones, these people deprived their "pets" of their lives!

Even if they are "things", they naturally have value and meaning in the world!

Their life and death should not be decided by humans - who are also just species living on the blue planet!

It was clearly the fault of those who had committed the accident, yet they had to be tortured repeatedly.

Yes, legislate!

There should be legislation to designate a passage for animals next to the zebra crossing to ensure harmonious development between man and nature.

Bai Shuiru buried her head in typing on her phone, muttering to herself and recording, "Today I am Hei Huomian. I am going to propose a bill for Hei Huomian..."

Suddenly, someone patted her shoulder from behind and said excitedly:

"Look, I found you!"

"Ah~!" Bai Shuiru screamed and jumped up, running away, "I'm not!"

I really can't come back to this broken underworld~! Every time I come back, I'll be exposed~!

I'm afraid I'm not so lucky this time~!!

No matter how Bai Shuiru turned, braked suddenly, or even squatted, the voice lingered in her ears, calling out:

"Why are you running? I've already caught you~!"

"Wow~! Don't take me back! I, I'm not Shui Ru, I'm not a pen, I'm Hei Huo Mian~!! Hei Huo Mian, save me!!"

"Don't run!"

Bai Shuiru was tripped by a rope, and as she rolled and crawled, the rope entangled her ankle. She was terrified and curled up in place with her head in her hands, closing her eyes tightly and not daring to look at the head that suddenly popped out in front of her.

"Sister Ruru, it's me!" A chubby and tiger-faced glutinous dumpling wearing a unicorn cartoon hoodie went straight into Bai Shuiru's arms, and its furry white tail patted her back.

"Xiao Diting~? You scared me to death!" Bai Shuiru breathed a sigh of relief and sat down on the ground. He suddenly stood up and grabbed Nuo Tuanzi's cartoon hoodie and pulled it up. He pretended to be ferocious and approached to "question":

"Ding, why are you scaring me?!"

"I came out to inspect the intelligence department and bought some Qingtuan from a vendor. Seeing you, Sister Ru Ru, in this state and still mysteriously pressing your phone, I had to come over to see what you were doing for both public and private reasons." Di Ting twisted his body, and the moment he jumped to the ground, he turned into his original form:

A young white auspicious beast with a dragon body and a lion tail stepped on its unicorn feet and rubbed Bai Shuiru's knees with its little tiger head with a single horn. "But Sister Ru Ru, you will be back to normal soon, don't worry."

"As expected, nothing can be hidden from you, little Di Ting." Bai Shuiru clenched his fist and covered his lips with a cough. He squinted his left eye and approached Di Ting, who had turned back into a human form, and asked in a low voice:

"By the way, Mu Xian is not in the underworld, right?"

Di Ting jumped down from Bai Shuiru's shoulder and hugged her well-proportioned arms tightly, "The Hades is in the human world. Aren't you... " He blinked his lively eyes, interrupted the conversation, and changed the topic:

"Are you hiding from him every day? Sister Ru Ru, did you bring me some Qingtuan?"

"We came in a hurry today, so we don't have any Qingtuan." Bai Shuiru saw the chubby face of Nuotuanzi coming down immediately, and smiled as she pinched his cheek with one hand while taking out a paper bag from her pocket with the other hand, "Hey, although we don't have Qingtuan, we have Longxutang and Madagun. I remember you like them too."

"Okay, okay! I haven't had fresh dragon beard candy and horse wallows in a while!"

By the way, the last time I came back, I was able to successfully infiltrate the Intelligence Department, and I went through the tunnel that Di Ting had dug to buy Qingtuan. This time, she is by my side, so even if I can't pass the soul identity verification, I will definitely have no problem entering the underworld!

Bai Shuiru stood up and dusted off his pants, taking a look at his clothes:

Fortunately, today I was wearing a white shirt and black trousers, which could barely be considered formal attire.

"Come on, Xiao Diting, let's go back home (fish in troubled waters)~!"

Little Di Ting sat on Bai Shuiru's shoulders and devoured the pastries with relish, making two "hmm" sounds in response.

As Bai Shuiru guessed, after she and Xiao Di Ting entered the gate of the underworld government, they followed the other party into the special passage without any obstruction and walked towards the elevator.

Suddenly, alarm bells rang throughout the security check hall.

Oops, I was discovered again! Bai Shui subconsciously closed his eyes tightly, put his hands on his head and squatted down, mumbling half ostrich and half frankly:

"I was wrong, I c..." I shouldn't have believed in the theory that "the most dangerous place is the safest place"!

"It's okay! It's not you~!" Xiao Di Ting gently tugged at Bai Shuiru's sleeve and reminded her quietly.

Bai Shuiru slightly opened his left eye and looked, and sure enough, he saw a person pretending to be a civil servant being caught by the security guards.

Bai Shuiru sighed softly and walked towards the elevator while looking at Xiao Di Ting who was licking dragon beard candy. "What else do you want to eat? Give me a list and I will express it to you as soon as I get back."

