The Emperor of Hell's Green Plum Pillow She Escaped Again

The door unlocked as expected, and a man walked in, lighting his cell phone's flashlight.

"Are you okay? I sneaked back to help you open the door while they were all eating in the cafeteria."

Bai Shuiru thanked her and walked out of the tea room. She saw that the other person was just like her, Shen Yiyi, a female college student who had just joined the company for an internship today.

Shen Yiyi looked around and reminded:

"If they ask you how you got out, just say that a cleaning lady happened to pass by and called the security guard to open the door for you. Remember, don't say that I helped you."

It seems that this college student had experienced a lot of exclusion in school before, and he was keenly aware of it when he first entered the big company, so he didn't want to attract attention.

Bai Shuiru seemed to be introducing the other party in a casual manner, but she had a ulterior motive in her heart.

Hearing the sound of the elevator reaching the floor, Shen Yiyi quickly turned her head to look at the office entrance and reminded again:

"Then I'll go back to my seat first. Don't tell anyone that I opened the door for you." He turned around and hurried to his workstation, completely unaware that a scroll of verdict was slowly unfolding above his head and fluttering in the wind.

Baishui called out subconsciously:

“Eh…”

Shen Yiyi looked back at the sound and saw Bai Shuiru staring at the top of her head, as if she wanted to say something but hesitated. She also glanced at the ceiling, then frowned slightly and returned a suspicious look, praying worriedly:

"Please don't expose me! I beg you, thank you!"

Shen Yiyi's attitude changed so quickly that Bai Shuiru couldn't help but frown and purse her lips. The ideological struggle in her heart became more intense:

Mini Bai Shuiru in white clothes clenched his fist and punched Bai Shuiru on the head, feeling very disappointed:

"I have helped you before. Unlike those random people I met before, you are so ungrateful for not reminding me?!"

Mini black-clad Bai Shuiru was swinging leisurely on the swing and interrupted:

"I can't remind her of anything. That's her verdict, I can't change it! Even if I'm the Emperor of Hell, I can't interfere with other people's karma!"

Mini Bai Shuiru in white cut the rope of the swing, kicked Bai Shuiru in black away, and continued to curse:

"Stupid~! Who told you to tell it all? Can't you just give some advice? If you can help this little girl escape, you can help a lot of good people in the future!"

Mini black-clad Bai Shuiru was lying on top of Bai Shuiru's head, "Humph! I thought you were so noble, but it turns out you're just using me as an experiment!"

Bai Shuiru looked at the mini black-clad Bai Shuiru, then at the mini white-clad Bai Shuiru, and suddenly she became worried:

But if I really succeeded and changed the fate of so many people and delayed their reporting to the underworld, would Mu Xian come to hunt me down?

Never mind, just kill them if you want!

I don't mean bad things. Not to mention facing Mu Xian, even if I face God, I won't feel guilty!

Bai Shuiru ran and called Shen Yiyi before she entered the office, "You like your pet hamster Peanut Candy very much, right? You'd better not take it home when you get off work today." Then she continued vaguely:

"I can't tell you the reason. You just helped me, I won't hurt you, I hope you can trust me."

Shen Yiyi was stunned, frowned, looked at Bai Shuiru again with half belief and half doubt, then walked around her and quickly returned to her seat.

Bai Shuiru looked back at the six secret guards who had completed their plans and reported back, half threatening and half admonishing:

"You guys~, remember not to say what you shouldn't say, and don't say what you should say."

Six secret guards: “…”

Bai Shuiru turned back to the tea room and locked the door again with a thin toothpick. "Ah~, toothpicks are still not as useful as my pen."

There was a slight "click" sound of the door lock, and Bai Shuiru clapped her hands in satisfaction, then turned to look at the secret guards, "I'm not the kind of woman who gossips behind people's backs, and no man would like such a woman. I won't tell Hei Huomian that I was locked in here, and you must not report it to your boss!"

All the secret guards looked at Bai Shuiru and said secretly:

"I'm afraid that even if you are a demon concubine who brings disaster to the country and the people, the Hades will definitely love you deeply."

A secret guard hesitated:

"Isn't the Hades so stupid?"

Leader of the Dark Guards:

"Young Piao~, how come the Hades you know is so rational? Who has searched the entire underworld a hundred and eighty times?" He shook his head, patted his shoulders, and continued to teach tirelessly:

"If Miss Bai is really a demon concubine who harms the country and the Hades Emperor must kill her for the sake of justice, he will definitely let Miss Bai go and die to apologize to the underworld."

Bai Shuiru downloaded the Underworld Takeaway APP while Bian Huairou added:

"I estimate that the Manchu Han banquet I ordered for you will be delivered in an hour. Swish! Manchu Han banquet... I should find a chance to order one for myself as well."

Secret Guards:?!

"Miss Bai invites us to a full banquet?!"

A secret guard hesitated for a moment, then slowly raised his hand to surrender to Bai Shuiru:

"Like, what if I've already reported it?"

Bai Shuiru raised her eyebrows, patted the secret guard's shoulder heavily, and responded lightly:

"...I spent all my salary today on your lunch. I'll continue to order it for you tomorrow. How about a state banquet with twelve seats? Swish, I like the squirrel mandarin fish the best!"

The six secret guards looked at each other in bewilderment:

“It’s over, it’s all over! It’s all over!”

"...As expected of you who has mastered the Hades..."

"Good move! You are indeed worthy of being our Queen of the Underworld."

"If the Hades knew that he didn't even have Miss Bai spending money on him, and that we won first and had her treat us, wouldn't we have to go back to Siyuan?!"

"You deserve a beating?! Why did you let the Hades know?!"

Although Bai Shuiru couldn't hear the conversation between the secret guards, she could clearly see their bitter expressions and immediately applauded and laughed:

"Hahaha! I knew this trick would work on you!"

Six secret guards: “…”

The female secret guard interrupted:

"The Queen of the Underworld just took advantage of us," she pointed to the next door with her thumb, "and the employees in this building."

"Hey, don't you think the way Miss is planning things is becoming more and more like Ming, Boss?"

"Miss Bai has been with the Hades since he was born. She has been influenced by him for hundreds of thousands of years. What's so strange about this?"

Bai Shuiru knew that the secret guards had their own channel for conversations, but she seemed to sense something and subconsciously looked back at the secret guards who were gathered together gossiping.

The secret guards, feeling like thorns in their backs, said: "..."

"That was a close call! Fortunately, Miss Bai couldn't hear our whispers."

"If the identity of the Hades Emperor is exposed, we will definitely be imprisoned in the Abyss!"

"So how long does the Hades want to hide his true identity from Miss Bai?"

At the same time, after lunch, the employees of Ming·Xin returned to their workstations to take a nap, and found that they had received a sumptuous afternoon tea from Bai Shuiru:

A random cup of hot tea or coffee paired with a cup of milk tea or freshly squeezed juice, a small box of exquisite pastries, assorted fresh fruits, and small packages of spicy strips, potato chips, biscuits and nuts; fully satisfying the needs of filling your stomach after working overtime this afternoon or even evening.

Because of the beautifully packaged and rich variety of afternoon tea, some people couldn't help but try one or two of the items even though they had just had lunch.

In the tea room, Bai Shuiru chewed potato chips with braised prawns, sipped a cup of bubble tea with Sprite, pressed her cell phone keyboard with her greasy fingertips, and made up a story to Hei Huomian about why she didn't eat lunch in his office.

Suddenly, there was a quarrel outside the door, as well as a chaotic mixture of light and heavy footsteps that quickly ran away:

"Don't get in my way~!"

"As the manager, I order you to give me your position!"

"Ladies first~! I got here first."

"If my hair is shorter, I'm not a woman anymore?! How much bigger are my breasts than yours?! Get out of here!"

Twenty or thirty people swarmed into the restroom, filling the originally empty space with noise.

Those who didn't get a seat stood outside the cubicle door, pinching their noses with one hand and pounding on the door with the other hand, urging people to hurry up.

Another group of people who couldn't get a restroom had already turned around and ran towards the stairs or elevator to look for opportunities on other floors.

The Mingxin Building was originally in a quiet lunch break period, but the sudden bathroom robbery destroyed the tranquility.

After more than half an hour of chaos, the people who had vomited and had diarrhea two or three times recovered and were just about to order an errand to buy medicine, but the symptoms reappeared. They turned around, holding their stomachs and dragging their weak legs, and joined the queue again to continue scrambling for the bathroom.

A fat female employee leaned on the sink with both hands, turned her head weakly and looked around, her sparse eyebrows gradually furrowed, "Don't you think something is wrong? So many people have diarrhea at the same time, what is the reason? Is there something wrong with the food in the cafeteria, causing collective food poisoning?"

A tall, thin man pressed himself against the bathroom partition, holding his stomach and pounding on the door:

"This shouldn't be the case. Li Chenggong and I had the exact same meal at noon. How come I... did it to her, and she didn't even get hurt?!"

"Could it be that the drinking water was poisoned?"

A person who was pinching his nose at the sound objected:

"You can eat whatever you want, but you can't say whatever you want. If the drinking water was poisoned, a large number of people in the entire group would fall ill."

"'Eating randomly?'" Some "blind students" found the "highlight" and used divergent thinking to suspect:

"I have been eating at our Mingxin Canteen for five years. When has there ever been a problem with the canteen? If it weren't for the canteen..."