"Great!"

Before he finished speaking, Piao, who was being taken for interrogation, shouted angrily and suddenly exploded. His soul turned into icy blades and shot out in all directions like a rain of arrows.

Bai Shuiru, who had just entered the elevator, looked back and saw it. He quickly bent down and held Di Ting in his arms. At the same time, he turned his back and kicked the "door closing button".

As the elevator door slowly closed, three icicles still penetrated through the gap in the door and quickly nailed Bai Shuiru's head.

Three dull "clang" sounds of impact were heard on the metal plate, and the icicle was nailed into Bai Shuiru's head one centimeter away, entrapped a strand of her hair.

Then there were continuous loud banging sounds coming from the elevator door, which was then bulged. Seven or eight sharp icicles pierced the elevator bridge box door.

Xiao Di Ting broke free from Bai Shuiru's arms, rushed to the elevator panel and pressed "Minus 1st floor".

As the elevator bridge box descended at a constant speed, the icicles were broken off and broken into pieces on the ground.

Bai Shuiru used her protective ring to cut off the stuck hair, leaned against the elevator wall and took a long breath, not even caring about her cheeks being frozen red by the icicles on the wall.

Is it true that even the underworld, which has such strict regulations, is so unstable?

As the Emperor of the Underworld, doesn’t Muxian feel a lot of pressure?

When Bai Shuiru came to her senses, she was already standing in the conference hall. She lowered her head to look at Di Ting, who was secretly tugging at his trouser legs, and saw that he was quietly pointing to the first seat, motioning her to sit down, so she pushed up her sunglasses in response.

Bai Shuiru covered her face with sunglasses and looked around calmly:

Jing Churan, who is also the Minister of Departure Affairs and Meng Po, had already sat down with his legs crossed. There were about 20 to 30 people attending the meeting.

She glanced at the meeting topic on the conference screen and guessed:

This should be a ministerial meeting.

Hei Huomian's rank in the underworld is quite high. He can convene meetings of all ministers in the underworld. He must be at least a vice-prime minister, second only to the Ten Kings of Hell.

Jing Churan lowered his sunglasses and glanced at Bai Shuiru, his lips curved and his smile became more wanton. He stood up and took the lead in bowing to her, "Good afternoon!"

The ministers were wondering why the Hades did not enter the meeting room today surrounded by secret guards. However, when they saw Di Ting leading the way, they stopped speculating and stood up and saluted respectfully to the "former". This posture exposed their Mediterranean hair, long hair dyed blue-purple, and nine thumb-sized round platinum-gray pearls hanging on their ponytail.

Bai Shuiru had no time to smile, her attention was completely focused on another angle:

Wow, what a scene! This atmosphere is exactly the same as what I felt with Mu Xian.

It turns out that the feeling of being worshipped and respected is really great and refreshing!

No wonder Hei Huomian also wanted to run for the position of “Emperor of the Underworld”. No wonder he also wanted to guide me to realize my potential to serve the public and send me to a higher level.

Hey, wait, if Hei Huo Mian successfully runs for the title of “Emperor of the Underworld”, won’t I become the “Queen of the Underworld” after we marry?

Could this be what he meant by "higher level"? Is it equivalent to "the underworld"?

That sounds good, hahaha~!

Yoho~! The Hades takes turns, and today it’s my turn!

Bai Shuiru tried to straighten her upturned lips, took a deep breath to calm herself, sat with her head held high, and even stretched out her arms and waved the sleeves of her non-existent dress, blurting out:

"Love from all..."

The ministers looked at each other in bewilderment: ???

"Please sit down." Bai Shuiru quickly changed his words.

Ah, bah, bah! Bai Shuiru, you are so confused that you actually want to say "My dear ministers, please stand up"!

The host was about to preside over the meeting, but Bai Shuiru signaled him to put it aside.

Bai Shuiru's fingers tapped the table twice as a reminder, "I'm sure you all have heard about what happened at the security checkpoint just now."

As they were talking, Di Ting's subordinates asked Di Ting to review the intelligence and then distributed it to Bai Shuiru and other ministers for review.

Bai Shuiru quickly glanced over the intelligence and spoke without a script:

"As a person who is already waiting in line for reincarnation, what made him suddenly lose his mind and use such a decisive way to remind the rulers of the suffering and difficulties that ordinary people cannot solve?"

"The only chance they have to meet their relatives and friends in the same underworld is to go to the place in the underworld where their relatives and friends died and witness them suffer the tragic cause of death over and over again."

"Even serious criminals can meet with their relatives and friends under certain conditions. Moreover, we have always claimed to have a fair, just and open system of retribution for crimes in the underworld?!"

"To take a step back, can't those floating people who deserve to be tortured by death due to their karma be executed in a fixed area? Must they be arranged in the city center to scare innocent floating people?"

"Or is this just another form of intimidation for innocent people? What you are doing is just consolidating your power and status?!"