A female voice with a strong voice asked back:

"Then why did more than a dozen of us all have diarrhea and vomiting at the same time?"

The one who pinched his nose corrected:

"You should ask, 'Why are there only a dozen of us who are vomiting and having diarrhea, while everyone else is fine'?"

A female employee sitting in the corner of the restroom looking at her phone, corrected:

"No, it's not just us. There are also 40 to 50 people in the PR and sales departments who are just like us, having diarrhea and vomiting." After saying that, she stood up and raised her hand to punch the nearest bathroom, "You've been in there for half an hour! It's my turn to come out!"

When the others who were waiting in the bathroom with their brows frowned and their hands covering their stomachs heard this, they couldn't help but look at each other, and each showed the same suspicious expression.

Several secret guards covered their mouths and laughed secretly, then steadied their voices and continued:

"Hey, have you noticed that we were all the ones who complained about that white lotus in the group at noon, we wouldn't..."

"You mean, we slandered that White Lotus..."

"Hey! You know what, it seems like it really is the group of people we were just seeing..."

"So, it's really that Bai Lianhua who poisoned us?! Quick, call the police!"

A secret guard promptly adjusted the direction of the speech:

"What conspiracy theory about poisoning? And calling the police? Is there any evidence? I think this is retribution for speaking without restraint..."

Another secret guard quickly pretended to be terrified and uneasy, and echoed:

"Retribution?! Isn't that just a verbal offense? Will we go to...the hell of tongue-pulling?!"

“Absolutely, this is definitely retribution! How else could it happen so quickly?! If we continue like this, will we definitely go to hell where tongues are pulled out?!”

"Don't scare me! I really can't stand being scared."

"You really can't do anything that would make you feel guilty~, 'God is watching you'..."

Everyone was trembling and falling to the ground because of the conversation that seemed to linger in their ears. Suddenly, a weak but powerful female voice shook the sky:

"I never believe in karma, and I'm not afraid of workplace intrigues! Whoever dares to harm the world and take someone's life, I will pursue him to the end!"

The innermost cubicle door was pushed open, and out walked Manager Zhao from the Public Relations Department, who was holding her stomach, her face pale and sweaty. She tried to stand up straight, looked around with a sharp gaze, and showed her cell phone dialog box to refute:

"I've asked the security department to check the surveillance! We'll soon know whether someone poisoned the food or the merchant sold food that didn't meet hygiene standards!"

The female employees in the bathroom were the kind of people who usually spent 40% of their energy on gossip and gossip. They suddenly felt that they had found a backer, and rushed to praise and agree with Manager Zhao, praising him as a man of great strategy and wisdom comparable to Empress Wu Zetian; at the same time, they also criticized other male managers who also had diarrhea in the bathroom but did nothing.

Suddenly, everyone was stunned again.

Amid the complete silence, everyone suddenly came to their senses and tried their best to push away the people around them and rush to the vacant bathroom.

In the tea room.

Bai Shuiru listened to the secret guards' reports on the scramble for the restrooms on each floor, as well as the development of the situation as a result of their remarks. She laughed so hard that she held her stomach and almost choked.

"They are coming."

The secret guard suddenly gave a warning, and the lights in the room suddenly went out.

The lock of the tea room door was turned after a burst of chaotic footsteps, and the door was quickly pushed open from the outside.

The restarted lighting poured all its power onto Bai Shuiru as if to accuse her of a crime.

Then a sharp accusation came like a sword:

"So you, the black sheep, are hiding here!"

Bai Shuiru leisurely picked up the cup and took a sip of warm water, then replied with a smile:

"Great! Finally a 'kind-hearted person' came to rescue me!"

"I don't know who played a prank on me by locking me in the tea room and turning off the power."

Bai Shuiru showed her phone, which had run out of battery due to watching the tutorial, "I can't ask for help, and I can only eat the snacks here in the dark if I'm hungry."

"Why are we playing Strange Stories from a Chinese Studio when we are all thousand-year-old foxes?" Manager Zhao wrapped the handle of the takeout bag with a tissue, threw the "evidence" on the table, pointed at Bai Shuiru and cursed:

"Bai Shuiru, how did we offend you? How could you poison all of us like this? And you're crying thief and pretending to be pitiful in front of us in an attempt to turn the tables?"

Relying on someone's support, several female employees rushed forward and threw their afternoon tea on Bai Shuiru.

The well-trained secret guards had already stepped forward to block, but they caught a glimpse of Bai Shuiru shaking his head imperceptibly. They had no choice but to withdraw their hands and step back half a step, frowning to guard against possible extreme behavior of Mingxin employees.

Coffee, juice and assorted fruits fell one after another onto the white water like an ivory-white shirt, creating a colorful territory more gorgeous than a palette.